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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 2:47:04 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 2:47:04 GMT -5
Kitty
You step through the portal and find yourself in a large mailroom. A pair of people are sorting letters into various boxes.
One is a young woman, probably in her mid-teens. She has short-cut pink hair dyed pink and is wearing a T-shirt with a picture of three... ugh... dogs on it.
The other is a brown-haired man with a large forehead split be a noticeable widow's peak. He wears a business suit and a creepy grin.
"This is boring..." the girl says.
"Boring?" the man asks. His head begins to enlarge slightly. "You think doing your job is boring? What is wrong with you? Is the pride of doing an amazing job not exciting enough for you!?" His head doubles in size by the time it's done. He continues his work like nothing happened.
"I guess... Hey, I'm not sure where this letter goes. Who is 'Justice-slash-Kitty-slash-etc?'" the girl asks.
The man takes it, examines it, and tosses it towards the trash. The winds catches it and it flutters to land at your feet.
You look back at the portal you came from. It's showing a picture of a smiling cat and dog. Lies.
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 5:11:52 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 5:11:52 GMT -5
Evil Pet Smart. Pet Evil.
Pick up the letter and open it.
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 13:00:15 GMT -5
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 13:00:15 GMT -5
Kitty
You open the letter.
"The watermelon holds the key." "The missing Fox is among the dead."
That's all it says.
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 13:23:39 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 13:23:39 GMT -5
"What the shit is this?" Fold it neatly and unceremoniously shove it into my pocket.
Walk over to Katie. "Hey, Katie. What's up with this place?"
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 18:09:24 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 18:09:24 GMT -5
Kitty
"Oh, hello... Mr. Person I don't know. This is Vitcorp." She stares at your ears, then very obviously leans to stare at your tail. "Are... Are those... real?"
Ranulf walks through the portal, carrying Awkward in a box. "Ugh, what a pain... Hey, you forgot this thing. Figured I owed you for busting me out, so I should at least do this much for you."
Awkward continues to be a limp ragdoll. But now with a few loose feathers on his back.
Katie looks at the new arrival with just as much interest.
She... looks ready to burst.
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 18:23:59 GMT -5
Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 18:23:59 GMT -5
"There's a bunch of people like that through the portal over there. Knock yourself out."
Walk over to Boxward and look at him. "WAKE UP!" Kick the box. "I feel like he might be dead."
Look back up at Ranulf. "...You're so cute. Do you wanna be my new partner?"
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 18:58:01 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 18:58:01 GMT -5
Kitty
Katie can't jump through the portal fast enough.
"Hey! You can't just leave in the middle of your shift!" the guy with the enlarged head yells after her.
"I mean... I'm freakin' adorable, but..." Ranulf says. "I don't really have anything better to do, bu-u-u-ut, why's going with you a better idea than just wandering around by myself?"
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 19:01:45 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 19:01:45 GMT -5
"Because then we can go on a romantic journey together and fall in love! Besides, there's only one way forward from here and we're headed in the same direction."
Look at fat head. "Killjoy."
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 19:16:44 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 19:16:44 GMT -5
Levi
"Actually, that Jude guy found another portal out of that weird place and ran off through it," Ranulf says. "Wait, fall in love? Wow, you've got an awfully high opinion of yourself."
Fathead goes back to work, grumbling.
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 19:41:02 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 19:41:02 GMT -5
"No, I have an awfully high opinion of you. And when I like someone, nothing stands in my way! I'll get a date out of you eventually!" Hug. "So perfect..."
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Awkward
New Game ++
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Personal Rank: Blood Spike
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 20:32:33 GMT -5
Post by Awkward on Feb 22, 2018 20:32:33 GMT -5
After the TOTAL HELL Boxward has been through, he takes his damn time waking up, and even longer just trying to get out of the box (due to his overall poor and slightly depressing fictional universe motor skills). Awkward looks around with an expression void of all emotion, then holds Just's hand, THEN proceeds to start taking a nap while still holding hands. At least he'll walk about with you? Although this almost feels like having a toddler on a leash...
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 22:10:44 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 22:10:44 GMT -5
Kitty
You start flirting heavily. Ranulf tries to pull out of your hug. "Hey, I know I'm perfect. But-"
Awkward gets up and takes your hand. Ranulf takes that chance to escape. He takes a few steps back with his hands up defensively. "Easy there, tiger. I don't even know your name."
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 22:20:12 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 22:20:12 GMT -5
"But I already told you my name..." Try to wrench my hand free from Awkward. "You're making me look bad in front of my future husband, let go..."
Once that's done, look back to him. "I don't understand why you're being all weird. Are you feeling okay?"
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 22:23:54 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Feb 22, 2018 22:23:54 GMT -5
Kitty
"I don't think you've really got room to call anyone weird," he says. "Heh. Guess I'm just not used to anyone being so forward about how awesome I am."
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VitCorp
Feb 22, 2018 22:32:28 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Feb 22, 2018 22:32:28 GMT -5
"Exactly. You're just so perfect and adorable, I want to spend every waking moment in your arms..." Sway back and forth while thinking of glorious kitty boy.
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