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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 9, 2019 21:54:44 GMT -5
You got sleeping medicine. In a bottle. With a rag. Hey wait a second, is this Chloroform?!?
Insert an ice cube.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 9, 2019 22:30:51 GMT -5
You got sleeping medicine. In a bottle. With a rag. Hey wait a second, is this Chloroform?!? Insert an ice cube. You got ice cube... you know... the singer. Celebrities cna be used to create distractions and nothing else. Insert a little traveler in the dark |
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Post by Digi on Jun 9, 2019 23:11:18 GMT -5
You get a Fear grenade! Throw this to create an area of darkness and make some enemies fearful! Or yourself if you're scared...
Insert spaghett
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 10, 2019 0:36:23 GMT -5
You get a really long, sharp noodle. Noodle spear.
Insert 3 shrimp.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 10, 2019 5:06:55 GMT -5
You get a really long, sharp noodle. Noodle spear. Insert 3 shrimp. You got 3 shrimparangs. Petrified shrimp that always come back to you when thrown... you monster... Super effective against people with a seafood allergy. Insert dead vitcon games into the machine. |
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 10, 2019 5:35:45 GMT -5
You get depression throw it at enemies to make them feel bad
Insert my backbone
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 8:06:05 GMT -5
A dog hopes out of the vending machine holding your backbone. Upon closer inspection this dog is none other then
Toby Fox. You get Toby Fox.
Not sure what he can do but well you have him and that's the important thing.
Inserts all the old Vitquest games and then throws in a Polymerization Card (Fusion card from Yu Gi Oh). Then sits back and waits.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jun 10, 2019 11:07:43 GMT -5
A dog hopes out of the vending machine holding your backbone. Upon closer inspection this dog is none other then Toby Fox. You get Toby Fox. Not sure what he can do but well you have him and that's the important thing. Inserts all the old Vitquest games and then throws in a Polymerization Card (Fusion card from Yu Gi Oh). Then sits back and waits. You get a living being made of lost hope and dreams. He falls over which causes enemies to feel the crushing weight of their past failures. Can only be used 3 times. Insert some volcanic rock. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 13:24:14 GMT -5
(Neat now I just need you to insert something)
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Post by Malefio on Jun 11, 2019 6:24:26 GMT -5
A dog hopes out of the vending machine holding your backbone. Upon closer inspection this dog is none other then Toby Fox. You get Toby Fox. Not sure what he can do but well you have him and that's the important thing. Inserts all the old Vitquest games and then throws in a Polymerization Card (Fusion card from Yu Gi Oh). Then sits back and waits. You get a living being made of lost hope and dreams. He falls over which causes enemies to feel the crushing weight of their past failures. Can only be used 3 times. Insert some volcanic rock. You get the Palico's Pickaxe. It never breaks! Insert a ounce of madness |
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 11, 2019 10:28:56 GMT -5
You got a Pocket Kefka! This tiny madman has access to a slew of normally devastating spells, but at a fraction of their usual strength.
Insert a futuristic coin.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 11:02:30 GMT -5
When you say future there's only one thing that I think of.
The vending machine tells you to bite it's shiny metal ass.
Huh? Oh no that's Bender from Futurama.
You got Bender from Futurama the lovable alcoholic, sarcastic robot we know and love.
Inserts the entire Velvet Room from Persona 3.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 11, 2019 15:31:14 GMT -5
You get a portable elevator! Big enough for a few people, no tower necessary. Powered by your soul also misery.
Insert the King of Hearts.
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Post by Malefio on Jun 11, 2019 16:04:31 GMT -5
You get the blue heart! It gives the ability to jump to any creature equiping it.
Insert the entirety of Vitcon
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 16:24:08 GMT -5
The machine just seems to disintegrate into nothingness. Your kinda of worried about what just happened.
Then a giant bear appears out of no where. Wait turns out the Vending Machine was just experiencing a bit of an issue.
Nevertheless you get the Errr Error Bear. Not only is it a Bear but it he's super effective against machines and online forums will randomly glitch out for bo reason.
Glues a mask to the vending machine, places glasses on it, and then shots it with an Evoker.
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