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Post by Just14 on Feb 4, 2016 10:08:21 GMT -5
Bloodmancer
"You have been labeled as suspicious. You can enter the city, but with military making sure you do not cause destruction." A group of Phlerbs lead you into the city of Phlerbville. Looking around, this is a pretty modern city. Airplanes, cars, advertisements on large television screens, and...a statue of Hitler? Everything is made of a strange, green material, but it seems like a normal city nonetheless. A normal city with a lot of propaganda.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 4, 2016 12:36:00 GMT -5
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Mox tosses out his exploding pots as they all start to chase after their respective targets. Giant Golden Pikachu is hit by one as Laguna jumps down, riding on a Chocobo with rollerskates on. Obama leaves the fight in a fancy limo as one of the exploding pots chases around Laguna. Another exploding pot approaches Scrooge McDuck, but Cubot takes the hit instead, being destroyed in the explosion and returning to the Sphere. Another exploding pot heads toward Fawful, but this gives Fawful chortles. He disassembles the Crystal Pot and then reassembles it into a Crystal Lamp Post. It looks much better this way. With the better lighting, Fawful can now more easily have tea with the Mad Hatter. The last Crystal Pot explodes on Kaepora Gaebora, followed by Fuzz dropping down above him and finishing him with a back slash. Malefio is then freed from his text box prison. The guy in the black cloak seems to be moving quickly around TGC and Saria as Ixion uses Aerospark to hit him and take away the reflect. Attempting to hit with a Thundaga after, he moves too fast and manages to dodge it. Those rocket shoes allow him to move as fast as Sonic is moving! Speaking of Sonic...where is he? Xerneas hits Giant Golden Pikachu with Megahorn and it seems the golden giant is nearly defeated. But...the bar above Giant Golden Pikachu's head fills. Those standing on top of Giant Golden Pikachu are quickly rescued and taken off by Flora and Rain before he charges forward at the reinforced Makeshift Shield! A powerful blast of electricity releases as Giant Golden Pikachu makes contact with the shield and its destroyed, being sent flying apart in pieces. On the bright side, Giant Golden Pikachu faints from recoil and returns to the Sphere. With the shield destroyed, Ixion is hit by gunfire and sword slashes, getting attacked by multiple characters at once until collapsing in defeat and returning to the Sphere. Laguna starts to ride the Chocobo around Fuzz in circles while talking to him. "Psst. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Just give us your bomb. Yeah, your bomb. All we really need is the bomb for us to defuse it... Well, for ME to defuse it. If you do that, we'll stop bullying you, okay? Well, I will, at least... JUST GIVE ME THE BOMB." The guy in the cloak can be seen using his staff on TGC and Saria and speaking to them.
"You will fight our enemies. Oh, and give me your Sphere." TGC hands over the Green Sphere before preparing his Pikmin Sword and facing Fuzz.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 4, 2016 17:15:22 GMT -5
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"Wait, you think my sphere is a bomb? I hate to break it to you, but it sounds like you've been lied to by someone. Look, if this is all a misunderstanding then why don't you go tell your hooded friend to stand down and we can all talk about this, but as long as he's trying to kill us I have no reason to believe that he wants to save us."
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Post by Awkward on Feb 4, 2016 19:32:35 GMT -5
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okey. I'm on it-"
Glance at TGC approaching Fuzz.
"Eww, fighting. Come on, guys."
Get off the Chocobo and grab both TGC's and Fuzz's hand, then sit down.
"I think we should do something nicer than fight. Here, I have an amazing book. It's called the America to 1920's Textbook. It's about America to the 1920's. I think we should take turns reading. You with the weird bug sword. How about you start us off by reading page 165?"
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Post by Just14 on Feb 5, 2016 10:09:30 GMT -5
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Xerneas creates a beautiful light across the sky from its horn. If there's anyone nearby, they should notice that in the night sky. Mox teleports away, appearing in the Verian Village and asking for help. "Help? Where? Please explain."
Meanwhile, back in the town, the cloaked guy takes out his phone to take a picture of the lights in the sky. As he stands there, trying to take the picture, Malefio shoots ice spikes at him. He doesn't have enough time to move out of the way, but Flora and Rain jump in to block the attack! "We won't let you hurt him!" Flora takes the first round of ice spikes to protect him.
"He may be our boss, but he's also our friend." Rain takes the second round of projectiles.
"And we'll protect him with our lives!" Both of them say this in unison while blocking the last round of ice spikes with their weapons. "If you want to get to him, you'll have to go through us first."
