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Post by Awkward on Aug 11, 2015 20:43:15 GMT -5
In this CYOA, you are playing as ROCKMAN, the manliest Rock Paper Scissors player ever (bears no resemblance to Japanese Mega Man or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson).
ROCKMAN is competing in the RPS World Championships to seal his name in history as the world's greatest Rock Paper Scissors player ever!
The entire CYOA will be the players voting and strategizing between rock, paper, or scissors. Some opponents will have tells that may reveal their choice, other opponents' decisions will be decided by RNG!
Your first opponent; 12 year old Johnny Hanson from Boston.
"Wow, it's the legendary ROCKMAN! Man, you're so cool! But how am I supposed tah win?"
Johnny gets a mischievous look on his face.
"Hey ROCKMAN, pick scissors!"
YOUR CHOICE
A. Rock
B. Paper
C. Scissors
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Post by Just14 on Aug 11, 2015 20:57:03 GMT -5
A. Rock.
(This is an excuse to add a new character to your roster, isn't it?)
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Post by Awkward on Aug 11, 2015 21:01:52 GMT -5
A. Rock. (This is an excuse to add a new character to your roster, isn't it?) ...Oh, I have to add these guys? Maybe the world would be better without them in my database... |
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Post by Just14 on Aug 11, 2015 21:04:06 GMT -5
A. Rock. (This is an excuse to add a new character to your roster, isn't it?) ...Oh, I have to add these guys? Maybe the world would be better without them in my database... You don't have to, but I thought you were trying to add more characters to it because I remember a distinct sound of complaining from somebody about their database size. My database is bigger than yours, damn right, it's bigger than yours! |
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Post by Awkward on Aug 11, 2015 21:06:18 GMT -5
...Oh, I have to add these guys? Maybe the world would be better without them in my database... You don't have to, but I thought you were trying to add more characters to it because I remember a distinct sound of complaining from somebody about their database size. My database is bigger than yours, damn right, it's bigger than yours! Oh... That's true. Okay, I'll add them... I refuse to add Johnny though. Even I'm disgusted by Johnny. If you haven't already, make sure to read Johnny's dialogue in the most disgusting teenage boy voice you can imagine. |
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 11, 2015 21:09:13 GMT -5
Paper. He's gonna throw Rock.
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Post by Just14 on Aug 11, 2015 21:09:48 GMT -5
You don't have to, but I thought you were trying to add more characters to it because I remember a distinct sound of complaining from somebody about their database size. My database is bigger than yours, damn right, it's bigger than yours! Oh... That's true. Okay, I'll add them... I refuse to add Johnny though. Even I'm disgusted by Johnny. If you haven't already, make sure to read Johnny's dialogue in the most disgusting teenage boy voice you can imagine. Do the people we beat at rock paper scissors die? I really want him to die. |
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Post by Awkward on Aug 11, 2015 21:11:14 GMT -5
Oh... That's true. Okay, I'll add them... I refuse to add Johnny though. Even I'm disgusted by Johnny. If you haven't already, make sure to read Johnny's dialogue in the most disgusting teenage boy voice you can imagine. Do the people we beat at rock paper scissors die? I really want him to die. Okay, so I already had this amazing gimmick for the game. BUT YOU JUST MADE THIS GAME TEN TIMES BETTER! WINNER LIVES, LOSER GETS DESTROYED |
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 11, 2015 21:21:56 GMT -5
Do the people we beat at rock paper scissors die? I really want him to die. Okay, so I already had this amazing gimmick for the game. BUT YOU JUST MADE THIS GAME TEN TIMES BETTER! WINNER LIVES, LOSER GETS DESTROYED
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Post by TGC on Aug 12, 2015 11:22:00 GMT -5
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! I would actually do scissors, he would think you wouldn't because he said it, so he is probably going to pick paper to get Rock, but if we listen to him and do scissors it might just work
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 12, 2015 11:54:45 GMT -5
Well, this is interesting. We now have three votes divided equally among the three options. Now what?
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Post by Malefio on Aug 12, 2015 11:56:52 GMT -5
I'm gonna follow Fuzz's lead and go with paper.
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Post by Awkward on Aug 12, 2015 12:54:01 GMT -5
(Okay, I said at first that this would be a set, best of 3. CHANGING THAT, 1 MATCH DECIDES THE WINNER unlessitsatie.) Enough strategizing! IT'S TIME!  ROCK... PAPER...SCISSORS!!!ROCKMAN THROWS OUT PAPER! JOHNNY HANSON THROWS OUT... ROCK! "Neerrrrrrrr! How'd I lose?! I told you tah pick scirrors, ROCKMAN!" "And there we have it! What a monumental first round of the tournament! 12 year old Johnny Hanson from Boston is going to hell everybody!" "W-What?! THAT'S what the waiver was for?! My mom never told me nothin' bout it!" "Johnny Hanson's mother never loved him, folks!" "NOOOOOO!" Johnny Hanson's chair sprouts arms and detains him!
Johnny Hanson cannot escape!
The Chair spontaneously catches on fire!
Johnny Hanson is on fire!
Johnny Hanson is burning!
Johnny Hanson lets out a horrible, pleading scream!
Johnny Hanson has been defeated!"Another great job by ROCKMAN! Tune in next time folks, when ROCKMAN takes on his next opponent!" |
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Post by Awkward on Aug 12, 2015 18:43:42 GMT -5
Now it's time for ROUND 2 of the RPS World Championships!
ROCKMAN's next opponent; from Pop Star, it's BIO SPARK!
"Hello, ROCKMAN. Let us duel with honor. As a ninja, you'll see that I have no tells for you to exploit..."
Bio Spark's eyes glint at that statement...
YOUR CHOICE
A. Rock
B. Paper
C. Scissors
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Post by Malefio on Aug 12, 2015 18:48:45 GMT -5
The closest thing to a shuriken or Kunai are the scissors...
So we must pick Rock!
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