Tight Dan
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 11, 2019 16:29:17 GMT -5
Out pops a deck of Tarot Cards Make accurate deeply personal reading of characters past, present, and future
Insert 3 Stromboli and a Glass of Coke
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 17:27:13 GMT -5
A green thumb sticks out and thanks you for the meal.
Then out comes a Full Pizza Pie. But this isn't just some normal Pizza. This Pizza will fully restore your health if healthy or if used on a KO target it will revive them to full health.
You get a Pizza Pie.
Inserts a Flower and the souls of 6 humans.
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 11, 2019 18:10:30 GMT -5
You got Determination! This acts like a revival item allowing you or one ally to refuse to be defeated one time, but must be given to the target before they’re KO’ed at which point it’s locked in to working on them until you return to your base.
Insert my hype for Trials of Mana and a spear.
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Post by Digi on Jun 11, 2019 22:10:51 GMT -5
Out pops a Guardian Spear+! An adept weapon taken from a deadly guardian!
Insert homestuck fan art
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 23:26:51 GMT -5
Oh god what have you unleashed. Out of the vending machine comes a blue ball?
No it's Sonic the Hedgehog but crudely drawn?
No that's not Sonic the Hedgehog that's Sanic the Hedgehog.
You got Sanic the Hedgehog.
You know what he says Gobba go fasta.
Tells the vending machine it knows about all of its deeds and then tells the Vending Machine it's about to Have a Bad Time.
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Post by Malefio on Jun 12, 2019 6:31:31 GMT -5
You got the blue eye device.
It turns one of your eye blue.
That's what the blue eye device does.
Insert shenanigans
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 12, 2019 8:51:29 GMT -5
Brian Cox shows up and violently pistol whips you. Fortunately he drops a cool police hat and sunglasses when he leaves, it would make a good police disguise.
Insert 7 different crayons, all shades of green.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2019 8:55:03 GMT -5
You get a cute little Incredible Hulk mask complete with a string attached to it so you can wear it around your face.
Wearing it makes you feel stronger but also causes you to lose control of yourself. Be careful where and when you wear it.
Inserts about 100 summoning orb and then presses the Red summoning circle.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2019 8:56:07 GMT -5
You got the blue eye device. It turns one of your eye blue. That's what the blue eye device does. Insert shenanigans But my eyes are already Blue. |
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 12, 2019 12:30:52 GMT -5
You get a cute little Incredible Hulk mask complete with a string attached to it so you can wear it around your face. Wearing it makes you feel stronger but also causes you to lose control of yourself. Be careful where and when you wear it. Inserts about 100 summoning orb and then presses the Red summoning circle. 19. Freaking. Raighs. But also a Zelgius, so at least you got someone good. Insert a Chozo statue. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2019 12:47:04 GMT -5
You get a missile pack. Each pack contains 10 missiles to launch.
(Normal type)
Uses chaos control and then pushes the vending machine through the worm hole that was created.
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Post by Malefio on Jun 12, 2019 13:06:07 GMT -5
You get the Vending Machine from Earth 2.
It can insert things into you.
Insert the claw of Yeti Waifu
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2019 15:16:09 GMT -5
You get a pair of Yeti hands. Hard to believe these things contain the power of a Yeti. Even though a claw appears to be missing.
Inserts the GS Pokeball from the Anime
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Post by Malefio on Jun 13, 2019 6:29:12 GMT -5
You got a Happy Meal from McDonalds TM
Insert a sock with a hole in it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 14:06:19 GMT -5
You get a Holy Sock.
This sock is imbued with powerful holy magic. That's what they mean by holey sock right?
Inserts Vampire Killer
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