Post by deviantsword on Mar 3, 2015 0:44:07 GMT -5
The bandits took a cold,hard look at the base they were intending to attack. It was way way way way way way way way way way way way way up on an icy cliff that cut off at a 90 degree angle. It seemed nearly impenetrable, except that at the base of the mountain, there was a single cable car that took up to 1000 troops at a time up to the summit where the snails base was. A neon sign lit up that said “Come ride this car to a sensory pleasure for both your tastebuds and your nose!”.
The bandits looked back and forth at each other. They see what is in front of them, but they just can’t believe it. “Alright… well… infiltration is gonna be… really easy…. lets go guys!”
20 crystal basilisks and 20 crystal copiers board the cable car, while 20 thiefs, 20 assassins, and 20 bandits go around the edges of the massive cliff and begin making fake dinosaur prints, so it looked as if the dinosaurs were the ones who attacked.
The 20 crystal basilisks and copiers reach the top of the base, where they are greeted by polite snails. " Welcome, visitors! I assume you want to meet Swaltzer! Some of you can go into our lifts, and we will bring you up on the most efficient route possible! Humans can't scale it because of the drastic angles, so I think you want to go with us! Also, we will bring you to our resource pits to just show how awesome Swaltzer is! Sadly, some of you guys will have to climb up yourself."
The Basilisks took back and forth at each other. “Did you say a tour of the resource room? That sounds great!” And the 20 Basilisks board 2 elevator lift snails, ready for an easy way to the resource room. The Basilisks who boarded the elevator lift snails had no clue that it was a trap, and they are instantly dumped into a boiler vat snail, instantly killing all 20!
Meanwhile, the 20 crystal copiers are busy disguising themselves as trash cans. One escargot snail walks by a trashcan, and dumps the remainder of his boiling hot tea into the garbage shoot, effectively boiling one crystal copier alive. the 19 remaining copiers wait for their chance to make a break for it, and head toward the entrance to the resource room. They disguise themselves as coffee, knowing these snails prefer tea. The ruse works, and almost all of the snails simply ignore the cups of coffee sitting in the hall. Finally the clever copiers make it to the double door, leading to the resource room! They open the door, and see a detachment of many snails hiding behind the locked doors.
“OH MY GOD! THEY WERE WAITING FOR US! GRAB SOME GOLD AND LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!” one of the copiers screamed at the top of his… cup? They quickly grab 2 gold each, and begin to run toward the cable cars.
“Oh no you don’t, GET THEM!” The snails seize the opportunity for a high speed chase, and begin chasing the running crystal copiers at a staggering 6 inches an hour! The copiers make it in eyesight of the cable cars, when a group of tea flavored lollipop snails come creeping by them. The copiers think fast, and transform into different inanimate objects! 15 change into a coffee cup again, knowing it’s ingenious disguise was sure to go unnoticed! The other 4 accidentally turn into tea cups, and quickly get drunk up by the eager snails!
“Oh this is weird… my cup had 2 gold in it... “ One snail exclaimed!
“Oh… mine too!” Another retorted.
All of the 4 cups seemed to have 2 gold in them for some reason or another… strange. The snails shrugged it off, and decided that since they just drank their morning tea, they would take a nap right next to the 15 coffee cups because of reasons. They snore off, and the 15 coffee cups seem stuck where they lay…
Meanwhile, outside of the base, the 60 thieves assassins and bandits look up at the mountain. “Well, it’s been 2 hours… I guess they didn’t make it. Let’s pack it up, and get out of here so the snails find the prints we planted.”
The bandits withdraw, leaving their 15 crystal copiers up on top of the mountain, still remaining as disguised coffee cups. The 15 coffee cups sat still, knowing that if they moved, they would instantly be struck down by some strange flying snails. They decide to wait, and bide their time, using the snow as a steady water supply, and the gold as a strange source of food.
Results
Swaltzer
-30 Gold
Mox
-20 Crystal Basilisks
-5 Crystal Copiers
15 Crystal Copiers (MIA until recovery mission is launched.)
30 gold (MIA until recovery mission is launched.)
