**Oz: Mailbag Revival of Legends!!**

Anna is in the back stage area getting some last minutes work done. A Water Nymph and Boo buddy are applying the last bit of make up to her face. Another water nymph is make last alterations to Anna's dress. Finally, a super monkey knocks on the door before entering.

"It's okay you may enter," Anna tells the person knocking.

A super monkey wearing a head set enters the room and begins to address Anna.

"Okay that's good to hear,". "Good it seems like our guest is finally ready,". "Might have been a bit of a hangup due to her Silver hair but thankfully nothing that me and sisters couldn't handle," Anna tells everyone in the room,".

"Msssss, Anna should I send word to the others to fetch her?" Boocky the lead make up artist asked Anna.

"Hey you is the band here?" Anna asked the super monkey.

The monkey shock his head yes.

"That's good to hear,". "Oh right have the necessary steps and precautions have been taken?". "This band we got is very expensive, I mean very respected,". "I wouldn't want anything to happen to them,". "Plus we would lose our security deposit if anything happens to them,". "I would hate to have to do anything to the crew if that were happen," Anna shot the monkey a look.

The monkey responded by gulping and listing all the precautions taken to ensure the safety of the band.

"Okay good good this is our first mailbag in forever,". "All right guys that should be everything,". "Boocky tell the others to get Lana and to bring her to the stage," Anna instructed Boocky. Boocky flies through one of the walls and towards the direction of Lana.

"Okay places everyone the show is about to begin," Anna turns to everyone as she exits her dressing room.



A bunch of Pichus are standing next to their instruments. A Pichu wearing a suit hops onto the top of the platform and waves and winks towards the crowd. The crowd go crazy and start cheering as loud as they can. The crowd is aware of what's about to happen. It seems like ages since they had one of these.

The lone Pichu standing on top of the of the platform begins to conduct the others Pichu to start performing. Two Boo buddies appear on the stage and grab an end of the curtain. All of a sudden the loud speakers come to life.

"Ladies and gentle welcome to the legends of mailbag of legends the revival,". "Introducing your host,". "The mistress of show time,". "The hostess with the mostest,". "The one and only Annnnnaaaaa," the announcer says.

The Boo Buddies open the curtain and as they part. Anna is standing there with her back towards the crowd. She then turns around and waves towards the crowd.

"Welcome everyone to the Mailbag of Legends the revival,". "It is truly an honor and privilege to have you all gathered here today,". "Now then for our first guest we needed someone special,". "Someone who would allow us to show our fans who much we love them,". "So we brought in someone very special,". "Introducing the baddest b**** in the kingdom of Yuleian,". "The one the only Lanaetta," Anna said as the spotlight shifts towards the right of the stage.

"Psst Anna do I really have to come out like this?" Lana asked off stage.

"Of course you do,". "Besides that outfit isn't as bad as some of the others in the past,". "Come now the audience is waiting," Anna told Lana.

"Okay but umm do they really need to pushed out so much?" Lana asked.

"Oh come now girls bring her to her throne already,".

A couple of water nymphs grab Lanaetta by the arm and lead her towards the throne that Anna has set up.

"Sorry folks we have a couple of things to take care of put we shall be back with our guest ready,". "Also with your questions ready for her," Anna said waving towards the crowd.

The Pichu band begins to play the intro and Anna arrives onto the stage. Anna is now dresses as a military commander and appears to be very regal. Anna also is dragging a giant cage behind her that has a curtain covering it and is on wheels.

"Greetings my noble and loyal audience,". "I your lovely General Anna of the Espheus army has caught one of those lowly and cowardly Yuleian spy,". "Now then she shall be subjugated to questions from you the audience," Anna told the crowd in a loud and booming voice.

The crowd lets loose a loud cheer and begin chanting Anna Anna.

"Is all of this really necessary?" Lana asked Anna.

"Quite you think you could find out the inner workings of the Mailbag,". "You were caught and now must suffer the consequences," Anna told Lana. Anna then smacks the cage a couple of times as a way to assert dominance.

