Post by Tight Dan on Oct 11, 2020 21:21:01 GMT -5
No long winded intro here I got one thing and one thing only to sell and that's pants take a look around and see if anything strikes your fancy just be sure to stay clear of the forge
Smarty Pants 5$- Is that a Telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see the world through a scientific lense?
Smokin' Hotpants 5$- The only thing more certain then breaking the dress code in these is looking good
Pants??? 5$- It's impossible to tell what you're looking at but, it doesn't resemble any legwear in this dimension....unless
Ants in your Pants 5$- Fun at parties less so at picnics
Jeans of Ass Destruction 5$- For those going for the public health hazard and loving it look
Chapless Chaps 5$- Free yourself from the social constraints of mainstream clothing maybe you'll bring world peace maybe your legs will just be cold
A Hot Mess' Guide to Pantsmithing 10$- Step by step instructions to smithing your very own pants so simple even you can follow them
Fine Native Slacks 10$- Storge Hall residents stole these from Chad's closet and smuggled them into the store are unsubstantiated.
Universal Serial Bell Bottoms 10$- A miniature pair of pants perfect for sorting through the telecommunication interference of the dimensional vortex the school is built on.
Queen Bee's Golden Head Skirt 10$- An accessory symbolizing a royal insect's divine right to rule the hive
Smarty Pants 5$- Is that a Telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see the world through a scientific lense?
Smokin' Hotpants 5$- The only thing more certain then breaking the dress code in these is looking good
Pants??? 5$- It's impossible to tell what you're looking at but, it doesn't resemble any legwear in this dimension....unless
Ants in your Pants 5$- Fun at parties less so at picnics
Jeans of Ass Destruction 5$- For those going for the public health hazard and loving it look
Chapless Chaps 5$- Free yourself from the social constraints of mainstream clothing maybe you'll bring world peace maybe your legs will just be cold
A Hot Mess' Guide to Pantsmithing 10$- Step by step instructions to smithing your very own pants so simple even you can follow them
Fine Native Slacks 10$- Storge Hall residents stole these from Chad's closet and smuggled them into the store are unsubstantiated.
Universal Serial Bell Bottoms 10$- A miniature pair of pants perfect for sorting through the telecommunication interference of the dimensional vortex the school is built on.
Queen Bee's Golden Head Skirt 10$- An accessory symbolizing a royal insect's divine right to rule the hive