VitQuest: Awkward

As the worm tunnels toward bloodmancer, he cuts his forearms with the head of his sledge axe. Large, curved knife blades pop out. He holds his arms straight out, looks upwards, supposedly towards the Overseer. He then says in a dead serious voice, wanna see a magic trick?"

"It's the city... INSIDE OF MY NOSE! I've always wanted to go here!

Bloodmancer sprints towards the city at full speed.

Awkward

(Too lazy to change names and stuff so I copy pasted. Feel free to join in and actually input commands. Or not.)

Paula and Gogo both use powerful ice attacks on the Giant Golden Pikachu, interrupting whatever attack was charging as the Unown appear, spelling Nul Thunder with the desired effect as small yellow lights swirl around all your allies. Malefio creates ice domes, trapping Big Shield Gardna and Queen's Knight as Lupis attempts to attack Big Shield Gardna. It seems the dome completely blocks out his attack though. Shieldon takes a protective stance in front of Mr. Fuzz as he tosses out a Giant Mettaur to block attacks after TGC and Saria. As Laguna releases fire at the Sphere holders, their guardians protect them and block out the bullets. Poliwag and Poliwhirl both use Hydro Pump on Sudowoodo as one of the face down cards flip face up. A small tornado cancels out the Hydro Pump and knocks Poliwag backwards! Luckily, Poliwhirl's attack manages to connect. But Sudowoodo is somehow still standing! What is going on? That should have been a one hit KO! It's then with horror, you realize the gauge above Sudowoodo is fully filled. "Sudowoodo! Limit Break!" The Pokemon charges forward toward Mr. Fuzz, but Shieldon jumps in the way to protect him. Sudowoodo explodes and both Shieldon and Sudowoodo are knocked out. As the explosion happens, Poliwag passes out from the poison and all the defeated Pokemon are returned to their Spheres. It seems all the enemies attacked this round have had their gauges fill more than the others. "I'm sacrificing Big Shield Gardna to summon Berfomet!" The ice dome containing the protector shatters apart as a beast takes its place. "This effect lets me add Gazelle to my hand and now, I can activate Polymerization!" A lion-like monster appears before fusing with the other monster to create a Chimera. "Yugi's deck isn't that bad...now EAT that Giant Mettaur, Chimera!" The flying monster grabs the Mettaur before violently shredding it apart and eating it. Chimera then coughs out some sort of light that returns the defeated Mettaur to your Sphere. Perhaps it can be revived later... "Sadly, with Queen's Knight trapped, I can't attack again. Next turn your Life Points and Spheres are mine!"

Just fucking sucks and won't give me a weak-ass attack to save my weaker-ass attack

Use Obama. He will pass a law stating that all Spheres MUST be given to Awkward at once.

Paula and Gogo use their strongest ice attacks on the hooded figure, but both attacks are canceled out by the summoned monsters. "You can't attack me directly while I have monsters out. That's against the ru-"As he talks, Mr. Fuzz teleports behind him, destroying the duel disk before holding the sword to his throat, threatening to kill him unless he gives information about why he wants the Spheres. Laguna just looks confused and Obama is apparently there too. He must have been summoned or something. The response is simply laughter. "Hahaha, look who thinks he's in control. I'm not stupid, you know. I planned for this." A blue streak across the sky hits Mr. Fuzz, knocking him over with a powerful face kick as Sonic the Hedgehog appears, wagging his finger disapprovingly. Malefio tries to ensnare Sonic, but he moves too quickly to construct and ice dome around. "You know, that was my favorite item. I actually enjoyed playing with that deck." Epona tries to kick the hooded guy, but can't reach him because he's on top of the gigantic Pikachu. "I was going to just beat you into submission and take those Spheres, but now I'm going to kill you. And you will SUFFUR." The one in the black cloak snaps his fingers as multiple characters reveal themselves from hiding. Quote comes running in from the rooftops, Mr. Game & Watch and a Rottweiler come walking in from a dark alleyway, Scrooge McDuck and Cubot walk in from behind Malefio with Flora and Rain following behind, Mr. L and Paper Wario fly in as paper airplanes before unfolding into their real forms, Montey Mole jumps out of the ground, Kaepora Gaebora and Iago fly in from above, Yarn Baby Bowser and Lightning drop down from the sky and Lightning uses some sort of anti gravity field thing to stop them from getting smushed into the ground, and Fawful and the Mad Hatter walk in from behind Golden Giant Pikachu. There is much chortles and fury. There's also Blinky somewhere, but he's still wandering around town looking for you. An item is quickly used as Mr. Fuzz starts to hallucinate with horrible memories of the past before the Hero Chao karate kicks him off the giant Pikachu, sending him falling off of it. "I change my mind about taking out the Sphere holders. Kill all their friends first so they watch in pain as there's nothing they can do."

