The Danomicon

Eros Hall Registry


Evelina Velmont
Female
Theology Major, Web Development Minor
Most effortlessly anxious
President of the Y'all need Jesus Club
Self-identified mom of Eros Hall Evel spends her days doting over her "children", engaging in casual evangelism. and trying to look cool (and failing spectacularly.) She claims the noise coming from her room while she's out is her dog but, dogs don't play X-box..... right?


Jeremiah "Deadeye" Niantic
Male
Law Enforcement/Education Dual Major
Most likely to start and end a bar fight
Co-founder of the Chronologically irregular union; Eros RA
Cool-headed RA of the Male Wing of Eros Hall Jeremiah is a man of few words prefering to let his partner or revolvers do the speaking for him but, get this Cowpoke started and you're in for a hootin n hollerin good time.


"Van_Tassel"
Female
Architecture Major
Most likely to forget head at home during MTN DEW run
Guildmaster of "The Realm of Burning Dice"
The Dullahan known only as Van_Tassel is a rare sight around campus even rarer to find with body and head in the same place due to her preoccupation with the MMO "Town of Harmonytrade." Her Icy nature means few have come close but, those at Eros Hall seem to have found a place for her.


Sheean Terrine
Male
Major in Defensive Magics, English Minor
Least likely to win an honorific
Unassuming member of most clubs on campus
Sheean is the unofficial pet project of half a dozen teachers and everyone at Eros Hall. A spacey young man Sheean has switched minors at least a dozen times clearly searching for something over the horizon.


Mesony "Agent 3" Teuthis
Squid
Weapons Development Major, Music Minor
Most likely to be the source of a blast
Head Singer of the "Woomy Warblers"
Mesony or as they prefer "Agent 3" is an explosive presence on campus in more ways than one never seen without Headphones or Splat Bombs. Astute observers have noticed the ever present racket from their dorms cutout on several occasion for no clear reason.


Jerry (Formerly Hector Trebins)
Skeleton
Cryptozoology Mahor
Most Improved
Former leader of Mu Omicron Nu, Head of Anime Zaibatsu
The only casualty of the recent coupe was notorious prick (and Monster Hunter) Hector Trebinshis Skeleton however remains mysterious animated by ambient magics (can any of us die? Questions better left unanswered.) This Skeleton has dubbed skitself Jerry and found a place within Eros Hall. Sker obsession with the monsters ske hunted in life seems almost reasonable in comparison with sker love of "Weeb" culture which is as genuine as it is inexplicable.


Branden Essex
Male
Poetry Major, Superheroics minor
Most likely to find a situation hopeless
De-Facto "Chief of the Dropout Society
Though it's far from unusual to find students especially those in Eros Hall with little enthusiasm for their studies but, Branden's attitude is a new level of despair. It's not hard to find the source of his dour outlook as the only thing that seems to plague him more then a losing attitude is his terrible luck. Of course it's not actually possible to dropout of A!U! so Branden has switched into a "free" and many would tell you fitting major though he still clings onto his original minor even if most days he's only in class as it let's out.


Floyd Gaizus
Male
SPORTS Major, Modern Fantasy Minor
Least likely to understand a problem, Most likely to (try) to help anyway
Enthusiastic Member of as many clubs as humanly possible; Ice Bloodsport Captain
Contender for most popular (and dimmest) student on campus. Floyd's the only mortal "brave" (Read: Dumb) enough to be on the startling line-up of the Bloodsport "Team" which has earned him the dubious honor of being it's official captain. His leadership on the field and general good nature have lead to many an admirer all of whom he seems completely oblivious to the true feelings of. It is to be noted though there are a few incidents where more let's say aggressive groupies have gone missing.


Talajin
Female
Business Major
Most likely to succeed (at selling you junk)
CEO of Tala-Mart inc.
The most entrepreneurial Soul on Campus this Nopon seems to love nothing more then the feeling of Dandy Dollars in her furry little hands and will go to extravagant heights to amass wealth. Don't let the fuzzy image and energetic persona fool you though within her beats the cold calculated heart of a cutthroat businesspon. While most known for being the owner of Korden's Pantsmithy (ti his great annoyance) she also operates her own pop-up shop the Tala-Mart and is responsible for the conception of every grift, hustle, and scheme on Campus.


Kent Fausten
Male
Surgical Technology Major
Oldest Soul (figuratively)
Field Agent of the Hypercritical of Oafs Medical Team
Kent has found himself in the unenviable position of being the sole med student housed in Eros Hall. This has made him responsible for the health and well-being of the most self-destructive students on campus and quite possibly the Multiverse. Kent to his credit has taken to the task with a shocking amount of professionalism though his eyes say "end me" his mouth rarely betrays. Those patients with who he loses patience with soon find out however that his tongue is even sharper then his scalpels.


