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Post by Vitsheep on May 26, 2020 23:58:28 GMT -5
Floyd
"Eh. Conductor, Guardian, tomato, tomato." You notice he pronounces tomato the same both times.
"You're not the guardian...?" Somnis says.
"Am so," he answers.
"No... I met the guardian of this place once, and you're definitely not the guardian?"
"Oh, you met my father. Neat. Yeah, he's dead. So-o-o-o-orry."
"Huh? But... why?" Somnis seems confused.
"Because he stopped being alive?"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 27, 2020 0:06:20 GMT -5
Floyd takes a moment to remember what a guardian is but, get's distracted when the guardian says his dad died "Ohhh hmmm I'm sorry to hear that bt, you don't sound torn up about it so maybe not... either way I'm glad we didn't have to search the whole train for you monsters here don't seem to agree with me"
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Post by Vitsheep on May 27, 2020 0:31:44 GMT -5
Floyd
"Duh. You're human." He stretches his arms up, then puts a hand on his hip. "Monsters don't like humans. Or maybe they like them too much. Well, whatever. You guys'll make decent test subjects, regardless. Probably."
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Post by Tight Dan on May 27, 2020 1:15:49 GMT -5
Floyd thinks back to the orb "Mostly sure but, some seem harmless" He muses before being struck by the second half of the statement he chuckles uncomfortably "INo no I'm terrible at tests. We just came to do some recon if you don't mind bad stuffs happening and we're trying to help" He explains looking to the others for back-up
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Post by Vitsheep on May 27, 2020 1:57:43 GMT -5
Floyd
"Yeah, I know," he says.
"What, uh... what kind of test subjects?" Fox asks.
"The dying kind. Or the not-dying kind. Either works really, as long as I get test data." He shrugs his shoulders. "Anyway, bored now. Later."
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Post by Tight Dan on May 27, 2020 2:25:36 GMT -5
"Huh of course we won't die" Floyd shakes his head in confusion "Wait, if you weren't going to hear us out why did you announce yourself? At least tell us your name?"
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Post by Vitsheep on May 27, 2020 22:55:23 GMT -5
Floyd
"I did hear you out. Then I got bored. Now I'm leaving. Bye." He turns to leave.
"Um, uh... MICROWAVE OVEN!" Somnis yells.
"What." He pauses and looks over his shoulder.
"Microwave ovens, how do they work?" Somnis asks.
"It's pretty simple, really. The electromagnetic waves they produce cause polar molecules, like dihydrogen monoxide, to spin. This produces friction at the molecular level, which results in heat. Since a lot of foods contain a decent concentration of dihydrogen monoxide, it works pretty well."
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Post by Tight Dan on May 27, 2020 23:53:57 GMT -5
Floyd blinks in confusion " If you're a guardian doesn't that mean you live here how do you know that?.... How do the monsters sense emotion?" He asks
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Post by Vitsheep on May 30, 2020 23:01:47 GMT -5
Floyd
"Pffft. How do you not know how a microwave oven works? It's not like your world's the only one with technology." Even with his face hidden behind his collar, you can feel the smirk. "And how should I know what monsters are thinking? I'm a guardian. Try asking them. Duh."
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Post by Tight Dan on May 31, 2020 17:43:17 GMT -5
Floyd throws his arms in the air "Yeah but, where'd all the technology come from who made all this stuff?" he replies gesturing all around the train "We've covered this monsters attack us we can't talk to them besides I couldn't tell you how my brain works how would they know how theirs does?"
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 3, 2020 13:48:38 GMT -5
Floyd
"Who made it? Me. And Dad. And his dad. And his mom. And her mom. And her dad. And the prick he killed to steal the Machine Soul. Something like that."
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 3, 2020 16:53:17 GMT -5
"You made some of this stuff?" Floyd asks looking around the car "That's impressive think you could make something to turn off robot armor or disable a cannon?" He adds hopefully
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 4, 2020 23:36:54 GMT -5
Floyd
"What, you mean those guys in the black armor? Why would I want to do that? That shit's cool. Pretty impressive work. For humans."
"Yeah, but... they're mean?" Katie says.
"No they aren't. The guys in the armor might be mean, but saying the armor's mean is like saying a rock is evil."
"OK, but could you do something to help us deal with the guys in the armor?" Fox says.
"Yep."
"Will you?" Somnis asks hopefully.
"Nah."
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 5, 2020 0:07:40 GMT -5
Floyd shrugs "Ohh well sounds like you can't do it guess it's a little more complicated then a microwave huh"
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 6, 2020 4:23:32 GMT -5
Floyd
"You don't... really think that kind of reverse psychology is going to work on me do you?" He tilts his head. "If you want to disable one, do it yourself. Just use a really big magnet, duh. I'd be interested in cracking one open if one of them came here, but they aren't here now. You are."
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