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Post by Malefio on Nov 27, 2020 11:17:08 GMT -5
---Fae--- Vitsheep (Minimal descriptions, cause I won't decide for you what your base looks like.) You still can't believe it. The mayor of Sake City accepted considering you and the other humanoids "enslaved" by Dirt Eater as refugees and gave you all an entire floor of the Town Hall just for you. The second floor to be precise. They even let you decide whom was allowed to enter the floor... Well... More or less. The mayor himself reserves the right to visit whenever and with whoever he wants. He gave that permission to Karka too, since she's so suspicious of you, but it's not cause he's untrusworthy of you for now, it's to prove to her that you can be trusted. Quite hilarious. Not only did they give you another floor, but all the aliens under your command have a bed. And that's very surprising, since you lost count of how many there are... You almost feel like there's an infinite amount of them, sometimes surprised at one you never saw before. Of course there's also Neverever, Night Stalker and The Snail, but you're unsure where they're at exactly on this new day. Neverever is probably just waiting for orders somewhere on the floor, while Snail is definitely just sitting at a table drinking coffee, like every morning. Night Stalker though, she went out last night and usually, she's out for longer than a night... Your minions are walking all around, some coming in, some coming out, they're doing their own thing right now, since they currently have no orders. Oh... What is that sound? Is there already some action this morning? Snail seems to be loudly complaining about something, might be that the coffee machine broke, or might be something actually important, you can't hear properly from wherever you sleep... If you sleep.
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Post by Vitsheep on Nov 28, 2020 1:37:00 GMT -5
Fae snaps out of the state of not-quite-sleep she goes through every few hours and begins looking around. No sign of Night Stalker or Nevernever? Unacceptable! Such a thing is to be expected of Nevernever - in fact it's probably lying in ambush around here somewhere - but Night Stalker? Today was going to be an exceptionally important mission! This balogna, a human food made of some sort of flattened organism but also an expression meaning nonsense, will not stand. The Snail is here, at least. Yes... It is time to investigate The Snail and see if the two events are related. Onward.
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Post by Malefio on Nov 28, 2020 7:04:33 GMT -5
---Fae---
You walk into the cafeteria and it seems Neverever was indeed around, as it enters to see what's going on as well. The Snail is indeed making himself coffee, but the middle-aged man is looking at an individual with a blindfold and a sewn mouth. Your newest henchman is looking at this individual with a dumbfounded expression. This intruder is holding some kind of stone tablet and has a letter taped on it's forehead. There's a few minions around, looking as confused as Snail, whom is throwing questions at them.
"What do you mean you don't know who that is? You know people need OUR authorization to enter our floor. This guy was invited be someone! Which one of you crazy aliens let this weird guy in? I can't believe you weirdos found a human even weirder than you are."
He then turns his attention to the human.
"Now, you nodded when I asked if that was for Fae La Night. Why don't you let me take your stuff, I'll bring them to her... Oh, well, you're in luck I guess, she's there...
So... Hum... What do we do with this weirdo, "chief"?"
The human with a sewn mouth looks in your direction if you it is blindfolded, suddenly letting go of the tablet it is holding and putting it on the table. It also puts the letter on it. You can read "From: The Network. To: Fae La Night"
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Post by Vitsheep on Nov 28, 2020 11:20:36 GMT -5
"Nevernever! The Snail! Why are you playing with this... human? Whatever it is. Is this another of your pranks, Nevernever? Actually I don't care. Just get rid of it! And where is Night Stalker? Have you all forgotten about today's important mission, hm? Mi-ss-i-on. Oh, a strange object. Why does this thing have my name on it? The Snail, go get Night Stalker while I read this."
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Post by Malefio on Dec 2, 2020 6:54:26 GMT -5
The Snail seems dumbfounded.
"Why me? She went clubbing. I'm a grown ass man. I don't know where the clubs are anymore! How am I supposed to find her? Ugh... Fine. I'll do it as fast as possible... Which means I'll come back long after she does."
The Snail zooms out of the room at an incredible speed before you can say anything more. Nevernever turns towards you.
"There are no prank here, I just came to investigate the situation as you did."
You start reading the letter.
"Dear Fae La Night.
It feels good sometimes to use one's real name. Unfortunately, I cannot offfer you mine. You can call me The Network. Don't worry, I won't say anything about your operations to anyone.
I am just offering cooperation from me, or any other willing "villain", through information sharing. I have sent a runestone to every villain I could find. These runestones, if signed, will allow you to contact any villain whom signed their runestone via untraceable mental messages.
If you wish to have your henchmen, if you have any, also sign the runestone, you are allowed to do so.
In hope of cooperation, know that you can do what pleases you with my messenger. It is expendable."
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Post by Vitsheep on Dec 2, 2020 11:35:08 GMT -5
"Mm-hm, mm-hm..." Fae nods along as she reads, then crumples up the letter. "Bored now." She proceeds to focus a beam of light on it like a magnifying glass. Once it's burning, she tosses it in the sink to let the problem sort itself out.
"Hey, Nevernever. Stitches wants you to sign this runestone. So do that then do whatever you want with our guest, I'm going to go finish up our plans so we can go as soon as Night Stalker and The Snail's back."
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Post by Malefio on Dec 31, 2021 21:16:21 GMT -5
Nevernever looks at Fae with an expression of distrust, but signs the runestone anyway. They don't seem bothered to argue right now, actually, they seem to be more than happy to take ful control of this stitched individual situation. They grab the human, then start walking back towards their room.
"Well... Well... Well... What shenanigans could I do with you?"
Nevernever leaves the room, as all of the other aliens in the room look at Fae, unsure it they should be doing anything or not.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 1, 2022 2:46:59 GMT -5
Fae la Night looks around the room. "Well? What are you all lazing about for? We've much work to do! Much work, so move along! I expect everything to be prepared by my return! Yes, all shall go perfectly..." Fae la Night clasps her hands together and chuckles. She turns dramatically and walks out of the room, riding the elevator, transforming into her disguise as a mild-manned mayor's aide. She moves down to the lobby, outside, and makes a beeline to the nearest grocery store. Thoughts of informing Nevernever, Night Stalker, and The Snail which store to meet at completely leave her mind as she changes her appearance between different humans every time she's out of sight.
After an agonizing wait, displaying a herculean level of patience waiting two minutes, Fae la Night shifts into her true form and barges forcefully through the front door. As it is an automatic sliding door, the effect is much less dramatic than kicking it off its hinges. Fae la Night dramatically sweeps a wing into a bow. "Greetings, tiny, insignificant humans! Fae la Night has come to grace your miserable existence with a most wonderfully daring daylight robbery! Surrender your eggs and flour immediately!"
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