(Oh god, we're actually going through with this!)
Oberünd shows Terrible to his house, where he has all his cool tribal relics. He digs through a chest until he pulls out a big dusty tome.
Much of the print on it looks kind of suspicious. "Only use in times of dire HAPpiNESs- book of SuPER FUnn gods¡"
Oberünd quickly flips to a page with this on it:
To summon the YOGUrt GoDDd Yog-Sothoth you will need to gather: salt, water, and incense, which will be scattered about the sight of summoning as a humble offering to Yog-Sothoth.
Then, recite the following passage and make the following motions:
Per Adonai Elohim, Adonai Jehova
Adonai Sabaoth, Metraton Ou Agla Methon,
Verbum Pythonicum, Mysterium Salamandrae
Cenventus Sylvorum, Antra Gnomorum
Demonia Coeli God, Almonsin Gibor
Jehoshua Evam Zariathnatmik, Veni, Veni, Veni!
(Put your hands above your head, with the thumbs and index fingers
together so they create a equilateral triangle. Turn the right hand
so its halve of the triangle points down, creating a paralellogram.
Turn the left hand, creating a downwards pointing triangle. Move it
down to your forehead, turning it upwards, so the final result is a
triangle on your forehead.)
Hear me!
King of Infinite Space!
Planetmover!
The Foundation of Fastness!
Ruler of Earthquakes!
The Vanquisher of Terror!
The Creator of Panic!
Destroyer!
The Shining Victor!
Son of Chaos and the Void!
The Guardian of the Abyss!
God of the Outermost Darkness!
Lord of Dimensions!
Riddle-knower!
Guardian of The Secrets!
Lord of the Labyrinth!
Master of the Angles!
God of the Whiporwills!
Omegapoint!
Lord of the Gate!
Opener of the Way!
The Oldest!
All-in-One!
The One by Life Prolonged!
Umr At-Tawil!
Iak-Sathath!
YOG-SOTHOTH NAFL'FTHAGN!!!
Your servant call upon you!
Once this is done correctly, Yog-Sothoth will appear Above the world, and rain DeLICOUs YOggURT down upon you.
"Hey, it even says he's a yogurt God, I guess you were right Terrible.
This stuff shoulden't be too hard to find! You get the salt and I'll find the incense and water!