Summary:

Awkward

(Did somebody order a mess?)

Paula uses PSI Defense Down Omega, lowering the defense of all her opponents while Fuzz activates his Trance mid fall to restore himself back to full health. Flora and Rain combine their PSI Shield Omega and Reflect skills to create a reflective barrier around all their allies. Fuzz then sends out his randomized Esper, resulting in Ixion being summoned. The electrical horse blasts a beam of electricity at the enemy, but the electricity is bounced backward. Luckily, the Nul Thunder blocks out the attack, but Gogo then copies Ixion almost as soon as the attack finishes and sends out powerful blasts of electricity at himself. Luckily the shield was just barely enough to keep him alive, but the mime isn't in good shape. Xerneas activates gravity to nullify all flying as Kaepora Gaebora and Iago fall to the ground. Fuzz activates a random Crystal Surge while in a Trance on the Giant Golden Pikachu. He channels the powers of Diabolos, casting Dark Messenger. The attack, however, is reflected back as a large ball of darkness attempts to suck him in and tear him apart. Luckily, he teleports away with Chaos Control and lands an attack on Scrooge McDuck using the Aqua Blade. Malefio starts to put his plan into action, but Kaepora Gaebora traps him in a long text box giving a tutorial on how to use ice magic. Mox prepares his bombs, but is unable to throw them seeing as the poison would just hit everyone. Quote fires his gun at Lupis' Makeshift Shield to damage it as Laguna taps the cloaked guy on the shoulder and points to a game he's holding. "What? Fire Emblem? I don't have time for games right now! I'll play it when I get home..." The cloaked guy then jumps off of the Giant Golden Pikachu with a royal sword in hand and rocket shoes on his feet. Just before he touches the ground, puffs of clouds appear around his feet and he's completely unharmed. He uses the rocket boots to dash up to TGC, starting a sword fight with him. It seems TGC has actually been paying attention and fights back, blocking strikes with his Pikmin Sword. Mr. Game & Watch hits the Makeshift Shield with his hammer ability, scoring a 2/10. Torm then appears next to Saria and slaps her continually across the face. Fawful and the Mad Hatter are too busy catching up with each other on what has recently happened and having chortles to act. Scrooge McDuck steps backward from Fuzz's attack as Cubot stands in the way, protecting him. Yarn Baby Bowser goes for a tackle on the Makeshift Shield to break it as well, but Lupis used sturdy materials for this one. Lightning runs in, using a combination of physical attacks to defeat Gogo as he returns to the Sphere. The Rottweiler continues to bark at Fuzz. Mr. L uses a Spring Jump to attack Paula along with Paper Wario using a powerful Wario Pawnch. Montey Mole then finishes Paula by chucking a large rock at her in a gentlemanly fashion. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!? AGH! I'll have to try a different approach." The Ender Crystal appears, slowly healing all of the cloaked one's allies over time. He also switches to a staff instead of the sword.

If I have Obama control, he should probably leave in his fancy black limo...

Okey, this is what we gonna do. Grab the Yellow Chocobo and Roller Skates, and put the Roller Skates on the Chocobo. WE CHOCOBO RACING NOW


Ride the Chocobo and run laps around the Fuzz guy while aiming our gun at him.
"Psst. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Just give us your bomb. Yeah, your bomb. All we really need is the bomb for us to defuse it... Well, for ME to defuse it. If you do that, we'll stop bullying you, okay? Well, I will, at least... JUST GIVE ME THE BOMB."