Post by Malefio on Jan 29, 2019 18:50:21 GMT -5
Oh Hello there!
You have successfully called Train 749.
This is an automated message.
If you called, it's because you want to board the train on the specific date where it leaves to go to the new rocket that was built with the purpose to go to space.
If you don't want to go to space, you phoned the wrong place.
If you can't afford the ticket for the train which will bring you to the rocket which will bring you to space, you phoned the wrong place.
If you want to go to space and can afford the ticket for the train which will bring you to the rocket which will bring you to space, then you dialed the right number.
If you are a telephone machine and are confused, we apologize.
Now. If you are indeed one of the people who want to go to space, you will have to enter a form, which should be shot out of your telephone in a few seconds. If not, don't worry. The sections to fill will be spoken out loud.
Know that due to unfortunate circonstances, involving the escaped convict known as Keyvin, you will have to help us. This horrible criminal has closed the gates of the 5 stations we need to traverse in order to reach our destination. Add insult to injury, the asshole... Sorry for this moment of anger. It won't happen again... This individual has also made all the levers rusty. It means that we'll have to find oil slimes in order to unrust the levers which purpose are to open the doors of the five train stations we have to pass through in order to reach our destination which is the space rocket that goes to space.
Anyway. To make your travelling experience quicker, we will ask you to help search for the required oil slimes. Actually, you'll probably do all the job yourself, because our conductor is lazy and we're not finding anyone to replace him.
Know that any injuries caused by the criminal named Keyvin or his goons or any other machine or creature without a faction is not our fault.
You should now have received the form to fill to take the train. If you didn't receive it, which is probable, because our staff is as lazy as our conductor, take a sheet of paper and write down the following:
Name: Your name. If you forgot your name, you can enter your serial number.
Year of construction: While we're asking for the year you were built on, most of you are idiots and write the number of years you were set online instead. If you do that, we won't mind.
Mode of transportation: Every machine has different means of moving around. You might simply have legs, but you might also have a lower body that is a treadmill, we won't judge you.
Weapons: Don't worry, you don't have to be a soldier. But all of us machines are built with a means to defend ourselves, wether our arms are wrench or we have an arm cannon. What's yours?
Defense: We're also all built to protect ourselves... Or other. Do you have a shield? Do you have rocket boosts on your hips to dodge sideway? Are you programmed to do impromptu dance moves? Only you knows!
General Description: Keyvin broke all our pictures receiving machines, so we have to ask you to describe yourself with words. Sorry.
Job: We all have a job. What were you programmed for?
Backstory: I don't know why this section is here. It's been asked to be added by our passengers. We actually don't care about your life story.
Note that the form was designed by machines for machines, because we are the majority of the population. If somehow you are not a machine, please fill the form anyway. We'll know you're a dumb pile of flesh when we read your description. We'll question how you managed to be smart enough to acquire money, but if you got the money, you got the money. We can't kick you out of the train.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask them, we might have another automated message that will answer it.
Don't forget to bring your sheet of paper filled with the required informations before boarding the train on the specific day it departs.
Have a nice trip!
You have successfully called Train 749.
This is an automated message.
If you called, it's because you want to board the train on the specific date where it leaves to go to the new rocket that was built with the purpose to go to space.
If you don't want to go to space, you phoned the wrong place.
If you can't afford the ticket for the train which will bring you to the rocket which will bring you to space, you phoned the wrong place.
If you want to go to space and can afford the ticket for the train which will bring you to the rocket which will bring you to space, then you dialed the right number.
If you are a telephone machine and are confused, we apologize.
Now. If you are indeed one of the people who want to go to space, you will have to enter a form, which should be shot out of your telephone in a few seconds. If not, don't worry. The sections to fill will be spoken out loud.
Know that due to unfortunate circonstances, involving the escaped convict known as Keyvin, you will have to help us. This horrible criminal has closed the gates of the 5 stations we need to traverse in order to reach our destination. Add insult to injury, the asshole... Sorry for this moment of anger. It won't happen again... This individual has also made all the levers rusty. It means that we'll have to find oil slimes in order to unrust the levers which purpose are to open the doors of the five train stations we have to pass through in order to reach our destination which is the space rocket that goes to space.
Anyway. To make your travelling experience quicker, we will ask you to help search for the required oil slimes. Actually, you'll probably do all the job yourself, because our conductor is lazy and we're not finding anyone to replace him.
Know that any injuries caused by the criminal named Keyvin or his goons or any other machine or creature without a faction is not our fault.
You should now have received the form to fill to take the train. If you didn't receive it, which is probable, because our staff is as lazy as our conductor, take a sheet of paper and write down the following:
Name: Your name. If you forgot your name, you can enter your serial number.
Year of construction: While we're asking for the year you were built on, most of you are idiots and write the number of years you were set online instead. If you do that, we won't mind.
Mode of transportation: Every machine has different means of moving around. You might simply have legs, but you might also have a lower body that is a treadmill, we won't judge you.
Weapons: Don't worry, you don't have to be a soldier. But all of us machines are built with a means to defend ourselves, wether our arms are wrench or we have an arm cannon. What's yours?
Defense: We're also all built to protect ourselves... Or other. Do you have a shield? Do you have rocket boosts on your hips to dodge sideway? Are you programmed to do impromptu dance moves? Only you knows!
General Description: Keyvin broke all our pictures receiving machines, so we have to ask you to describe yourself with words. Sorry.
Job: We all have a job. What were you programmed for?
Backstory: I don't know why this section is here. It's been asked to be added by our passengers. We actually don't care about your life story.
Note that the form was designed by machines for machines, because we are the majority of the population. If somehow you are not a machine, please fill the form anyway. We'll know you're a dumb pile of flesh when we read your description. We'll question how you managed to be smart enough to acquire money, but if you got the money, you got the money. We can't kick you out of the train.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask them, we might have another automated message that will answer it.
Don't forget to bring your sheet of paper filled with the required informations before boarding the train on the specific day it departs.
Have a nice trip!
