Post by VitPoyoroth on May 22, 2021 20:35:45 GMT -5
Congratulations you have won an all expense paid vacation to an island of luxury.
Wait what do you mean you don't remember entering the contest in the first place?
Pssh small details you most certainly entered a contest you must have forgotten that's all. Besides who can turn down a free trip to this beautiful andhaunted luxurious island. There is certainly no ulterior motives or anything if your concerned about that.
Wait I never introduced myself did I? Well who I am is complicated and it's hard to say exactly who I am. I am one that is all. I am anything and everything or am I. Sigh it gets boring on this god forsaken island. Geez if only somesuckers... heros would arrive already and free this island from this dreaded curse lucky contest winners would show up and enjoy our wonderful accommodations.
Wait why are you backing up like that?
You think this sounds like the plot to two Luigi's Mansions game. The whole I won a mansion or a trip to a luxurious hotel. In the end it was a trap set up by King Boo to capture Luigi and his friends. Nonsense utter nonsense we all know that is just a silly game.
Oh sorry about that a couple of our umm....staff members are just dieing to meet you. Wait I didn't mean that in a creepy way. Guys sure need to loosen up a bit. This is a perfectly normal island anr hotel for now ever....forever yeah forever sounds better.
Wait your saying you want a name to call me still? Why do you need my name? Well I suppose since I am your guide for thisdangerous....thrilling? Nah still sounds to suspicious relaxing and perfectly normal adventure err umm stay. Plus I am the one you will he dealing with for your stay for how long or little you will still be alive be staying with us.
"Well then you may call me X?". "Huh you wanna know if I am Mr or a Ms. X,". "Slow down we only just begun,". "Can't be giving away personal info like that,". "Wait why do you think having one letter to he called is highly sus,". "Well for certain reasons I can't give you my full name or anything else at the moment,". "Who knows maybe the deeper and the longer you stay?". "The more you will find out,".
"Well then we need to still set some things up before we begin,". "Hold on just a moment,". "I promise you that this experience is to die for,".
Wait what do you mean you don't remember entering the contest in the first place?
Pssh small details you most certainly entered a contest you must have forgotten that's all. Besides who can turn down a free trip to this beautiful and
Wait I never introduced myself did I? Well who I am is complicated and it's hard to say exactly who I am. I am one that is all. I am anything and everything or am I. Sigh it gets boring on this god forsaken island. Geez if only some
Wait why are you backing up like that?
You think this sounds like the plot to two Luigi's Mansions game. The whole I won a mansion or a trip to a luxurious hotel. In the end it was a trap set up by King Boo to capture Luigi and his friends. Nonsense utter nonsense we all know that is just a silly game.
A boo comes floating up to the person on the screen. A Green Ghost and a Blue Ghost also come floating towards the person on the screen. Go away shoo we are recording you idiots.
Oh sorry about that a couple of our umm....staff members are just dieing to meet you. Wait I didn't mean that in a creepy way. Guys sure need to loosen up a bit. This is a perfectly normal island anr hotel for now ever....forever yeah forever sounds better.
Wait your saying you want a name to call me still? Why do you need my name? Well I suppose since I am your guide for this
"Well then you may call me X?". "Huh you wanna know if I am Mr or a Ms. X,". "Slow down we only just begun,". "Can't be giving away personal info like that,". "Wait why do you think having one letter to he called is highly sus,". "Well for certain reasons I can't give you my full name or anything else at the moment,". "Who knows maybe the deeper and the longer you stay?". "The more you will find out,".
"Well then we need to still set some things up before we begin,". "Hold on just a moment,". "I promise you that this experience is to die for,".