Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 10, 2016 16:15:23 GMT -5
So, I'll be posting all the wired tidbits of story that go through my head, wether it be dark humor, horror, or shipping/fanfiction
The Time we accidentally killed that one kid:
I was at school just sitting there when that creepy guy, his name was Trevor, suddenly popped out of thin air and yelled, "Wake up, Wake up!"
Everyone have him a weird look. Mostly because we were all awake when he had said that. Then he said, "If you will all follow me, I will hypnotize a dead person into being alive!" Everyone cheered and we asked him how he was going to do this. "First, we need a dead body." He replied.
So, we all followed him out to the local grave yard. The teacher didn't notice us leave because she was too busy telling us about mount. Kilimanjaro. Thinking back, I'm not sure why we're talking about Mount. Killamanjaro in chemistry.
Once we got to the grave yard, we all broke into the equipment shed with our expert pick locking skills to get shovels. In reality, we broke the windows and climbed through. When we had the shovels, we began to dig the freshest looking grave up.
After a few hundred minutes of digging, we finally saw the wood of the coffin, that was IT happened. Th me one girl named Jeremy jumped up and down in excitement and accidentally whacked this guy who's name Incant remember in the back of the head. The kid had Osteoporosis. When we rolled him over, we discovered that his had had flattened out.
"Well, this'll work." Trevor said, before he pulled a string out of his pocket and began swinging it back and forth in front of the dead kids face while saying, "You are now alive! You truly and completely believe that you can live!"
"Uh, shouldn't there be a watch on the end of the string?" I reminded trevor.
He looked embarrassed before he pulled a watch out of his pocket a tied to the end of the string. He resumed his wired chant. After a few hundred seconds of this, the nameless dead kid stood back up. "What happened..." He asked.
The girl named Jeremy helped in triumph and jumped up and down again, before she hit the nameless kid in the face with the shovel she was still holding for some reason, causing his face to completely flatten out.
"Oh..." Trevor said, before he disappeared.
We buried the kid with the grave we had mostly dig up.
Later that day, when we got back to school, the teacher was still talking about Kilimanjaro. We all instantly forgot about the dead kid. In fact, the teacher never even noticed he was gone. His parents never even issued a missing person notice, in fact they even threw a very extravagant party exactly a week later.
The Time we accidentally killed that one kid:
I was at school just sitting there when that creepy guy, his name was Trevor, suddenly popped out of thin air and yelled, "Wake up, Wake up!"
Everyone have him a weird look. Mostly because we were all awake when he had said that. Then he said, "If you will all follow me, I will hypnotize a dead person into being alive!" Everyone cheered and we asked him how he was going to do this. "First, we need a dead body." He replied.
So, we all followed him out to the local grave yard. The teacher didn't notice us leave because she was too busy telling us about mount. Kilimanjaro. Thinking back, I'm not sure why we're talking about Mount. Killamanjaro in chemistry.
Once we got to the grave yard, we all broke into the equipment shed with our expert pick locking skills to get shovels. In reality, we broke the windows and climbed through. When we had the shovels, we began to dig the freshest looking grave up.
After a few hundred minutes of digging, we finally saw the wood of the coffin, that was IT happened. Th me one girl named Jeremy jumped up and down in excitement and accidentally whacked this guy who's name Incant remember in the back of the head. The kid had Osteoporosis. When we rolled him over, we discovered that his had had flattened out.
"Well, this'll work." Trevor said, before he pulled a string out of his pocket and began swinging it back and forth in front of the dead kids face while saying, "You are now alive! You truly and completely believe that you can live!"
"Uh, shouldn't there be a watch on the end of the string?" I reminded trevor.
He looked embarrassed before he pulled a watch out of his pocket a tied to the end of the string. He resumed his wired chant. After a few hundred seconds of this, the nameless dead kid stood back up. "What happened..." He asked.
The girl named Jeremy helped in triumph and jumped up and down again, before she hit the nameless kid in the face with the shovel she was still holding for some reason, causing his face to completely flatten out.
"Oh..." Trevor said, before he disappeared.
We buried the kid with the grave we had mostly dig up.
Later that day, when we got back to school, the teacher was still talking about Kilimanjaro. We all instantly forgot about the dead kid. In fact, the teacher never even noticed he was gone. His parents never even issued a missing person notice, in fact they even threw a very extravagant party exactly a week later.
