Satan vs. A Forklift

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Satan vs. A Forklift May 13, 2016 18:03:34 GMT -5

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Post by pielover19 on May 13, 2016 18:03:34 GMT -5

Satan:
Hey bro, do you even fork LIFT?
Better watch out, cause your deconstruction will be swift!
You're endorsed by a guy with bipolar disorder,
Like Trump, I'm going to send you cross the border!
I'm Satan, the demon of evil,
Get your forums ready for some upheaval!
I'll make sure you bite the apples of sin,
there's no chance this clunky machine is going to win!

Forklift:
You can't deconstruct obscure memes, you bitch!
I'm giving people first jobs and making them sort of rich!
You've got a cult, and I have one two,
You might be on fire, but I'll still turn you into Barbeque!
Sometimes, you just got to let things go,
you aren't better than god, and you suck with your flow!
I'm not a clunky machine, I'm a super innovation,
Vitcon vs. Hell? I have the superior nation!

Satan:
Really? This unfunny viral meme wannabe wants to beat me?
Vitcon isn't great if it is filled with Homosexuality!
Bitch, back up into a pit of lave and fire,
You can't admit that you aren't funny, you just get higher!
Your ego is big, because everything is bigger in Texas,
Including Awkward's denial that he is a girl named Alexis!
Satan, it's better than silk,
now go back home and drink your momma's milk!

Forklift:
I'm a mother fucking forklift, you can't beat me,
how do you run Hell if it has the worst economy!?!?
I mean, you certainly don't make your workers like you,
Hitler is even saying you're cruel, and killed 6 million Jew!
Everything is bigger in Texas, including our burns,
You entered this battle and there's are no returns!
Homosexuality, that's a conspiracy made by a guy who loves pie!
The ruler of Hell is going to die!

Your too chaotic to disagree with
It's like debating a hurricane

- Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

mrfuzz111 Legendary Hero Has glorious mustache Posts: 8,035 Personal Rank: "That guy" Vitcoins: 106	Satan vs. A Forklift May 13, 2016 18:33:31 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mrfuzz111 on May 13, 2016 18:33:31 GMT -5 I think "I'm a mother f**ing forklift" is my new favorite quote in the history of Vitcon. Forklift wins in my book purely because of that.
	"Your glorious mustache has reached new levels of greatness! You got the Flame of Ifrit!" ~Just

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Satan vs. A Forklift May 13, 2016 18:56:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on May 13, 2016 18:56:10 GMT -5 I aim to please with Mother Fucking Forklifts.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Satan vs. A Forklift May 13, 2016 18:56:56 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on May 13, 2016 18:56:56 GMT -5 Wow. I think Saran won with the awkward comment.
	Puts a rich look on his face

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Satan vs. A Forklift May 13, 2016 18:58:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on May 13, 2016 18:58:40 GMT -5 Ooh, a house divided on who won. I like that.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

Awkward New Game ++ Posts: 11,333 Personal Rank: Blood Spike Vitcoins: 14	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 0:19:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Awkward on May 15, 2016 0:19:08 GMT -5 I... really don't know how to respond to this, so have an oversized image of me with a forklift.

Awkward New Game ++ Posts: 11,333 Personal Rank: Blood Spike Vitcoins: 14	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 1:43:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Awkward on May 15, 2016 1:43:28 GMT -5 THE FORKLIFT WINS

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 11:03:51 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on May 15, 2016 11:03:51 GMT -5 Since I'm a staff member, can my vote count as two and awkward's count as 0.00000000000001
	Puts a rich look on his face

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 11:54:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on May 15, 2016 11:54:04 GMT -5 Nah.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 11:55:25 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on May 15, 2016 11:55:25 GMT -5 May 15, 2016 11:54:04 GMT -5 pielover19 said: Nah. I want Satan to win, though.
	Puts a rich look on his face

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 11:58:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on May 15, 2016 11:58:29 GMT -5 May 15, 2016 11:55:25 GMT -5 Bloodmancer said: May 15, 2016 11:54:04 GMT -5 pielover19 said: Nah. I want Satan to win, though. This is your brain on Vitcon.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 12:00:52 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on May 15, 2016 12:00:52 GMT -5 That's my brain normally. It's a joke. Geez.
	Puts a rich look on his face

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 12:11:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on May 15, 2016 12:11:33 GMT -5 That was a joke. Geeze.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

Awkward New Game ++ Posts: 11,333 Personal Rank: Blood Spike Vitcoins: 14	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 12:12:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Awkward on May 15, 2016 12:12:15 GMT -5 That was a forklift. Glaze.

Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Satan vs. A Forklift May 15, 2016 12:13:09 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on May 15, 2016 12:13:09 GMT -5 May 15, 2016 12:12:15 GMT -5 Awkward said: That was a forklift. Glaze. Stop it from you forkliftist worshiper.
	Puts a rich look on his face