"Besides that outfit shouldn't be as tight as the last out fit," Anna told Lana.

"Umm but at least I felt like I was wearing something,". "Umm this time I just feel exposed,". "Can I at least get something to cover up a bit?" Lana asked Anna.

"Sorry no can do spy,". "We really need the ticket sales and the PPV subscriptions,". "Ehh I guess I can throw you a small bone,". "Since you are the first guest, as long as you don't cover up too much," Anna told Lana.

A Boo Buddy flies into the cage holding what appears to be a cape. Nothing to big or fancy but it's the small miracles right.

Anyways Lana fastens the cape around her enough to cover her back at least.

"Now then folks sorry for the delay let's introduce the prisoner Lana," Anna said pulling off the curtain.

Lana is sitting in the center of the cage, doing her best to smile and wave towards the crowd. Lana is wearing two pieces of cloth. One covering the top of her but still allowing for just enough fan service. The bottom is also covering up everything that's suppose to be covered up. Yet not much else is being covered except her back which has the cape draped across her. Lana's long flowing Silver hair is very messy looking and is going every which direction.

"Now then loyal subject fetch me the first set of questions," Anna commanded a Boo Buddy.

The Boo Buddy arrives with a stack of note cards.

Do you think Glinda needs a fashion change? What do you suggest?

It couldn't hurt. Hmm maybe a little something a little more casual maybe.

What choice of liquor do you prefer?

Nothing like a nice glass of Red Wine to help unwind.

If you could pick one Outlander to hire as your personal servant, who would it be?

Hmm I wouldn't say personal servant but I wouldn't mind it if Morgan was forced to hang around more often. It's nice to see that one of the Outlanders is a sort of normal teenage girl.

What is your preferred/favorite form of sleepwear?

Usually a T shirt and Pajama pants.

Who would in a fight between Cia and Glinda?

Hmm Aunt Cia but it would be close

You get to be Queen for 24 hours. What do you do?

First off find out what to do about the abominations. See if there is a way to deal with them once and for all. It would be a long shot and probably not going to happen. But maybe see if Ephesus can help us and we deal with them as a united front.

Speaking of if there is any chance at peace with our Kingdom. Is there anything within reason we can do to have peace between the two of us. There has to be something we can do. Why must the two kingdoms be at constant war?

If you were in charge of scouting for a boyfriend for Cia, what kinds of qualities would you look for?

That's a very interesting question. I haven't really thought about what Aunt Cia is looking for. Well I would say someone is refined and elegant. Oh and if they are a fan of music then all the better.

You have to fight somebody roughly in your weight class, unarmed. How would you go about doing that?

Well umm I am not really sure. I really don't have all that much strength. Umm flirtation or maybe try to think up a spell I learned really quickly. Or dancing yeah maybe try to distract them with some dance moves Aunt Cia has been teaching me.

Between Glinda and Cia, who needs a vacation the most?

I know it's a cop out answer but both of them need a vacation really bad. Just get away from all of this BS.

How would you feel if your father had taken Cia as a second wife? It would be legal, you know.

Conflicted. I would love the fact that Aunt Cia would now be my Step Mom. But it would probably crush mom and make this whole situation worse.

Rate yourself from 1 to 10 in the following:

Oh these are always fun

Physical Attack: 3
Magical Attack: 7
Physical Defense: 2
Magical Defense: 8
Speed: 5
Sexual Attractiveness: 7

Brief thoughts on the Outlanders?

"Oh okay but um they won't know right?" Lana asked.

"Almost certainly they will not find out. Maybe," Anna responded.

Mario: Hmm seems like just a normal everyday person. Well a bit short and he talks funny. Apparently, he is a famous hero but just have to wait and see.

Catie: She is certainly a very interesting person/ laguz. Hmm, she seems to be really friendly and gets along with everyone. Wonder what she looks like a giant wolf and if it's something anyone can do. Can't wait to learn more about her though.

Morgan: I have to say probably my favorite so far. If it wasn't for her magical key thing I would assume she was a normal teenager. Hmm but why do I get the feeling there is more to her than meets the eye.