After a quick Aromatherapy, TGC and Saria's status effects go away and they're no longer controlled. Lupis goes around to attack enemies that were near the Makeshift Shield, but the only one that attacked it was the knocked out Giant Golden Pikachu, so he instead goes for an attack on the closest enemy. He attacks Flora and Rain, but the two seem skilled in blocking and dodging and are focused on defense right now, so there isn't much effect. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okey. I'm on it-Eww, fighting. Come on, guys." Laguna jumps off the Chocobo and holds hands with both Fuzz and TGC, sitting down in a circle with them. "I think we should do something nicer than fight. Here, I have an amazing book. It's called the America to 1920's Textbook. It's about America to the 1920's. I think we should take turns reading. You with the weird bug sword. How about you start us off by reading page 165?"
"...WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU! THESE PEOPLE ARE BAD!" The cloaked guy is flipping out.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 5, 2016 13:23:36 GMT -5
Awkward
"Is that why we're sitting with him, clearly not trying to kill him? Look, if you're fighting us because you think we're evil than this really is all a misunderstanding. How about you return your weapons and allies back to your sphere, I do the same with mine, and we talk this out until we all have a good idea of what's going on here. Your friend here is being reasonable, so how about you do the same?"
"Ha ha, very funny. 'Put away your weapons so we can kill you while you're unarmed.' Put your own weapons away first. And he's not reasonable. He's just dumb. STOP GIVING THE ENEMY HISTORY LESSONS! GET BACK HERE BEFORE THEY KILL YOU!"
"Reading? I'm all for reading!" Malefio sits down and starts reading the chapter out loud.
"Your friend? Well, your "friend" stole something from us, something he had no reasons to steal. Your friend shot at us, because he decided that what is ours was now his. That's a crime. And now he's using YOU to defend his crime. He's putting you in danger for his own selfish desires. I may be a bandit myself, but at least I face the consequences of my actions alone. I don't endanger my friends. All we want is the skeleton's sphere so he can go back to trying to repair his ship and go home."
"No matter what he asks, we can't turn our backs on him."
"He might ask questionable things at times, but we trust him and owe him our life."
"Selfish desires? NO RIGHT TO TAKE THE SPHERE!? HA! STUPID PEOPLE THAT TRAP OTHER PEOPLE IN WORLDS THEY DON'T BELONG IN SHOULD SHUT UP! I know those Spheres are the only way out of here and nobody else has any reason to take those Spheres. Clearly if you have a ship, you don't need INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL to go home! It's JUST like I thought. People that have Spheres like you are the ones that trapped me here. Clearly you made them to trap me here and YOU are the boss fights! Besides, Mox, you're an asshole. You can't claim to take responsibility for your actions. One time you framed someone so two entire ARMIES would go to war. I HAVE COMPLETE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL EVIL! BESIDES, WHO WOULD CHARGE IN AND FIGHT WITHOUT TRYING TO REASON FIRST!? JUST BECAUSE I HAD HIS SPHERE YOU ASSUMED I WAS EVIL!? NOT BELIEVABLE IN THE SLIGHTEST! ALL OF YOU ARE BAD GUYS! IF YOU WEREN'T YOU'D GIVE ME THE DAMN SPHERES!"
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 5, 2016 19:31:08 GMT -5
Bloodmancer spasmed through the streets poking the various buildings and phlerbs screaming, I'm picking my nose!"
When he grew bored of this, he ran back to the snail man and said, "What is your names? Mine is Bloodmancer. Cuz I can't really mance blood!"
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Post by Awkward on Feb 5, 2016 19:55:22 GMT -5
While everyone's arguing, I'm going to tie up EVERYONE with this roll of TP...
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Post by Just14 on Feb 6, 2016 15:49:52 GMT -5
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"I've got some shocking news for you. I have no idea how I got here either, but a while back me and my friends - well, I hadn't met the skeleton or his friend yet, but everyone else - had to fight off an army that was willing to slaughter a village of children just to take our spheres, and we were warned that someone was trying to bring the spheres together in an attempt to take over this world. I saw you taking someone's sphere and put two and two together, but I guess I was wrong. Look, if I really need to be the bigger man and put my weapons away first then I will, but if you decide to take advantage of that and try to kill me when I'm unarmed then you're going to have a very hard time convincing me you're innocent."
"Could you forgive my friend? He gets carried away sometimes... Actually, I don't need the sphere itself, I need what's inside my sphere. I crashed here in a ship with no memory of how I got here. There's actually a chance I am indeed the one who trapped you here, but if it's true I have no memory of it. If you need my sphere, you can keep it. I would just like to have what's inside it back. Mox has a bag with infinite space, so I don't need the sphere. As for who attacked first, you are clearly in the wrong. You tried to kill us, while I was asking your Temmie friends if they could help us talk to you when you left them behind. Sure, we did try to stop your car, but that was to catch and discuss with you. But you're the one who shot us. I have no will to kill you. I just want my things back."
"Hang on a sec... did you just say Mox? Then there's Lupis... a Kokiri calling himself TGC... an ice skeleton, probably Malefio... a guy who's the spitting image of Laguna... and all of these items... Holy shit. Does the word 'Vitcon' mean anything to any of you?"
