Tight Dan
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Apr 14, 2020 21:52:26 GMT -5
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Post by Tight Dan on Apr 14, 2020 21:52:26 GMT -5
CRITICAL DAMAGE CRITICAL DAMAGE CRITICAL DAMAGE
Running Diagnostics............
Auxiliary functions failing initiating Core Withdrawal..... Shutting Down-
Well damn looks like you've died again but, there's still work to be done my boy I'll give your soul some new fuel and you keep it burning huh..... OK let's do this
Soul Essence detected Rebooting..... Rebooting.....
Preparing to run SelfImage.INST
Select External Cosmetics
A) Menacing Mecha
B) Gaudy Golem
C) Dapper Droid
D) Awesome Android
E) Casual Cyborg
F) Awkward Automaton
G) Robot
H) Manual Input
Downloading Internal Drives
1) Absorb all the Multiverse's knowledge
2) Prove physical superiority over all organic lifeforms
3) Discover the meaning of life through the arts
4) Collect DNA samples the good old fashioned way
5) Deal with the crippling nihilism inside with comedy and mirth
6) Discover how god made tuna taste so good
7) Amass wealth, spend lavishly, acquire more wealth
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Apr 15, 2020 0:38:00 GMT -5
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Post by Digi on Apr 15, 2020 0:38:00 GMT -5
C7
Let's be a posh asshole
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Apr 15, 2020 7:48:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2020 7:48:23 GMT -5
D 5 because we all need to smile even though the real world is scary
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Apr 15, 2020 19:10:37 GMT -5
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 15, 2020 19:10:37 GMT -5
C5
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Tight Dan
New Game +
destroy al
Posts: 2,024
Personal Rank: [ Beast Effector ]
Vitcoins: 81
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May 21, 2020 7:35:14 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on May 21, 2020 7:35:14 GMT -5
Choices CONFIRMED
Installing FIRMWARE..... Testing Corporeal Functionality...... Damage Repaired..... Exoskeleton Prepared
System Settings: SMRT: 2
POW: 1
MUSE: 2
HOT: 3
CHRM: 3
WRD: 2
$$$: 1
Drives Downloaded..... Aligning Interests..... Booting Personality Matrix
Basic Attack- HA HA HA: Shake up opponents with your unsettling varieties of laughter
Skill- Vicious Mockery: Assault enemies mentally with a well aimed insult deals bonus damage if insult correctly identifies opponent's weakness (Damage Based on CHRM)
Passive- Laugh in the face of danger: Once per battle attack which would incapacitate instead heals for the half the intended damage
Install Successful.... Welcome to Life
You look around as your optical sensors kick in yes your coding was correct this is your life oh joy. A miracle of engineering and programming made to toil in the literal and figurativeass-end of the multiverse it would be sad if it weren't so funny. You'd be shocked to find no companions waiting for you if you hadn't immediately spotted the carnage surrounding you looks like you'll need to create your own straight man. It doesn't take long to gather the necessary viscera and before long you've processed the life aether out of it as it begins to take shape you hear a voice "Who.... What am I?"
A) IT MUST BE SAID YOU ARE UNDEAD
B) IT'S AWFULLY TRAGIC YOU ARE MAGIC
C) PREPARE TO FEAST YOU ARE MY BEAST
D) PASS ME THE CUMIN YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN
E) NOT A MALIAN YOU'RE AN ALIEN
F) CAN'T THINK OF A RHYME YOU STAY A SLIME
G) (INSERT RHYME HERE)
1) IT'LL ALL BE FINE YOU'RE SIMPLY DIVINE
2) MONSTER SOUNDS MEAN BUT, YOU'RE ON MY TEAM
3) THIS MAY SOUND SARCASTIC BUT, YOU'RE LOOKING FANTASTIC
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May 22, 2020 14:08:36 GMT -5
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Post by Vitsheep on May 22, 2020 14:08:36 GMT -5
Divine...? Divine... Divine? Divine. Yes. That's it. Divine. Angel. Perfect for fighting monsters and generally being a straight man.
G: You'll have to trust us, your arcana is JUSTICE.
Also 1 I guess.
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Tight Dan
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Posts: 2,024
Personal Rank: [ Beast Effector ]
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May 22, 2020 17:20:03 GMT -5
Post by Tight Dan on May 22, 2020 17:20:03 GMT -5
This is what past Dan gets for switching to numbers after adding options I'm going to pretend this was totally intentional if it wins
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