Sam: Oh a talking kitty, I hope him and Charlie can get along. He seems to have a connection with Katie. Maybe like a guardian or big brother maybe because Katie can turn into a giant wolf.

Starlow: Well she's umm certainly different from anything I have ever seen. Yet to think there is an Outlander that can actually grant wishes. Maybe Mario or her can enlightened us to what exactly a Star Spirit is when she gets more situated.

An assassination attempt on your mother has been foiled, and for some reason you get to decide his punishment. What do you choose?

Hmm is making them answer questions in a cage while wearing a revealing outfit an option.

"It could be down the road depending on the assassin and if they are going to be voted," Anna replied

Well if that's not an option. I would love to suspend them over a bottomless pit and have their rope holding them up slowly start to break apart.

What is your favorite food?

Oh a nice salad maybe a couple of slices of Chicken mixed in.


How ticklish are you?

That's nobody's business

Do you like green eggs and ham?

What the hell is that stuff even edible.

What do you like and dislike the most about being a princess?

Well I guess I like the fact that I have a position of so much importance sorta. I really dislike that I always have to be stuck inside a castle. That I can't just go for a nice stroll down the plaza. Oh and it's way too many formalities.

What're your opinions regarding necromancers?

Not really sure. I guess if it's a new type of magic then it could be interesting to learn. Plus being able to raise the dead sounds interesting to say the least.

Finally some questions from a very special guest. Bunny wearing a hat hopes onto stage and drops some note cards into Anna's lap. The bunny then hops away.

What's the best food you've ever eaten?

Ice Cream with little bit of cookies mixed in and chocolate and whip cream.

Which is cuter, Yoshi or Eevee?

Eevee those things look way to cuddable

About how many hours of sleep do you get each night?

Try to get a healthy 8 hours of sleep

If you could have access to any magic, what would you choose?

Oh I read about this old spell from long ago. It's really strong but also very dangerous. It was so strong the tome containing it has been locked away and placed under multiple strong barriers. The spell can wipe out entire cities in the blink of an eye and just about anyone who uses can create catastrophic damage.

The name of the spell has also become forbidden to ever say out loud. The name of the spell is Ultima. With that spell I could finally be of use to mom and Aunt Cia so they don't have so much burden placed on them.

Would you rather fight twenty duck-sized elephants or one elephant-sized duck?

One elephant sized Duck would be adorable.

Do you prefer your male models dipped in chocolate or honey?

Umm chocolate I guess

If you could give advice to yourself 10 years ago what would you say?

Don't be afraid to take chances. You never know what may happen if you do.

If you were queen what would be the first item of your political platform?

To solve the Abomination problem

How did you lose your first baby tooth?

I was running around the castle as a kid and I wasn't paying attention. I tripped over a bump in the carpet and fell face first. I was in a lot of pain and I lost my first tooth that way.

Mom was very caring but also warned me about paying attention.

Oh the carpet that tripped me has been rotting in a dungeon ever since. Weird since its a rug.

Is that your real eye color and does they show up in a mirror?

Yes I love my eye color and they do show up in the mirror.

"With that folks our inaugural mailbag has come to a close,". "Thank you Princess Lana for your time,". "Oh and don't worry this will all seem like a dream when you wake up," Anna told Lana

"Oh okay have to say it was kind of fun,". "Also well despite some of the outfit choices it was fun,". "So how will you get me home?" Lana asked.

"Oh don't worry about that," Anna replied with a mischievous grin. Anna motions off stage for something.

A giant Pink and White Bear like creature walks out. It is standing on his hind legs and it seems to be looking at Lana. It then is in front of Lana in the blink of an eye. It tears apart the cage like it was made of cardboard and grabs a hold of Lana.

"What even is this feeling?," Lana scream as the pink bear takes off towards the heavens.

"Well folks that's all for now till next time Ciao," Anna says.

The curtains close and the Pichu band plays the Outro to the Mailbag.