(I know this battle is a little unorthodox, but I hope you enjoyed the humor and the strange twist at the end! Let me know what you guys think!)
The bandits looked back and forth at each other. They see what is in front of them, but they just can’t believe it. “Alright… well… infiltration is gonna be… really easy…. lets go guys!”
20 crystal basilisks and 20 crystal copiers board the cable car, while 20 thiefs, 20 assassins, and 20 bandits go around the edges of the massive cliff and begin making fake dinosaur prints, so it looked as if the dinosaurs were the ones who attacked.
The 20 crystal basilisks and copiers reach the top of the base, where they are greeted by polite snails. " Welcome, visitors! I assume you want to meet Swaltzer! Some of you can go into our lifts, and we will bring you up on the most efficient route possible! Humans can't scale it because of the drastic angles, so I think you want to go with us! Also, we will bring you to our resource pits to just show how awesome Swaltzer is! Sadly, some of you guys will have to climb up yourself."
The Basilisks took back and forth at each other. “Did you say a tour of the resource room? That sounds great!” And the 20 Basilisks board 2 elevator lift snails, ready for an easy way to the resource room. The Basilisks who boarded the elevator lift snails had no clue that it was a trap, and they are instantly dumped into a boiler vat snail, instantly killing all 20!
Meanwhile, the 20 crystal copiers are busy disguising themselves as trash cans. One escargot snail walks by a trashcan, and dumps the remainder of his boiling hot tea into the garbage shoot, effectively boiling one crystal copier alive. the 19 remaining copiers wait for their chance to make a break for it, and head toward the entrance to the resource room. They disguise themselves as coffee, knowing these snails prefer tea. The ruse works, and almost all of the snails simply ignore the cups of coffee sitting in the hall. Finally the clever copiers make it to the double door, leading to the resource room! They open the door, and see a detachment of many snails hiding behind the locked doors.
“OH MY GOD! THEY WERE WAITING FOR US! GRAB SOME GOLD AND LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!” one of the copiers screamed at the top of his… cup? They quickly grab 2 gold each, and begin to run toward the cable cars.
“Oh no you don’t, GET THEM!” The snails seize the opportunity for a high speed chase, and begin chasing the running crystal copiers at a staggering 6 inches an hour! The copiers make it in eyesight of the cable cars, when a group of tea flavored lollipop snails come creeping by them. The copiers think fast, and transform into different inanimate objects! 15 change into a coffee cup again, knowing it’s ingenious disguise was sure to go unnoticed! The other 4 accidentally turn into tea cups, and quickly get drunk up by the eager snails!
“Oh this is weird… my cup had 2 gold in it... “ One snail exclaimed!
“Oh… mine too!” Another retorted.
All of the 4 cups seemed to have 2 gold in them for some reason or another… strange. The snails shrugged it off, and decided that since they just drank their morning tea, they would take a nap right next to the 15 coffee cups because of reasons. They snore off, and the 15 coffee cups seem stuck where they lay…
Meanwhile, outside of the base, the 60 thieves assassins and bandits look up at the mountain. “Well, it’s been 2 hours… I guess they didn’t make it. Let’s pack it up, and get out of here so the snails find the prints we planted.”
The bandits withdraw, leaving their 15 crystal copiers up on top of the mountain, still remaining as disguised coffee cups. The 15 coffee cups sat still, knowing that if they moved, they would instantly be struck down by some strange flying snails. They decide to wait, and bide their time, using the snow as a steady water supply, and the gold as a strange source of food.
Results
Swaltzer
-30 Gold
Mox
-20 Crystal Basilisks
-5 Crystal Copiers
15 Crystal Copiers (MIA until recovery mission is launched.)
30 gold (MIA until recovery mission is launched.)
(I know this battle is a little unorthodox, but I hope you enjoyed the humor and the strange twist at the end! Let me know what you guys think!)
