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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 19, 2016 20:10:58 GMT -5
"I challenge you to a challenge... of DoooooOooooOooOOOM!!!!!"
Bloodmancer yells. "whoever finds the golden mashed potatoes wins!"
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Post by Just14 on Mar 20, 2016 17:37:18 GMT -5
Actually, it seems the goddess didn't really kill any Phlerbs. Just the monsters. Anyways, you all pack up and head back to Phlerbville. That oasis would have made a great settling point. If only you could kill that goddess thing...something about being a hero. Maybe you need to trick heroes into killing her? Well, that aside, you have a few things reported to you when you return. The Phlerbs have really rallied behind the anti magic thing and have gathered up those that tried practicing it. Mages, diviners, and even magicians. Magic tricks are unacceptable to the Phlerbs. They are asking to hold public executions. This could be good for morale and more anti magic propaganda type stuff. You're also told by some Phlerb scouts that the continent has expanded. New land masses have formed on it. That includes a kingdom to the north. It looks like a large castle town. The forest has also expanded. You're also informed that the Phlerb spies in the trading town are still in place. Apparently the town is neutral in any wars or anything as to stay popular with trade. Perhaps you could attempt to speak with their leader to connect a trade route or even ask them to aid you in war?
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 20, 2016 18:33:08 GMT -5
Hitler gives a speech to the nation.
" I know you people hate what magic has done to us, but do not steep to their level of inhumanity! We shall not kill any magic Phlerbs, but we shall use them to our advantage. From them, we shall learn how to exploit magic. God bless Phlerbville."
The spies will approach the leader of the city and offer them protection in return for an alliance.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 20, 2016 21:18:14 GMT -5
Bloodmancer hosts a "No magic parade".
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Post by Just14 on Mar 21, 2016 8:45:34 GMT -5
The Phlerbs are slightly disappointed, but turn the magic users over to the police to be held in jail until they can figure out how to abuse their magic abilities. Meanwhile, spirits are lifted a little with the No Magic Parade.
You get a message back from the trade town stating that they do not wish to get involved in any wars and have managed to stay neutral from any fighting so far. They would, however, gratefully sign a treaty stating they will not go to war with you for protection. They just don't want to participate in the war. They also explain that they would love to have the Phlerbs as potential trading partners as they have a few things that are quite rare where the trade town is.
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 21, 2016 17:06:53 GMT -5
Accept both of the deals.
Register about 125 Phlerbs as Peacekeeping forces to protect the town.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 21, 2016 17:13:30 GMT -5
Bloodmancer walks into the fuhers office. "Can I publicly execute prisoners with explosive potatoes, Pleeeeeeaaaaassssee?"
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 21, 2016 17:36:25 GMT -5
" What prisoners? You can bomb those druggies."
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 21, 2016 17:37:57 GMT -5
"I meant the ones with all of the magic. But they'll work too."
Bloodmancer holds a public execution by feeding the druggies explosive potatoes in the town square.
The druggies didn't know the potatoes were explosive.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 21, 2016 17:43:30 GMT -5
You accept the deals, getting your economy to flow better. This has also increased Phlerb interest in other cultures and interest in tourism. Perhaps you should make Phlerbville open to tourists? Anyway, you notice improvements in economy with imports and exports flowing smoothly.
Meanwhile, drug addicts are exploded with potatoes as a sort of no more drugs campaign. It's not sure if the point got across, but the Phlerbs decided they were happy they got some kind of execution.
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Post by pielover19 on Mar 21, 2016 18:49:07 GMT -5
Hitler makes a speech.
" We shall build a railroad from The Trade Town to Phlerbville! This will make our trading go much faster, and we will make a passenger train so people can see that our society is the best you can be."
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Post by Just14 on Mar 21, 2016 18:59:54 GMT -5
The Phlerbs are full of excitement as construction of the railroad is started immediately. It's a good year to live in Phlerbville. In fact, immigration rates are up, leading to a larger army and economy!
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Post by pielover19 on Apr 11, 2016 20:27:18 GMT -5
Hitler is proud.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 11, 2016 22:48:05 GMT -5
Bloodmancer throws wads of money that he got from somewhere random phlerbs.
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