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Post by pielover19 on Feb 7, 2016 12:10:45 GMT -5
" Our leader."
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Post by Just14 on Feb 7, 2016 13:13:23 GMT -5
"Ohhhhhh I don't get it. I like pie too! Can I have some Pie? I don't like bears very much."
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 7, 2016 13:15:30 GMT -5
" Sure. Gunter, bring in the pie!"
A fat guy gives him some pie.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 9, 2016 20:39:05 GMT -5
He looks at the pie a moment before he starts screaming and rolling around on the floor. "This is not Pie! This is salt! SALT I TELL YOU!!! SALT!!!!!" He then projectile vomits salt all over the room before leaping out a nearby window and running away from the town...
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 9, 2016 21:02:15 GMT -5
" Gunter! You scared off a customer! I am sending you to Hitler to make sure you aren't Jewish!"
Go after the guy.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 9, 2016 21:04:02 GMT -5
You go after Bloodmancer and find him walking off into the horizon in the desert.
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 9, 2016 21:04:28 GMT -5
" Hi."
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Post by Just14 on Feb 9, 2016 22:59:59 GMT -5
"Don't I know you?" Bloodmancer says, studying you intensely.
"You literally just met him! How could you have forgotten him already?" He seems to be speaking with an unseen entity.
"Oh yeah! You that guy who likes also likes Pie! Can I help you?"
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 10, 2016 7:36:44 GMT -5
" With your help, we can conquer the world!"
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Post by Just14 on Feb 10, 2016 19:07:14 GMT -5
"Oooooh! I like civilization? Are we gonna play that and conquer the world in it?"
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 10, 2016 19:23:29 GMT -5
" Yeah! Civilization in real life!"
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 10, 2016 23:16:05 GMT -5
"Oh boy! I'm joining this thread now!"
Bloodmancer yelled!
"Now, let's go to the fifth plane and find yog-sothoth so that we can sacrifice a man to him and gain all the knowledge in the world!"
"We are not going back there! Remember what happened last time you so much as looked at it?"
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 11, 2016 18:29:33 GMT -5
" I think we should produce some more stuff."
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 11, 2016 19:00:02 GMT -5
"Like cheese?"
"Or tanks. We could make the best tanks in the world if we please Yog-Sothoth!"
(By the way, if you don't read H.P. Lovecraft, yog-sothoth is a god from his stories)
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Post by Just14 on Feb 12, 2016 12:41:39 GMT -5
A message is received from the Phlerbs you sent out yesterday. The settler Phlerbs found an oasis that could make a good trading post, providing more resources such as water and food, but the oasis is full of monsters. They'll need someone to clear it out before they can settle. Already there have been some Phlerbs eaten by the wild beasts around the oasis. You also have received a message from the spies in the large town. They are ready and in position when you need them for something. They are working undercover as a Phlerb Shop.
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