Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 1, 2015 14:41:56 GMT -5
The pirates have their orders. They have to clear the Hobos out.
As the pirates walk into the building, they start yelling, "Ye Scalawags want to share some drink?". The five hobos gather up near the pirates. Suddenly, one hobo has a watch that begins beeping. "Look at the time! I have to to go!" He rips off his rags, and underneath is wearing an expensive business suit, and puts on a pair of fancy glasses. "See, I'm not a hobo, I just like to role play as a one. I'm actually the CEO of Walmar-" One of the Pirates shoots him in the head with his hand cannon.
"Now, which one of ye landlubbers doesn't have time for some drink?"
All the Hobos look around nervously and take some rum from the pirates.
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A few hours later, the remaining four hobos have knocked each other out from fighting after getting drunk. The pirates bundle them up, and are taking them to the desert, when one hobo wakes up.
"Were are you taking me?" The hobo asks.
The two closest pirates snicker and quickly respond. "We takin' ye to our layer to cut ye love stick off and feed it to me dogs!"
The Hobo gives them a weird look "Are you talking about my Dick? I don't have a Dick."
The pirates slowly look at each other, a surprised and disgusted look on their faces, then they knock the hobo back out with the but of a hand cannon.
Te pirates leave the hobos in the middle of the desert. They are never seen again.
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Later, Mox comes to collect his reward. "I took care your hobo problem."
"Thanks, here's your reward!"
The guy hands Mox 50 gold coins and a weird looking crystal.
"What's this?" Mox asks.
"I'm not sure, but my grandfather told me that if you run just the right amount of electricity through it, you can harness the power of plasma! I know, weird, right? You know what else is weird? While you were taking care of my hobo problem, somebody on the news said that the CEO of Walmart had gone missing. He was supposed to show up for some meeting, and never did, he wouldn't answer his phone or anything, He's just gone, without a trace."
"What's Walmart?" Mox asks.
"I've never heard of Walmart either! Well, thanks again, I'll make sure to contact you if I need any more help!"
Mox walks off, perplexed.
Loot:
50 gold
Plasma Crystal
As the pirates walk into the building, they start yelling, "Ye Scalawags want to share some drink?". The five hobos gather up near the pirates. Suddenly, one hobo has a watch that begins beeping. "Look at the time! I have to to go!" He rips off his rags, and underneath is wearing an expensive business suit, and puts on a pair of fancy glasses. "See, I'm not a hobo, I just like to role play as a one. I'm actually the CEO of Walmar-" One of the Pirates shoots him in the head with his hand cannon.
"Now, which one of ye landlubbers doesn't have time for some drink?"
All the Hobos look around nervously and take some rum from the pirates.
=====
A few hours later, the remaining four hobos have knocked each other out from fighting after getting drunk. The pirates bundle them up, and are taking them to the desert, when one hobo wakes up.
"Were are you taking me?" The hobo asks.
The two closest pirates snicker and quickly respond. "We takin' ye to our layer to cut ye love stick off and feed it to me dogs!"
The Hobo gives them a weird look "Are you talking about my Dick? I don't have a Dick."
The pirates slowly look at each other, a surprised and disgusted look on their faces, then they knock the hobo back out with the but of a hand cannon.
Te pirates leave the hobos in the middle of the desert. They are never seen again.
=====
Later, Mox comes to collect his reward. "I took care your hobo problem."
"Thanks, here's your reward!"
The guy hands Mox 50 gold coins and a weird looking crystal.
"What's this?" Mox asks.
"I'm not sure, but my grandfather told me that if you run just the right amount of electricity through it, you can harness the power of plasma! I know, weird, right? You know what else is weird? While you were taking care of my hobo problem, somebody on the news said that the CEO of Walmart had gone missing. He was supposed to show up for some meeting, and never did, he wouldn't answer his phone or anything, He's just gone, without a trace."
"What's Walmart?" Mox asks.
"I've never heard of Walmart either! Well, thanks again, I'll make sure to contact you if I need any more help!"
Mox walks off, perplexed.
Loot:
50 gold
Plasma Crystal