1. June
2. Bowser
3. Morgan

Galahad
Rosalina
Sterling

Questions have been received and I've started working on it. It'll take until Saturday, at least. You can still send in more I guess, but no guarantees they'll be answered.

June staggers out onto the stage, having some trouble walking in a pair of tall brown boots with spurs. A brown vest partially covers a red, midriff-baring band that could generously called a top wrapped around her chest. A dark green scarf is wrapped around her neck, and she's struggling to balance a large, white, wide-brimmed hat. A checkered skirt rounds out the look, complete with a lasso attached to her hip.

"This is really how ranchers dress in other worlds?" she asks.

"Some of them," Anna says.

"I don't... hate it," June admits. "Especially the hat. I just wish it didn't show... so much."

"If you want, we can let you keep the hat... for a price," Anna says. "Shall we begin?"

"Yes, yes. Let's get this over with."

First off Why Male Boos?

"Are they... male? I can't really tell."

Since this is suppose to be a new June. Anna will give June a rundown of the previous assistants. What do you prefer Boos, Water Nymphs, or Super Flying Monkies?

"I don't much care for any of them, to be honest."

Anna shows June a picture of all the starting Pokemon (including Eevee, Pikachu, and the Gen 8 starters) and gives a brief explanation. Which one would you chose and why? Which one is your least favorite and why?

"I like this one. Chi... Chikor... Chikorita? It kinda looks like a grass... horse... thing. And, uh, I don't really like the looks of that one with the fire... Any of them, really, but that one in particular. Chamch... Chimchar?"

What are your first impressions of the Yuleians and their royal family?

"I don't think the queen was lying about all of everything, but obviously I'm still pretty upset by all o' this. Especially happening when it did. The Yuleians overall... seem nice enough, maybe a bit more businesslike than I'm used to."

What would need to happen for you to consider staying in Oz, once the conflict has ended?

"I'd need my fiance here, for one. And a way to visit home."

Would you object to your husband taking other women as concubines? Would you take other men or women as concubines?

"His father was notorious for doing that, so of course I have... worried about it. It's come up once or twice, but he says he's not interested in such a thing and I believe him. And that's that. Oh, and as the law goes I... Actually, I'm suddenly not entirely sure whether or not I could. I don't particularly want to."

A certain merchant decides to make Outlander merchandise in order to increase public relations/perception. Besides contractually obligated body pillow, what June or Marth themed merchandise would you approve of?

"What is a... body pillow?"

"It's a thing certain people use to feel less lonely."

"Oh, that's... interesting. Um... other stuff. Maybe some practical stuff like axes or saddles?"

"How about figurines? Little plastic dolls?"

"Oh, that's... embarrassing. Why would anyone want a doll of me?"

"You're a queen-to-be and a hero besides. Is that a no?"

"I... guess it would be OK."

How would you pose for your body pillow appearance?

"Um... Something like... this, I guess?" June holds her arms out like she's waiting for a hug. Anna sees her opportunity and takes it, sliding in for a quick embrace. June looks surprised, but waits uncomfortably until she disengages herself.

Anna gives June a brief run down of the Dating Sim and brief bio on all of the people. Which one would you want to Date? Who would you avoid like the plague?

"That's a good question. I guess I'd be drawn to some like Grant, Katie, or Laura. As for the ones to avoid... Karl and Mattea both seem to be dangerous."

Which one of the Dating Sim guardians is her favorite? Which one is her least favorite?

"That Dragon creature was horrible, but I can't say I much care for this 'Mercia' either. Most of them seem OK, but I'd pick that, what'd you call it? Plant Guardian?"

If you could be a laguz for a day which one would you be?

"Some type of bird, though I'd have to toss a coin."

A great knight has you cornered and your back is against the wall. He will grant you a little bit of mercy and allow you to Pick a God and Pray. The deity you chose could either help or really screw you over. Who is the God your picking and how screwed or saved are you?

"Naga, of course. I'd like to think she'd help me... After everything I survived, the goddess must be looking out for me, right?"

Anna shows and gives June a list of all the Eevee and all of the evolutions. Which one will you chose? Which one do you dislike?

