Post by pielover19 on Apr 18, 2016 19:20:20 GMT -5
Rap: Putin vs. Obama
Obama:
Look, it's Russia, a failed superpower!
Born when the SU fell like a teen on a tower!
Hey, stop putin the real problems aside,
It looks really bad when your opposition "just died!"
Putin, don't go one more step into Ukraine!
Trying to beat the president? Well, your insane!
Putin:
Your fat "progressive" fags of people better beware,
'cause they are about to be eaten by the Russian bear!
I have never seen a less effective president than Obama,
Your only weapon here is stirring up the drama!
I was welcomed in Crimea, what about you in Afghanistan?
The Russian power will foil any imperialist Western plan!
Obama:
You committed a crime when you annexed Crimea,
your food is so bad, it gives all people diarrhea!
Russia might have lots of weapons, but we do, too!
We will nuke your nukes, as an American style SCREW YOU!
Your alone, with a backwards country as an ally!
With an empire so soft, I can bring you down like a fly!
Putin:
Don't talk about my food, when American crap gives people diabeetus,
I will go back in time and abort you as a fetus!
All of us know Michelle is just a disguised Osama!
Mess with Russia, and you'll see the Tsar Bomba!
All smart people know that freedom is dumb,
mess with the federation, I'll crush you with my thumb!
This wasn't my best work, but I hope it was good. If you want to judge, PM me telling me who won. If you want to bet, then do it here. You cannot bet if you are a judge and vice versa.
Obama:
Look, it's Russia, a failed superpower!
Born when the SU fell like a teen on a tower!
Hey, stop putin the real problems aside,
It looks really bad when your opposition "just died!"
Putin, don't go one more step into Ukraine!
Trying to beat the president? Well, your insane!
Putin:
Your fat "progressive" fags of people better beware,
'cause they are about to be eaten by the Russian bear!
I have never seen a less effective president than Obama,
Your only weapon here is stirring up the drama!
I was welcomed in Crimea, what about you in Afghanistan?
The Russian power will foil any imperialist Western plan!
Obama:
You committed a crime when you annexed Crimea,
your food is so bad, it gives all people diarrhea!
Russia might have lots of weapons, but we do, too!
We will nuke your nukes, as an American style SCREW YOU!
Your alone, with a backwards country as an ally!
With an empire so soft, I can bring you down like a fly!
Putin:
Don't talk about my food, when American crap gives people diabeetus,
I will go back in time and abort you as a fetus!
All of us know Michelle is just a disguised Osama!
Mess with Russia, and you'll see the Tsar Bomba!
All smart people know that freedom is dumb,
mess with the federation, I'll crush you with my thumb!
This wasn't my best work, but I hope it was good. If you want to judge, PM me telling me who won. If you want to bet, then do it here. You cannot bet if you are a judge and vice versa.
