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Post by pielover19 on May 7, 2016 17:01:03 GMT -5
Hitler: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A sponge that's getting squeezed to death by me! Your laughs and gross out jokes are numbing my brain, I'll destroy Bikini Bottom with literal acid rain! My lines are so cold, they give you the suds, Mercilessly shooting down all of your buds, I am an actual splinter in your side! It's safe to say that SpongeBob just died!
SpongeBob: Hey, Hitler, you did Nazi me, soaking up your bullets with my pet Gary! Your "advanced" submarines and your war machines, do nothing against the Sponge supreme! I'm a goofy goober, and you're one, too! Must have ate a lot of Sundeas if you hate every Jew. I'm a Jellyfishing frycook, serving up you up, You're empire isn't glorious, so WAKE UP!
Hitler: The Fuher will systematically kill you and your tears, we'll even lock you up in a ghetto for 40 years! I'll send you on a cattle car to a Concentration Camp, Identify that you are Jewish scum with a stamp! Working you so hard until you fall, because I'm the one leader to rule them all! Look at the leader wrong, your town will be gone, the world is my oyster, and the people are my pawn!
SpongeBob: Don't be stupid, be a smartie, you do not want to join the Nazi party! Larry the Lobster is about to lob you over a cliff, Stop talking like you won, get a fucking whiff! This world is full of happy people who are free, Not crazy dictators ruling an Autocracy! Even Squidward is a better artist than you, Stop brainwashing your people with this hullabaloo!
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Post by mrfuzz111 on May 7, 2016 17:40:44 GMT -5
What. I can't even...
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Post by pielover19 on May 7, 2016 17:42:43 GMT -5
I want to do Mussolini vs. Patrick, too.
Axis Powers vs. SpongeBob Characters. It's a glorious idea.
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Post by pielover19 on May 7, 2016 20:43:50 GMT -5
So, any other comments on my rap?
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Post by Bloodmancer on May 7, 2016 20:58:59 GMT -5
The last one was better because it was more believable. This was still funny though.
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Post by pielover19 on May 7, 2016 21:04:14 GMT -5
Thank you.
I'm taking battle suggestions.
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Post by pielover19 on May 7, 2016 21:05:10 GMT -5
Also, who won?
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Post by Just14 on May 8, 2016 11:06:07 GMT -5
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Post by pielover19 on May 8, 2016 11:52:04 GMT -5
Next one is going to be Satan vs. A Forklift.
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Post by Awkward on May 8, 2016 16:35:54 GMT -5
Even as Vitcon's professional Forklift Aficionado, I cannot endorse nor encourage the use of Forklift in this scenario.
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