Post by deviantsword on Feb 26, 2015 16:27:42 GMT -5
Swaltzer walks up to the to bounty board, and then looks at the missions. "Get slimes out of the gears... I can do that!"
The bounty Board Manager laughs at him. "Good luck, those slimes are a hassle."
Swaltzer walks to the market and buys 10 gold worth of butter. "I am gonna un-stick these SOBs!"
Swaltzer then walks down to the gear room, and sticks a slab of butter between all 10 of the slimes. He pushes and pulls on them until each of the ten slimes comes unstuck. He then decides not to kill the beasts unless they attack. The slimes are super stupid, and just wander around aimlessly.
"well at least I got them unstuck!"
Swaltzer walks back to the bounty board and talks to the manager. "Hey you! I did the job! They are no longer in the gears!"
"Thanks man! They were preventing us from getting our electricity, which meant no cable tv!"
Swaltser
-10 gold
+50 gold
The bounty Board Manager laughs at him. "Good luck, those slimes are a hassle."
Swaltzer walks to the market and buys 10 gold worth of butter. "I am gonna un-stick these SOBs!"
Swaltzer then walks down to the gear room, and sticks a slab of butter between all 10 of the slimes. He pushes and pulls on them until each of the ten slimes comes unstuck. He then decides not to kill the beasts unless they attack. The slimes are super stupid, and just wander around aimlessly.
"well at least I got them unstuck!"
Swaltzer walks back to the bounty board and talks to the manager. "Hey you! I did the job! They are no longer in the gears!"
"Thanks man! They were preventing us from getting our electricity, which meant no cable tv!"
Swaltser
-10 gold
+50 gold
