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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 15, 2019 21:04:21 GMT -5
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Post by Malefio on Jun 15, 2019 21:19:27 GMT -5
You got a drill.
You can probably destroy a wall as fast as with 8 sledgehammers.
Tells the vending machine it used to call me on my cellphone
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2019 21:36:30 GMT -5
Vending Machine panics and sweats then gives you oh you lucky Malefio you.
It gives you the new and improved Battle Date Simulator. This wonderful device turns any encounter into a battle date.
Works on most NPCs, but not other PC or Bosses.
While looking at the instruction the vending machine ran away.
A new vending machine appeared totally not the old one wearing fake glasses.
Anyways enjoy you Got a Battle Date Simulator.
Inserts a slice of Butterscotch Pie
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Post by Digi on Jun 15, 2019 21:41:39 GMT -5
Out pops..m a goat...?
It's a Gogoat! A loyal Kalosian Pokemon that you can ride into battle!
Insert a Vitality Mantle from MH.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2019 22:11:51 GMT -5
You get a portable haunted house. With this you can trap your foes in there own little house of spooks and scares. It even comes with 5 Boo Buddies free of charge. Stronger or Larger Foes may need to be weakened first. Boss characters can break free after one turn. Oh and not effective on other PCs and might not work on certain NPCs
Only one Boo Buddy is free to leave the house at a time.
When you said MH you meant Monster House right....... Oh you meant Monster Hunter.
Too late no give backs.
You get a Portable Haunted House with Boo Buddies.
Looks at the vending machine and knows what to. Inserts a Goat, Holy Water, Cross, knives, axes, and a human soul then sits back and waits.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 15, 2019 22:15:01 GMT -5
You get a dog. A very good boy.
Insert INFINITY
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 15, 2019 22:20:15 GMT -5
You hear muffled shouts of “Sine!” and “Cosine!”as the vending machine rattles around. With one final (and non-muffled) shout of “Tangent!”, Sho Minamimoto comes tumbling out.
Insert Secretmedicine, fresh from the Cianwood Pharmacy.
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Post by Digi on Jun 15, 2019 22:34:24 GMT -5
Out pops a MILITARY GRADE FLASHLIGHT WITH BUILT IN LIGHTHOUSE FUNCTION.
Insert a straw hat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2019 23:24:37 GMT -5
You get a straw figure (?)
But if you attach a personal item of someone to this it turns into a voodoo doll. Be careful who and where you use it. Because you may not like the consequences in dealing with the dark arts.
You get a Blank Voodoo Doll.
Inserts a an Entire T Rex Skeleton into the Machine.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 16, 2019 7:53:41 GMT -5
You released royal sorcerer navlaan?! He seems pretty pissed that you did this, but you can't put him back in the vending machine now. If you use his summoning crystal he will appear as a dark spirit and attack your enemy with soul magic. His crystal can be used once, but can be recharged at your base.
Insert a sword that is physically to big for normal humans to wield.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2019 10:44:37 GMT -5
(You fool you doomed us all)
Ominous music starts to play from the vending machine.
Oh god what did you do Blood. You expect the worse. But the first thing you notice is Black Hair.
You get Zack Fair (from FF7 Crisis Core and lesser extent FF 7) he seems confused as to why he doesn't have hid Buster Sword. The vending machine then spits out a normal size Steel Sword.
You Get Zack Fair (FF 7 Crisis Core) and a Steel Sword.
What you were expecting Sephiroth?
Inserts a Fire Emblem Waifu
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 16, 2019 11:43:45 GMT -5
You get a blue candle. You can use it lots.
Insert a fire waifu.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2019 12:15:08 GMT -5
You get Flameberg (the Flame Mage sister from Kirby Star Allies)
Apparently, Kirby Waifus are a thing now.
Inserts an Ice Waifu
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 16, 2019 15:34:19 GMT -5
You get a Legiana! So cute.
Insert TWO CARDS FACE DOWN, AND END MY TURN.
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 16, 2019 16:55:36 GMT -5
You get a Black Mana Card congratulations play this card and it turns into a swamp which is good probably
Throw in a Claymore, an Astroglobe, and a big ol gun
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