"Vitcon...I might have lost my memory, but that rings a bell..."
"Why do you guys know me? I don't know any of you! I originate from this world and I'm the only Mox I know!"
"Actually, I think I remember meeting you in a Death Gauntlet..."
"Death what? What are you talking about?"
"HELLO!? Are you two paying any attention to anything? You talk way too much and way too fast. Just look." Yeah, it seems you're all wrapped up in toilet paper. Somehow..."Good job. You got toilet papered. Anyways, since you guys are evil, I'll be taking those Sphere-didyousay Vit-ohhhhhh no. You need to work on your people skills, Fuzz. So let me think here. That lazy Kokiri is TGC. You're obviously Fuzz because you fight just like him. But that can't be the Malefio we know. After all, that's a skeleton. It's obviously space Malefio. It's weird he has a Sphere though. It's weird ANY of you have Spheres. Also, Laguna isn't connected to Vitcon in any way. It's literally just...Laguna. Oh, and I guess it's no secret who I am. So uh...give me the Sphere, okay? You may be Fuzz, but I still need that Sphere, you know. Then we can all just go home. Good for you, good for me, good for everyone. You can hang out with Flora and Rain in town and I'll go find the rest of the Spheres with Laguna. Sound good?"
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Post by Awkward on Feb 6, 2016 17:07:09 GMT -5
"That's dumb. I should get the bombs. You're just gonna run away with them and probably blow up the planet. I'm the only one here who doesn't know how to activate a bomb, so I can't do anything destructive with them, MEANING I should hold them because everyone else can be greedy and mean and blow up the planet."
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Post by Just14 on Feb 6, 2016 17:19:08 GMT -5
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"That's dumb. I should get the bombs. You're just gonna run away with them and probably blow up the planet. I'm the only one here who doesn't know how to activate a bomb, so I can't do anything destructive with them, MEANING I should hold them because everyone else can be greedy and mean and blow up the planet."
"Actually, I have a better idea. Rather than just give you the spheres and sit here, we'll go with you. When the time comes to make the wish we can all make it together, and until then we'll stand a much better chance against that army that attacked me and TGC earlier if we all stay in a group. We held out own against you this long, so I think that shows we're all capable of handling ourselves in a fight. Sounds like a plan, everyone?"
The ground then starts to shake violently! "Wh-what the-!?" Something off in the distance has changed...something has changed everything. As the shaking ends, you all look around. "What was that?"
"Just, could you let us free right now? Whatever caused that is probably a pretty big threat."
"Okay, first of all, these aren't bombs. Second of all, the wish can't be granted unless a single person has all the Spheres. Then third, I don't think we should take TGC anywhere. Look at him. He's literally spacing out. And I don't have to let you free. You're wrapped in TOILET PAPER."
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Post by Awkward on Feb 6, 2016 17:35:20 GMT -5
"To be fair, I think it's 6-ply."
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Post by Just14 on Feb 6, 2016 19:00:19 GMT -5
"Oh, right. For some reason I was expecting some kind of weird alternate physics with this."
"To be fair, I think it's 6-ply."
"We can all hand them off to you when we make the wish. As for TGC, let's at least wait until he's not spacing out and let him make the decision to leave if he wants to. For some reason almost nobody seems to target him when he's spacing out, and when you did he immediately snapped out of it, so he won't actually be much of a liability. Now can we go check out what that noise was?"
"Fuzz is right. We have more chance to fight any menace in groups. And by helping you, I might find a treasure or the Temple of Time on our path."
"Fine. We can stick together. Here, hold onto your Spheres. I swear, if any of you lose them...ugh. Just don't get in the way or consider yourself the 'leader' of the group. I hate people like that."
"Hum... Can anyone heal me please? I was shot, fell down a horse and got an allergic reactions to Temmies..."
"It's probably smart to heal right now anyways. I don't think it's safe to go out anytime soon anyways. Look up." As Just says, the clouds swirl around overhead and rain starts to fall. "The monsters come out in the rain. Besides, my head is still buzzing from being electrified or whatever the hell that Aerospark thing did. We can all rest at the inn until the storm subsides. We'll probably have to find something to do tomorrow as well. It usually rains for a while here. Besides, running toward something that caused an earthquake just sounds stupid to me." Just walks off, headed toward the Trade Shop with Flora and Rain following. It's up to you if you want to follow him or have other plans.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 6, 2016 19:52:45 GMT -5
"HEY ASSHOLE, YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FUCKING GAME! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, DIPSHIT?! GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
Throw Fire Emblem Fates at Just. Then follow him like nothing happened.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 6, 2016 20:11:58 GMT -5
Bloodmancer
"It's Pielover19. Wanna sit down, maybe have a nice beer? The Fuher loves it."
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