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Post by Just14 on Feb 23, 2015 6:55:11 GMT -5
Need to contact us? Just send us messages here.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 25, 2015 21:53:13 GMT -5
Dear Decrepit Ancients
This is a friendly greeting from Mike Canter, president of progressive solutions! As a fellow business leader, we will be deciding whether your practice and products are defunct, or whether you are efficient enough to be our ally!
We would like to keep you in mind!
Your fellow Business leader, Mike Canter
And remember, our progress is your Progress!
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Post by Malefio on Feb 25, 2015 22:39:10 GMT -5
*The shady postman appears... How did he get past the dinomechs goggles? It's a secret to everybody!*
"Hello Mr. Mech! Mox has a message for you! You see, the Crystal Bandits are a guild. They have a leader, not a monarch. Each bandit possess free will and can take his own decision. Some of our friends attacked you, a fellow inhabitant of the desert... We don't approve of their choice and will punish them... Unless you want to punish them yourself. In that case, we will send them to you, unarmed and with their arms and feet tied. If you have any response to give to Mox, just give me a letter! I'll give it to him!"
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Post by Malefio on Feb 26, 2015 10:04:27 GMT -5
*The shady postman appears, places 6 Gold, 5 gunblades and 1 pair of Goggles with a "Thank you for your understanding" note. He takes the promised 30 Gold and disappears*
(Don't worry by the way, he is just my mailbox, he'll never do anything considered cheating!)
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Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 7:45:14 GMT -5
*Shady postman appears*
"Hey there! We really appreciated your gift of 30 Gold... But we are wondering if we can ask for your help... You see, 15 of our troops were... KIDNAPPED!!! The culprits are TERRIFYING GIANT SNAILS!!!! If you help us, we will reward you!"
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Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 9:36:43 GMT -5
"They are in... THE MOUNTAINS! Far from everyone... I'm sure they are mad scientist and they will experiment on our troops... Oh god... OH NO!!!"
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Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 17:16:29 GMT -5
"OH NO! They transformed my family into tea cups! These snails are evil!"
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 3, 2015 17:25:54 GMT -5
( First of all, COFFEE CUPS, and second of all, you dirty liar!)
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Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 17:48:06 GMT -5
(And I'm just getting started xd)
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 3, 2015 17:52:00 GMT -5
This is Swaltzer M. Rickenduffle speaking. We found some coffee cups on our mountain and gave them to the Bandits, but we didn't preform any mutations on them. They were regular, plastic coffee cups.
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Post by Malefio on Mar 3, 2015 18:53:33 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood what I said... Our troops came back, but they were human... Now, they are cups... MOVING CUPS!!"
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 4, 2015 18:40:50 GMT -5
Dear decrepit ancients,
We heard rumors that you have sensory equipment. Would you be willing to lend me one? I will gladly pay you, if you would like.
Your fellow business leader, Mike canter.
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Post by Malefio on Mar 11, 2015 22:19:18 GMT -5
You receive a letter from Mox
Dear leader of the army who receives this letter,
We plan to ambush the alliance before they attack whoever they want to attack.
I am writing this letter personally instead of sending my postman, because this is a serious matter.
We want to know if, if you are the one being attacked, we can retreat in your base if we need to, so we can help you fight them afterwards.
May we take the alliance down side by side!
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 26, 2015 17:26:47 GMT -5
Form: Mike Canter
To: Mech
I have heard rumors that you have come into possession of powerful channeling crystals. I would like to buy one, I am willing to pay 100+ gold for it, and supply you with some extra material, if you want.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 26, 2015 18:06:06 GMT -5
From: Mike Canter
To: Mech
Well then... that upsets me greatly.
What else do you have to offer?
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