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Post by Awkward on Jun 24, 2016 13:39:15 GMT -5
Well... I could fight you if no one will want to join, but I need someone to act as a judge.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 28, 2016 21:30:42 GMT -5
I want to play.
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Post by Awkward on Jul 1, 2016 18:44:05 GMT -5
*snore* *snore* *snooze* *snooze*
Oh...? Hype.
If you and Malefio are feeling lucky, you guys can bet Arena Coins on the match. It's optional though. Oh, and both of you have to agree to the bet and bet the same amount if you go ahead with it.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 16:52:51 GMT -5
Meh.
While the debate is not random, the cards you get are. I'd rather not lose any Arena Coins by being unlucky and getting a shitty setup because of some bad luck.
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Post by Awkward on Jul 2, 2016 17:01:44 GMT -5
Yos I can finally send PMs
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Post by Awkward on Jul 2, 2016 18:09:43 GMT -5
2nd match between Malefio and Pie is underway!
In the Canadian corner, we have Malefio with his team of:
Sci
And Robo Bob
Both made of diamonds
And just drank 5 energy drinks
But have to advertise some obscure Japanese shampoo while fighting
And in the Southern U.S. corner, we have Pie with his team of:
Malefio, the undead ice mage (the mindgames are real with that one)
Cheri
Can become any cartoon character for 5 seconds at a time every minute
And armed with a neverbreaking samurai sword each
But in space suits
Fight takes place at Beacon from DVFT (to clarify, this refers to the school campus, not just that classroom)
Scenario:
All fighters have poor planning
Winner by coin flip is Malefio. Malefio can start the debate or make Pie start it.
Friendly reminder: Everything is determined by how you plead your case for victory. Go all out!
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 18:14:58 GMT -5
Before we start, I'd like a clarification of something.
Is Malefio the one from a particular game or we count ALL of his iterations?
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Post by Awkward on Jul 2, 2016 18:19:45 GMT -5
(o yeah hes in alot of stuff shit what do i say)
That's tough, because I don't have a lot of characters in that deck who have the same situation as Malefio.
I'm going to decree it as all iterations, because that sounds right in my head... I think?
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 18:31:38 GMT -5
Okey dokey.
Well... I'll start with a simple, but extremely important detail: Diamonds are undestructible. Therefore, nothing can actually make a dent into both of my characters. Of course Cheri could probably summon Bahamut and destroy the entire arena like it destroyed Terran, but even then, both of my characters would still be standing, since they are undestructible.
Now, there's the problem of Malefio freezing them. Well, it's easily avoided, since Robo Bob can let out some steam and melt the ice, unfreezing himself.
I have a lot more arguments, but I'll start with that.
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 2, 2016 20:00:29 GMT -5
The Candian educational system must suck. A diamond can be destroyed by extreme pressure, heat, another diamond, and acids among many other things. I would like to bring up that I can turn into any Cartoon character, too, including fairies that could transport you into the middle of the Earth, killing you because of the extreme heat.
For the freezing part, Malefio can freeze you. Then, Cheri could turn into a character like Jerry from Tom and Jerry and proceed to shatter you with a hammer and cartoon physics. Also, it will take a heck of a lot of time to melt Sci out, giving my characters the opportunity to land a ton of hits on you.
I would like to point out that Cheri is on a freaking dragon, and has a ton of mobility along with a ton of power.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 20:28:09 GMT -5
the hardest diamonds can only be scratched by other diamonds and nanocrystalline diamond aggregates.
Used in so-called diamond anvil experiments to create high-pressure environments, diamonds are able to withstand crushing pressures in excess of 600 gigapascals (6 million atmospheres).
In Who Framed Roger Rabbit, for example, Roger is unable to escape handcuffs for most of a sequence, doing so only to use both hands to hold the table still while Eddie Valiant attempts to saw the cuff off. When Eddie asks, exasperated, "Do you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!" Roger responds: "Not at any time! Only when it was funny!"[4] Several aspects of cartoon physics were discussed in the film's dialogue, and the concept was a minor plot theme.
Since this is a serious battle, and not a funny one, Cartoon Physics cannot apply, since it can only be used in funny situations. This rule/theory of Cartoon Physics was created in the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit, as cited above.
As I also said earlier, Robo Bob cannot be frozen and could instantly unfreeze Sci, without damaging him because he's made of diamond.
My characters also have 5 energy drinks, which should make them extremely fast.
Fire Absorber:
A machine is built that absorbs damage taken from fire attacks for the whole party.
Sci can use the above skill, which has no specified limit. Therefore it could absorb Bahamut's huge fire attack or any heat-based attack whatsoever.
Homing Missile
The user launches multiple missiles out that cannot miss and hit all enemies. A mech must be in use to use this ability.
Homing missiles would hit Cheri directly, probably knocking her out in one blow, since she's a shopkeeper and not actually an adventurer or a hero.
Repair
The user can fix up old or broken machines to use for themselves.
If you ever manage to hurt Robo Bob, Sci could also cancel any damage to Robo Bob, since he's a machine.
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 2, 2016 21:26:01 GMT -5
Hardness does not equal toughness in the world of gems. You see, crystals (Diamonds, rubies, sapphires) have a normal molecular structure, and they have a parallel arrangement of atoms. This gives them cleavage fields, which are basically weak spots. Because we have swords (If you are assuming that you have the hardest diamond bodies, then I probably have the best swords possible) we could easily slice you in half in melee combat.
A battle with a robot, a girl riding a dragon, an ice wizard, cartoon characters, diamond bodies, and a guy named Sci is serious. Also, Japanese shampoo commercials are supposed to be serious. Wow. Also, a Disney Animator once said that cartoons follow physics unless it is more funny to break the laws of physics. What's more funny: taking a chunk out of ice or having some slap stick to go along with it?
Also, by the laws of magic (which is basically THIS WORKS BECAUSE IT DOES) Ice Magic can freeze anything. Drinking 5 red bulls would probably make you diabetic before they make you faster, too.
Sci also doesn't have a mech on hand to use the homing missiles. Also, Cheri is a hero. She is a hero of light!
It takes time to repair machines. Enough to freeze your hands and go all cartoon on you.
A machine that avoids flames cannot block a massive dragon charging towards you with the strength of 10 bullet trains.
I would like to point out that my opponent has to spend time doing a commercial for a weird Japanese shampoo, therefore opening them up to an attack. You would also think that the population of the DVFT school would try to kill the robot because he could be perceived as an invader.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 21:38:42 GMT -5
Sci has no mech? Alright then. Malefio has no staff. Cheri has no item, no summon, no equipment.
In that case, this is an extremely easy win, since the only two people with actual abilities are Robo Bob and Malefio, with Malefio unable to damage Robo Bob in any way. Auto-win for me.
Also, the energy drinks were a bonus, not a detriment. So they just boost the speed of my characters.
Robo Bob's steam would still prevent him from being frozen, magic or not.
And if we take in consideration the students attack everything that seem inhuman, they would also attack Malefio who's a skeleton.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 2, 2016 21:41:52 GMT -5
(Cut my last argument short, because I'm tired and going to sleep.
We have up to 20 posts anyway.)
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jul 2, 2016 21:50:03 GMT -5
Quick points to bring up, and to stay unbiased I'll bring one thing up in relation to each of your arguments.
Pie: Odds are that the npcs of DVFT will not necessarily interfere for the sake of fairness, and if they do Bahamut would also be considered a threat by them and probably even assumed to be a Grimm.
Malefio: a device that negates fire damage may not actually stop Megaflare. In most games it isn't actually considered a fire elemental attack, but rather a non-elemental one.
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