VitCorp

Awkward

You copy La Rena's abilities.

...

It's kind of a small haul.  She's a decent archer and pilot, but the only ability she has over a trained human is a simple Blizzard spell...


You approach the secretaries and fail to specify which one you're talking to as you ask a question.

"Why, yes, of course."
"Certainly, young man."

The two stop and glare at each other.

"VitCorp's main source of income-  Grrr..."
"VitCorp chiefly deals in- Grrr..."

They're too busy staring at each other to pay attention to you anymore...

Tutu flicks her arms and a pair of large crescent blades extend on her arm.
Greysuit holds her hand like a claw and you can see metal glinting on her fingertips.

You should probably either break this up or get out of here.

Awkward

You walk over to the elevator that's labeled for the board room. You push the button but nothing happens. A keycard reader next to the elevator flashes red.

You notice the other elevators don't have such a card reader.

The two women are actively fighting at this point. Fortunately they're only using their fists... so far.

Awkward

You head up to the CEO's room. The elevator works without any issue. La Rena slouches in the corner. "I don't like elevators..."

When the elevator door opens, you find two people waiting. One is sitting at a desk. He's a grey-haired guy with a stupid coif. Yellow undershirt, brown vest, grey jacket. Kinda... handsome. His face almost looks like it's been stapled on.

The other is another maid-looking lady. She's wearing a grey-green apron-esque dress, headband, and gloves with a white undershirt. Her hair is a strange greenish-blonde.

...And both of these people are just like La Rena was when you met her. Kind of static-y and messed up...

"Hey!" the guy says. "Welcome to my office. Come on in, make yourself at home! Don't make an appointment or anything, just waltz right in! I don't have anything better to do." The sarcasm is physically painful. "No, seriously, I have an appointment with HR in an hour to talk about some 'safety issues' or some crap. Probably gonna listen about 2 minutes and murder the guy."

Awkward

"Oh. Well, why didn't you say so!" the apparently-CEO says. "Get over here and get started! I'm thinking something sporty and playful. And make sure it looks good! The last hairdresser I had wasn't so great. That's him over there."

He points to the wall where you can a skeleton chained up.

"'Course, I only got 1 set of chains. So I guess I'll just have to chuck one of you out the window or something... Tojo!"

"Yes, sir."

"Do we have any cool stained windows in the ol' reserves?"

"Yes, sir."

"Great! Kinda hope you guys screw up, then..."

Awkward

You wind back the bat and something grabs it. The maid looks at you with pure burning rage in her eyes. "I-" She stops to throw herself in the way of any stray arrows or papers. "Ngh!" She's bleeding heavily.

"Tojo? Oh, Hell no." The CEO reaches for a button under his desk.

Awkward

You shotgun-blast the CEO at point-blank range. You break through some kind of anti-bullet shield and he goes flying out of his chair and halfway across the room. "You... You shot me!" He seems equal parts surprised and pissed.

"Master!" the maid yells. She throws herself in front of him. Another 3 arrows and some newspapers. She's bleeding. And panting. A lot.

Awkward

You run towards the CEO to bash his fookin' 'ead in, swear on me mum.  Tojo tries to get in the way, but Tab bashes her in the side of the head with his bag.  You and a few arrows manage to slip through to smash the CEO's face off.  Ew, his actual face fell off...  Oh, it was just a mask.  You're not sure whether he's dead or just unconscious.  Eh, if he's not dead, just give him a few minutes.  Or another arrow.

Tojo, badly injured and barely conscious, drops to her knees in despair.  She doesn't seem like she's in any mental state to resist editing.  Er, un-editing.