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DunGym
Apr 8, 2020 18:16:37 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on Apr 8, 2020 18:16:37 GMT -5
The DunGym waits for no man, women, or other sentient being and neither will you or at least that's what Coach-Chan always says not like you have time to consider that now that you're in the thick of it time to let loose and unleash some hyper violence or kiss your ass goodbye (and not in a fun way.)
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Apr 10, 2020 15:15:56 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on Apr 10, 2020 15:15:56 GMT -5
TOUMA
The DunGym is not daunting for many such as yous, you were not dubbed The One and Many Awakened for cowardice after all. With classes just starting back up Couch-Chan assigns just two laps so of course you'll need to double that. Your first two laps are unsurprisingly uneventful the beasts who roam these halls are no match for you and you barely feel the pull at your mind and soul. While going for the extra credit though you stumble across something that makes even you take pause seems like those scraps of junk at the AA were underplaying Proto-Tag's current state. Watching perhaps the only being you respect in the whole world go through the painfully slow reboot process fills you with unholy rage, of course you have no clue what caused this so you engage in wanton slaughter for awhile. By the time Coach-Chan finally gets you to hit the showers everyone else is terrified, aroused or both all in all a good day in the DunGym.
+2 Kickass
After washing up you notice Hezaki and Sinle leaving the DunGym as well, Sinle looks to be angry you wonder how one can tetter so drastically between smug and frustrated must be a weakness of a singular entity. "ARRRGGHH what does she know anyways who died and made her coach because I want to resurrect them and beat them to death again" Sinle shouts the source of her aggravation becoming clear. Hezaki who at this point had been mending up the scratches Sinle was too angry to pay any attention to pipes up "Ummm Sin remember you burned Couch Edminton alive on suspicion of Heresy and appointed Coach-Chan because you thought she was cute remember.... and because no one else wanted to take the job." Sinle whips around seeming to have found an outlet for her rage she grins "Ohhh really well then maybe I aimed a little too high last time I knew she was a little eager maybe the Inquisistion aimed a little too high last time." Hezaki realizes their mistake and looks around for help you don't really care what happens to Coach-Chan but, Hezaki doesn't need this on their conscious and Sinle can't take another hit to her record better do something.
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DunGym
Apr 10, 2020 17:29:03 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Apr 10, 2020 17:29:03 GMT -5
Uhhhh something they'd like and also plays to my stats... Oh.
"If you wish to beat the one who appointed Coach-chan to death... and you are the one who appointed Coach-chan... then the solution is readily apparent. You must do battle with yourself. A most fearsome opponent. We shall assist you."
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Apr 11, 2020 1:59:20 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on Apr 11, 2020 1:59:20 GMT -5
Hezaki is relieved to see you that is until he hears your suggestion "Ummm TOUMA I don't think that's heal-" Hezaki is interrupted by Sinle who is practically salivating at the idea (being mostly fire that means she's puffing steam) "Fighting myself is like in the top five hottest dreams I've ever had can you really make that happen?" she demands pushing off the poor Duskwight right into your personal space. Well seems like you've certainly taken the heat off Coach-Chan but, what now?
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DunGym
Apr 11, 2020 3:39:45 GMT -5
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 11, 2020 3:39:45 GMT -5
Just ask her to punch herself in the face, maybe? The crazy inquisitorial types would probably be until the whole self-flaggelation thing... Oh. Wait. The correct answer is obvious.
"Submit your consciousness to the collective, and you will have many vessels with which to combat yourself."
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Apr 12, 2020 13:14:30 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on Apr 12, 2020 13:14:30 GMT -5
Sinle frowns "Ohh you were just hitting on me.... tempting but, no" she replies a sadistic smile creeping onto her face "Well now you got my hopes up for nothing you gotta make it up to me somehow" Ohhh boy usually this is where you'd get the snot and a bit of stattage kicked out of you but, this is the dry run of this and neither of your fellow natives are close to being done so I'll give you one last chance to salvage this.
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DunGym
Apr 12, 2020 16:23:10 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Apr 12, 2020 16:23:10 GMT -5
K when in doubt DOUBLE DOWN but recontextualize things to play to your strengths
"I believe a demonstration will resolve this misunderstanding." TOUMA has their bodies stand in a circle and have an impromptu fighting tournament with themselves, two vessels going in at a time. "Join your voice to ours and you will have plenty of opportunity to battle yourselves... You will be all. You will be nothing. You will increase our overall combat effectiveness significantly."
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Apr 13, 2020 0:33:07 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on Apr 13, 2020 0:33:07 GMT -5
This display quickly earns back Sinle's rapt attention in fact Hezaki has to stop her from jumping in a few times. When it's over Hezaki claps politely but, Sinle's praise easily drown out the sound. "Yeah OK that was sexy as hell still a no but, we'll call it even and if y'all keep being this rad I night end up taking you up on your offer." Sinle says when she finally finishes her applause blowing y'all a kiss before walking off satisfied and having clearly forgotten why she'd been upset in the first place. Hezaki simply let's out a sigh of relief and drops a healing bubble on the area then runs off. Well that went well we feel like we're beginning to understand how to appeal to these beings we also feel some internal bleeding but, that's going away.
+1 Suave
+1 Amusement
Well now we'll just have to wait for your fellow players to finish their prompts and we'll be able to move onto the extracurricular phase please look forward to it. Ohh and remember if you get bored Storge Hall is always there for you.
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