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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 20:07:13 GMT -5
You are playing as Ted. He has a wife named Laurence, a boy named Timmy, a dog named Pancake, and a fat, stupid, 21 year old daughter that you lie about loving named Mary Horrible Jane. He lives in a normally sized house, and he has built a Fallout Shelter under his house.
Ted wakes up because of a siren. A nuclear siren. He is in a bed with his pajamas on. His wife is sleeping next to him. The door is closed, and a rifle is hung next to it. Under the rifle is a table with several bullets scattered on top of it. A flashlight is next you on a nightstand along with a bottle of water. On your wife's lightstand is a radio and an almanac of the past. He also remembers that he hid something under the bed.
The radio blurts out something. You think it said "A nuclear missile is heading towards your way and will explode in 5 minutes. Please go to the nearest shelter.
WHAT WILL YOU DO!?!?
Seconds remaining: 300.
(Pick the actions you want to do)
A. Wake up the wife! Tell her to evacuate and try to take some supplies! (5 Seconds)
B. Grab the rifle and bullets! I need to defend myself! (7 Seconds)
C. Grab Flashlight. (1 Second)
D. Grab Water. (1 Second)
E. Grab the Almanac. It might be useful. (3 Seconds)
F. Grab the Radio. It will be useful. (3 Seconds)
G. Run into the next room! (4 Seconds)
H. Check under the bed and grab whatever is down there. (5 seconds)
(You can do several things.)
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Post by Awkward on Jun 28, 2015 20:34:34 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Jun 28, 2015 20:41:10 GMT -5
A. Yes, this could be helpful. Do it.
B. Yeah, do this.
C. Why not? Do it.
D. That's not enough water. Leave it.
E. Lol, no
F. I guess we can take it.
G. Yes, yes! Go!
H. Something important is under there. Get it.
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Post by Awkward on Jun 28, 2015 20:45:01 GMT -5
The radio blurts out something. You think it said "A nuclear missile is heading towards your way and will explode in 5 minutes. Please go to the nearest shelter. Uh-oh. I feel like this is gonna come into play. |
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 20:54:39 GMT -5
You Chose:
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B
C
F
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H
For a total of 23 seconds.
You wake up your wife. " BOMB! GET SOME SUPPLIES AND GET TO THE SHELTER!" Your wife immediately springs up and nods. " I'll get Pancake and Timmy," She quickly says as she picks up the almanac and wedges it between her arms. She runs off quickly.
You quickly roll out of bed and get whatever is down there. It seems like you just got a fully stocked med-kit, with everything from bandages to Inhalers.
Then you get up, grab the flashlight and radio, and head towards the gun. You get all of the bullets and the gun itself, and dash out of the door.
You are in a hallway. You see your wife carrying a confused Timmy holding a deck of cards over her shoulder and rushing down the stairs in front of you. There's nothing else in this area except for another door with Mary written on it sloppily in a peach crayon. What do you do?
The radio blurts that you have 277 seconds left.
Inventory:
Med-Kit
Flashlight
Radio
Gun
Bullets
Choices:
A. Rush down the stairs (3 Seconds)
B. Open The Door (1 Seconds)
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Post by Just14 on Jun 28, 2015 20:59:30 GMT -5
A. Mary is evil. RUN!
B. Mary is evil.
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Post by Awkward on Jun 28, 2015 21:04:12 GMT -5
We can give Mary a more brutal death if we bring her along.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 21:05:27 GMT -5
I'll randomize the results.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 21:12:47 GMT -5
RANDOM.ORG HAS SPOKEN! WE WILL NOT SAVE MARY!
You grin as you think about Mary dying. However, once you step towards the stairs, Mary with her 90 percent body fat rammed through the door and body slammed you.
" OH MAH GOD DADEE! WHAT'S THIS ALARM BE DOING IN MAH EARS? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE COCAINE I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR!?!?!?!?!?!"
She's so heavy...
Seconds Left: 275.
Inventory: Same as last time.
Choices:
A. Shoot her to get her off. (20 Seconds to load and shoot. Loose one of your 50 bullets.)
B. Push her off. (15 seconds.)
C. Try to beat her off of you with an item. (10 seconds. Please specify which item. You might loose the item.)
D. Yell at her. (5 Seconds.)
E. " Just come along with me! I'll save you!" (2 seconds if you make sure you mean it, 1 if you don't and you push her down the stairs.)
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Post by Just14 on Jun 28, 2015 21:18:28 GMT -5
E. Push her and jump down onto her, breaking the fall with her obese body!
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Post by Awkward on Jun 28, 2015 21:23:08 GMT -5
E. I agree with Just here.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 21:36:01 GMT -5
You push her off of the stairs! She groans in pain as you jump down the stairs onto her body, shaving off several seconds!
You are in the front area of the house. An umbrella is laid near the door. You see you wife outside, getting Pancake out from his doghouse. You can either go left to the kitchen or right to the living room.
The radio blurts that you have 265 seconds left.
Inventory:
Same as last time.
Choices:
A. Grab the umbrella. (3 seconds)
B. Help Mary. (10 Seconds)
C. Go Left. (2 Seconds)
D. Go Right. (2 Seconds)
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Post by Awkward on Jun 28, 2015 22:13:54 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Jun 28, 2015 22:15:54 GMT -5
D. In case we go the wrong way, we better save our time.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2015 22:47:48 GMT -5
You go right. You are now in the Living Room. A big, pale couch is sitting behind a small TV. It has a Blu-Ray Player, so you could grab it along with some movies. A glass table is on the side of the couch, and it has a fiesta sized bag of chips on it and a gigantic pitcher of water plus a container of salsa. On top of the pale couch is 4 pillows and 4 nice blankets. Those would be quite the commodity to have in a fallout. Really, it would greatly help your sleep.
Also, a chess set is laid out on the ground. That would be fun.
Seconds Left: 263
Inventory: Same as last time.
A. Grab the stuff needed to play Blu-Ray and movies. (10 seconds to grab the components, 1 second for every 10 movies. You have 100 Movies.)
B. Grab the food and water! (7 Seconds)
C. Grab the comfort items! (2 second for each pillow and 2.5 seconds for each blanket.)
D. Grab the Chess Set! (6 seconds.)
E. RUN OUT OF THERE AND GO TO THE KITCHEN! THE OTHER STUFF IS USELESS! (4 seconds.)
(Remember, you need some entertainment to keep sane...)
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