Sivil Tengah
Male
Most likely to disappear for weeks for no clear reason
Botany Major
Absentee head of A!U! Birdwatching Society
Details are sparse about Sivil not because he's a particularly complex or mysterious individual but, because he's so rarely on campus. Sivil spends most of his time in the Forest or Labyrinth ignoring any and all responsibilities with the air of a sage just without any of the actual wisdom. When he is present on campus though he has been described as sly and devilishly charming earning him a loyal following and cementing his place in Eros shall to the frustration or amusement of all. The only thing he seems genuinely committed to at A!U! is cataloging the flora and fauna at the edge of reality.


Agirie
Female
Technoorganics Major, Aviation Minor
Most likely to work themselves to death
Captain of the Drone Race, Robo-Wars, and EXTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL teams
Agirie is Eros Hall's resident grease monkey and proud of it. An outgoing sort she'll proudly declare to anyone her dreams of one day flying around the Multiverse. In the meantime though she's content to tinker in Korden's Workshop, preform oft needed maintenance on her companion GoLurk, and bring the wildest technical dreams of her fellow students to life. One would think the many many demands of the student body to be enough for anyone but, not only does the school oft rely on her to fix it's beleaguered infrastructure she also serves as the Biological Liaison to the local chapter of the Artificial Alliance and if rumors are to believed is the source of the Limited Commando's oversized mechs.


Melfein Greene
Maleish
Hexology Major, Space Travel Minor
Most mysterious individual despite frequent interaction
Library Archivist Intern; C.L.O.A.K.S. Librarian
Information on Melfein is hazy at best no one has ever seen his(?) true face beneath the seemingly endless masks he collects. Despite all this the little fella is rather cheery with a zest for life and learning that can prove infectious if you let it (so far no casualties.) Most wisly try not to think too hard on the nature of their existence or the history of the world around them but, Melfein finds great pleasure in archeological pursuits one wonders if he's gone mad or if he's the only sane one in the room if one thinks to look they'll find evidence of both theories. Rumors are he's big in JA!U!pan but, no one has been able to substantiate these claims or know where they started.


Haurchefant Greystone & Havel "The Rock"
Males
Knighthood Majors, Cross-Over Adventuring Minors
Most inseparable rivals
Lead Speaker of HFA; Captain of the Bloodsport Team
Haurchefant and Havel may share many superficial qualities both are well-built young men both are the best students in A!U!'s Knighthood program and together they are a pillar of the community. When one takes a closer look however the two are as night and day where Haurchefant is Extroverted Havel is Introverted, Haurchefant is eloquent Havel mostly communicates in grunts, Haurchefant seeks to protect the weak a smile on his face Havel aims to punish the wicked with a cold ruthless efficiency. All of which begs the question what keeps the two glued to each other if those they share Eros Hall with know they aren't willing to tell.


Priti
Shapeless
Apocalypse Reversion Major
Best proof that one can't judge a book by it's cover
Spokesperson of the Students without Definition
Priti's form may be somewhat terrifying to the layman the sight of them tears at the mind occasionally coalescing into a jaunt figure burdened by a pulsing cocoon and topped with a straw hat. Do not let looks deceive you though their sure to be more afraid of you then you are of them neurotic and shy as they tend to act when spotted. Though when push comes to shove they posses a boundless resolve that may explain their unique (even by A!U! standards) major. Those who have bonded with them have described a soul in constant mourning pleading for some unkowable nostalgia. Even those who's minds resist shaping Priti recognize their presence by the heart-shaped clasp they wear at all times.


Calaveraera Ridire
Female (Note: Demon)
Law Enforcement Major; Classical Adventuring Minor
Most likely to step on you
Hot Headed RA of the female wing of Eros Hall Calaveraera is quick to anger and Eros Hall gives her no end of sources of strife. Still she remains committed to putting Eros Hall on a short leash in the face of it's constant chaos. You'd think this misguided goal would make her unpopular but, if anything it just encourages more nonsense reportedly because she is both easy to tease and only gets hyper competent in the face or real danger. Rumors are we've got her parents to thank about all of this and her name which only her partner get's to shorten unless you desire a one way ticket to the nurse's.


Maurice Harper
Male
Super Heroics Major
Gremlin king of the Class Clowns
Bass Guitarist of the "Woomy Warblers"; Founder and funder of the X-troverts
One would hope a young man with the pedigree of a Harper would carry himself with dignity. Sadly Maurice only seems to invoke his family's name to move forward his next grand scheme or enforce his tempestuous will on another of his fellow students (and occasionally staff.) Maurice is awfully full of himself but, behind his bluster is an endless drive to impress and annoy in equal measures. He's got the bottomless wit, surprising mental capacity, and total control over a pocket dimension to back it up. Just don't bring up his sister or push his ego too hard or one of you is liable to break.


Noah Grey
Male
Time Shenanigans Major; Galactic Affairs Minor
Most screws loose
Sole "official" member of the Truth is out There Club
Most members of the student body have learned to accept the absurd and cosmically terrifying nature of their existence Noah is the exception. Noah constantly seeks to prove his own crackpot theories behind the unexplainable nature of A!U! and seems to take personal responsibility to correcting it's foibles. In fact if his Chronoplasty wasn't toned down by Jeremiah's timely interference he would probably still be reliving the week before the old Dean's dismissal robbing everyone of his insane ramblings and that super awkward thing where he already knows something because in another point in time he learned it.


