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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 13, 2019 14:07:27 GMT -5
You get a really big boom box. It plays really loud music, usually dramatic and appropriate to the scene.
Insert a razor-sharp CD.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 13, 2019 14:52:04 GMT -5
You get a really big boom box. It plays really loud music, usually dramatic and appropriate to the scene. Insert a razor-sharp CD. You got blade. No... not a knife, like the guy blade... you know the vampire hunter? Insert fresh serpent viscera |
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 13, 2019 15:47:13 GMT -5
You got freshly made snakeskin boots! That must be where the viscera came from.
Insert some three day old potatoes.
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Post by Malefio on Jun 13, 2019 16:03:41 GMT -5
You got a Archie Comics centered around Jughead.
Insert Bnahabra Wings
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 13, 2019 16:22:45 GMT -5
You get a pretty butterfly outfit complete with working wings and a cute skirt and boots.
Insert a cow.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 17:09:20 GMT -5
You get Chicken??
No not any old Chicken but Chicken from the old Cartoon Network Show Cow and Chicken.
Inserts antibiotics into the vending machine
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 14, 2019 11:05:10 GMT -5
You get Chicken?? No not any old Chicken but Chicken from the old Cartoon Network Show Cow and Chicken. Inserts antibiotics into the vending machine You got Dead Cells. Use them to become resistant to a single disease. Only one use. <iframe width="26.28" height="4.22" id="MoatPxIOPT0_22138820" scrolling="no" style="border-style: none; left: 15px; top: -5px; width: 26.28px; height: 4.22px; position: absolute; z-index: -9999;"></iframe> <iframe width="26.28" height="4.22" id="MoatPxIOPT0_87148599" scrolling="no" style="border-style: none; left: 1251px; top: -5px; width: 26.28px; height: 4.22px; position: absolute; z-index: -9999;"></iframe> <iframe width="26.28" height="4.22" id="MoatPxIOPT0_53560172" scrolling="no" style="border-style: none; left: 15px; top: 150px; width: 26.28px; height: 4.22px; position: absolute; z-index: -9999;"></iframe> <iframe width="26.28" height="4.22" id="MoatPxIOPT0_27940673" scrolling="no" style="border-style: none; left: 1251px; top: 150px; width: 26.28px; height: 4.22px; position: absolute; z-index: -9999;"></iframe> Fight the vending machine with martial arts |
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Post by Malefio on Jun 14, 2019 11:36:32 GMT -5
You got a paper that gives you the right to apply the Martial Law.
Insert a questionable shirt
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 12:22:03 GMT -5
You get a T shirt with a giant ? written in sharpie. Whoever wears this temporarily forgets what they were doing.
Insert the Hood from Lord Hyness
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 14, 2019 14:59:52 GMT -5
You get a T shirt with a giant ? written in sharpie. Whoever wears this temporarily forgets what they were doing. Insert the Hood from Lord Hyness You got... a random jumble of letters? Maybe you can make a message out of them... there are a lot of J's for some reason... Insert Dragons Blood Tears |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 21:49:36 GMT -5
You get a Vial of Dragoon Blood. By taking one sip of this you are able to transform into a dragon.
Careful where you use it because it might be hard to control your actions while in Dragon form. (Single use can be recharged at base).
Inserts The Sun, The Moon, and Everything fun and then breaks out some sweet dance moves while "Freaking out"
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 15, 2019 12:48:48 GMT -5
You get a Vial of Dragoon Blood. By taking one sip of this you are able to transform into a dragon. Careful where you use it because it might be hard to control your actions while in Dragon form. (Single use can be recharged at base). Inserts The Sun, The Moon, and Everything fun and then breaks out some sweet dance moves while "Freaking out" You got a Disco Bomb! Throw it in the air, everyone in the area will be forced to enjoy life for a short period of time. Weather they like it or not. Shoot the vending machine while styling my hair to look like Leon from Resident evil 2. |
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 15, 2019 13:07:02 GMT -5
You get a flash grenade.
Insert screaming.
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Post by Digi on Jun 15, 2019 14:11:12 GMT -5
Out pops some Screamer pods! A few sets of them in fact!
Inserts husbando body pillow.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2019 14:34:40 GMT -5
The vending machine seems confused. It's used to receiving Waifu body pillows. It has no idea what to do with a husbando body pillow so it shots out Chrom from FE Awakening.
He seems to be confused as to why the machine would spit him out. The vending machine doesn't know why either.
Inserts a 500 summon orb then presses the 5 circles that appear in this order. Red > Green > Blue > White may God have mercy on me then Red again.
Then picks a god and prays.
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