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Post by pielover19 on Feb 17, 2016 20:00:52 GMT -5
Do a full airlift off all of my army. Attack the sharks and sand worms from the air. A spare transport will try to pick up the Phlerbs in boats.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 18, 2016 9:16:45 GMT -5
"Bubbles!" Bloodmancer began swinging his axe randomly, popping dozens of the bubbles.
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Post by Just14 on Feb 21, 2016 11:07:11 GMT -5
The Phlerbs all evacuate into the air with most of the boats in the water being rescued. Bloodmancer runs toward the bubbles to play in them when suddenly the water blasts upward and a huge wave knocks him backward! That hurt too. How rude. A giant woman is floating over the oasis. "I am the Goddess of the Oasis. I will not allow your people to use my waters by polluting and hurting it." The Phlerbs are sent into an outrage, seeing this goddess lady as a magic user trying to stand in their way.
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Post by pielover19 on Feb 21, 2016 16:22:53 GMT -5
Hitler is shown on a television screen. The Phlerbs push the screen towards the goddess.
" How can you say that once you have blood on your hands? Your subjects murdered a party of scouting Phlerbs! Also, you thinking that we would pollute our water is something that would offend even the least environmentally conscious Phlerb! Water is a resource as useful as Uranium, and nobody would try to destroy uranium! Also, the international community has rated the Phlerb Empire as the most green nation on this Earth, even though we are the most industrial! However, I will forgive your ignorance by offering you to join our empire. You would benefit us with hydro power, and we would benefit you by providing better defenses and new technology that would make this area of the world prosperous."
Another Phlerb approaches the woman and hands her a copy of Mein Kamph.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Feb 21, 2016 18:50:15 GMT -5
Bloodmancer begins poking the woman, somehow floating as well. "Take this, you big bully!"
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Post by Just14 on Mar 2, 2016 9:46:24 GMT -5
"Your accusations are false. I have done nothing but protected this land within which my children reside."
Bloodmancer begins to poke the goddess with his weapon.
"You would dare to ask for peace and then attempt to attack me? I have no need for such monsters in my oasis. Leave now and your lives will be spared."
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 2, 2016 20:20:35 GMT -5
" Bloodmancer, please stop poking her. I'm sorry, he's like an autistic child. How are my accusations false?"
Get some Un-Holy Water, Bloodmancer. We might need it.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 3, 2016 23:24:33 GMT -5
The overseer say, "Pssst, snail guy, if you really want him to go insane, get him to drink some blood." Before he is dragged along with bloodmancer.
Bloodmancer falls on his face before spasming about randomly and making a noise that might be a bird call.
After a few seconds, he stops and a spout of filthy brackish water comes out of the ground.
"Unholy water, straight from hell!"
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 4, 2016 7:32:03 GMT -5
" I'm sorry, Ms. Goddess, but this is a defensive measure."
Have all of the Phlerbs reload, cock, and point the weapons at the goddess. If she does anything violent, start shooting and throw the Un-Holy Water on her.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 10, 2016 17:27:00 GMT -5
Everyone can be
seen hanging from trees, all of them impaled by spoons.
"Spoons!" Bloodmancer yells at the phlerbs, who began chanting the word again and again as they worship him as the mighty master of spoons.
Then bloodmancer walked through a portal and was gone.
My RIP Vitquest post.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 10, 2016 19:45:47 GMT -5
Oh, the games fine and will be updated eventually. I'm just too busy/lazy to update right now.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 17, 2016 18:05:38 GMT -5
"Your weapons are aimed at me to fire, are they? I cannot allow you to stay here any longer. Your kind will be purged of this sacred spring." The Lake Goddess starts to move and the Phlerbs all start to fire on her. The bullets are deflected off of the goddess and as Bloodmancer tosses the unholy water at her, she ignores it. With a motion of her arm, a powerful wave washes over the Phlerbs and knocks them backward. "Only those with the mark of heroes may do battle with me. All else shall not harm me in the slightest." Great, now you need some kinda mark to kill this lady?
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 17, 2016 18:53:06 GMT -5
" Ah, you must mean the Swastika. Here."
A Phlerb gives the goddes a swastika armband.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 18, 2016 8:13:37 GMT -5
"You are incorrect. Leave this place." Another wave washes over your Phlerbs, sending most of your army pretty far back. At least, the land units are.
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 18, 2016 18:14:30 GMT -5
Hitler commands the army to leave. They grumble away.
" We will not forget the Phlerbs you have killed."
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