Mosernet Bymericia
Female
Veterinary Science Major; Dark Adventuring Minor
Best Hugger, Least likely to get a joke
Keeper of the Companion Menagerie; Former Skate Pirate lieutenant
Mosernet or Mose to her limited supply of friends is a dour sort. A former member of the local thugs the Skate Pirates Mosernet was moved to Eros Hall by fate but, her intense dedication to her friends, student & Critter alike, has lead to fierce resistance by the Hall when the Pirates seek to reclaim her (neither side seems willing to bother Mosernet herself with this conflict.) The rest of Phillia Hall is not exactly torn up to see her gone many of them still have nightmares and the rest are allergic to her pet rat. Winning her heart may be more a matter of proving her worth then your own.


Nadala Mgrr
Female
Mercenary Arts Major
Drunkest on a Monday (and every other day)
Club Member for hire; Bodyguard of the Filthy Uber Rich (or F.U.R)
While a true bear would not seem out of place at A!U! Nadala is actually only one when you really tick her off. She is not a very complicated person a drink in her hand & Dandy Dollars in her pocket and she's satisfied, such a shame that one costs the other. Their's little Nadala will not do for a night with a brew making her a frequenter of both the Quest Boards and the (Dun)Gym. It's not hard to find work when you're seven feet of muscle and fur so it's a rare sight indeed to find her sober. Which is half the reason she resides in Eros Hall being easily convinced of the dangerous & insane is a major plus in those parts.


Sutantri Jakkabi
Male
English Major; Wizardry Minor
Least Likely to stop talking
Head of the Chaotic Horny Council
Sutanri I know you're reading this and A. Stop using that ridiculous voice and B. No I will not reveal the secrets of the ages to you as you whisper sweet nothings into my pages. If this is anyone else well you've learned pretty much all you need to know already. Sutanri is a chaotic twister of romanticism, prose, overthinking, and undirected talent. What you want more fine he's a bit tall for a gnome, he was adopted by a kindly eastern merchant, he draws in his spare time, he seems intent on a life of adventurous do-goodery and lovemaking.


Santino Sabaar
Cactus
Bardic Magic Major; Skullduggery Minor
Most notorious card cheat
Guitarist & Back-up Vocals of the "Woomy Warblers", Beach Father of the Hawaiian shirt appreciation club
Don't be fooled by Santino's prickly exterior he's actually quite an inviting Cacti. On second thought it might be best to stay away as Santino is well known around campus as a scoundrel & a cheat at one point even leading a pack of Vagabonds for a time. When tensions rose with the Skate Pirates he bailed by charming his way into Eros Hall. Supposedly he is turning over something of a new leaf there though accounts vary to how much of an extent. Approach at parties if he's holding his guitar stay far away if he's playing or worse dealing cards.


Hezaki Gelmorra
Androgynous
Conjury Major; Minor in Mining
White Magic expert of the Campus First Responders
Least likely to hurt a fly
Hezaki is so quiet that one might miss them if they weren't so ever present in Campus Life. Hezaki always seems to find their way to trouble when it is brewing and lends a healing hand. Though prone to silence and contemplation one shouldn't mistake that for a lack of empathy Hezaki is quick to act and eventually to speak on behalf of their friends. Old scars suggest that they may have not always led their current life of pacifism or maybe they come from a mining accident theories abound. Rumors of them looking for their one true love must surely be drivel caused by some loathsome miscreant.... right?


Patrick Haydock
Male
Applied Demon Summoning Major\
Most naps taken in a single day
Hypno-Guidance Intern; Wild Card of Those Meddling Kids
Be careful not to trip over this student as you make your way around Campus. Patrick seems to have bonded with a primordial dream deity during the course of his studies but, anecdotal evidence suggests this has only improved their personality. Being in a constant state of semi-consciousness has made this unassuming drifter more interesting by leaps and bounds. A!U! being full of schemers and those who just enjoy the sound of their own voices Patrick has become a friend in demand. The entity sharing his form's habit of assuming control to unpredictable results is totally normal with those pursuing course in the field Applied Demon Summoning.


Sinle of the Cloth
Female
Inqusitory Combat Major (Ex-thievery Major)
Most likely to brandish weapons for religious purposes; Best Hair
Flames & Crafts Participant, E.S.U. Member (Elemental Student Union)
A previously unremarkable thievery student this Ifrit has found her true calling with the Inquisition. Besides looking great in a chainmail habit Sinle's cocktail of Sadism, Pyromania, and Sleight of Hand makes her an ace student in the program. This proficiency and her proclivity for sharing her fiery heritage have earned her quite a few fans which in turn has given her a spot in Eros Hall where it's said she's having a blast often literally. Those on her bad side have called her terrifying, cruel, and hot. Those smart enough to end up on her good side call her fun at parties, loyal, and hot.

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