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deviantsword Adept The Master of Disaster! Posts: 407 Vitcoins: 5	Mailbox Feb 22, 2015 23:15:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by deviantsword on Feb 22, 2015 23:15:48 GMT -5 Contact Simon here! If ya need anything, let him know!

Bloodmancer
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Mailbox Feb 25, 2015 21:53:41 GMT -5

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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 25, 2015 21:53:41 GMT -5

Dear Hopeless Rebels

This is a friendly greeting from Mike Canter, president of progressive solutions! As a fellow business leader, we will be deciding whether your practice and products are defunct, or whether you are efficient enough to be our ally!

We would like to keep you in mind!

Your fellow Business leader, Mike Canter

And remember, our progress is your Progress!

*Puts a rich look on his face*

deviantsword Adept The Master of Disaster! Posts: 407 Vitcoins: 5	Mailbox Feb 25, 2015 23:28:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by deviantsword on Feb 25, 2015 23:28:58 GMT -5 (I don't know whether to be creeped out beyond reason, scared, or laugh... Your message reminded me of all the propaganda in borderlands!)

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Mailbox Feb 28, 2015 14:30:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 28, 2015 14:30:34 GMT -5 Dear, Respectable Rebels After some consideration, we have decided that you are a worthy candidate to become our ally \! Message me, Mike Canter, if you are interested! Your fellow business leader, Mike Canter
	Puts a rich look on his face

Malefio Game Master Avatar by Nayr Posts: 16,636 Personal Rank: Undead Mole Vitcoins: 9	Mailbox Mar 3, 2015 9:42:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 9:42:30 GMT -5 Shady postman appears "Hey there! I heard you hate the central alliance... Well, we DESPISE them! We want them dead!!! So... How about an ambush... And maybe an alliance?"
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Malefio Game Master Avatar by Nayr Posts: 16,636 Personal Rank: Undead Mole Vitcoins: 9	Mailbox Mar 3, 2015 13:36:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 13:36:47 GMT -5 "Well, you are doing us a big favor already by fighting the central alliance! It's a deal, you won't see us on your commercial routes!"

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Mailbox Mar 4, 2015 18:37:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 4, 2015 18:37:49 GMT -5 Dear respectable rebels, We heard rumors that you have sharp, sword like weapons. Would you be willing to lend me one? I will gladly pay you, if you would like. Your fellow business leader, Mike canter.
	Last Edit: Mar 4, 2015 18:42:12 GMT -5 by Bloodmancer Puts a rich look on his face

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Mailbox Mar 5, 2015 9:08:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 5, 2015 9:08:33 GMT -5 Dear Respectable Rebels, We will only need one. It will be for my personal use, and it will be temporary. There is a large dragon, and I am accepting the offer to try and take it down. Your fellow business leader, Mike Canter.
	Puts a rich look on his face

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Post by Malefio on Mar 11, 2015 22:20:16 GMT -5

You receive a letter from Mox

Dear leader of the army who receives this letter,

We plan to ambush the alliance before they attack whoever they want to attack.

I am writing this letter personally instead of sending my postman, because this is a serious matter.

We want to know if, if you are the one being attacked, we can retreat in your base if we need to, so we can help you fight them afterwards.

May we take the alliance down side by side!

PS: We know you don't trust us. It would be suicide to steal from you.

Malefio Game Master Avatar by Nayr Posts: 16,636 Personal Rank: Undead Mole Vitcoins: 9	Mailbox Mar 12, 2015 7:08:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Malefio on Mar 12, 2015 7:08:30 GMT -5 "We want to ambush the alliance BEFORE it can reach a base!"