"I like this black one. You said it was Umbreon? And I like the little brown one, too. I wouldn't say I really dislike any of them, but if I had to choose one I'd pick that spiky yellow one."

Kill, Marry, Date: Glinda, Sophie, Irwin

"I don't think I could ever kill a kid, so I suppose that has to be the queen... But the other two are far too young for me to be thinking about marrying or dating, either! I think?"

Anna gives June a brief explanation on Zombies. Oh no there is an apocalypse and you are one of a handful of survivors. Now then based of what I just told you which one would you prefer to live through. A zombie, Risen, or evil insane clown became a God apocalypse?

"I've already dealt with a Risen apocalypse. I'd prefer not to do it again, but I suppose the evil you know is better than the one you don't."

"By the way, this next question isn't hypothetical."

You have to answer this next question on the spot within a very short period of time to provide authenticity to your answer, and if you don't, you are forced into a tickling session with a fluffy creature: You have to make up a name for a fake identity. What do you use?

"Wait, what?  What was- You can't just... do something like that!"

"Of course we can. We brought in a special guest and everything."

"Um... Julie?"

"Good answer, way too slow.  But, hm...  I'm in a good mood, so I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.  I'll give you... two minutes to get through the next dozen questions. Answer quick if you don't want to meet our furry little friend! Ready?"

"No, I-"

Favorite Food?

"Anything with potatoes. I guess if I had to pick something, potato soup. Oh, but corn is so good, too... Oh, or a nice pumpkin pie..."

"Wow, I hope you take this long to answer all of the questions," Anna says, grinning at the timer. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're hoping to lose."

"Um, potato soup. Next question."

Favorite normal type bird pokemon?

"I don't know anything about these 'pokemons!' Um, birdermon?"

Least Favorite Food?

"Bear meat. Or goose. Bear meat wrapped in goose."

Biggest Pet Peeve?

"Um... I don't know."

"Not an answer, and we're not moving on until we have one. Please, take as much time as you'd like to think about it," Anna says.

"I think I just realized it's sarcastic teasing like that."

Your biggest guilty pleasure?

"Can I say 'giving red-haired jerks their commupance?' Or maybe 'shoving question cards down people's throats?'"

"Are you sure it's not 'wasting time' or 'being tickled?'" Anna teases. "Because you're doing one and heading towards the other."

"Fine! There's a little bakery on the outskirts of Tartarus. I spend more time eating there than I should."

Something your embarrassed of?

"...My ticklishness."

Paper or Plastic?

"What's platic? Paper, I guess."

Would you like fries with that?

"I'm not sure what that is, so I'm going to say no."

Opinion on dragons?

"I've only ever met one, but I like Drake. Even if it took him a while to open up."

Biggest regret?

"Not... being able to save my father."

One thing you could go back in time and change?

"That."

Greatest influence on your life?

"My father."

"Oh, coming off of that touching note I almost hate to tell you you were five seconds over. You were warned. Really shouldn't have gone on about vegetables for so long."

A female figure comes trotting out. "Oh you remind me of an all friend I use to have named June" She wags a silver-grey tail. "Okay Ms. June-like person, Ms. Anna said I get to have lots of fun with you. I wonder if you're as ticklish like the one I know from before."

She is.

Anna stands off to the side, letting things take their course. "While these two have their fun, my assistants and I are going to go get things set up for our finale. See you soon!"

June reluctantly retakes the stage, still panting from her earlier session.  Her outfit has been changed again, this time to a black outfit.  A narrow, black wrap covers her chest and upper arms, and another around her waist, the two connected with a sheet of translucent black silk.  Four silver bangles adorn her wrists and ankles, and a pair of black sandals made of few thin strings.  A short cape is curled around her neck and drapes down to barely cover her upper back.  She adjusts a silver circlet modeled after a dragon on her head, then joins Anna in the center of the stage.

"Ready for the finale?" Anna asks.

"Do I really have to wear this?"

"Hey, I ask the questions here! Besides, there's a really good reason for it."

June narrows her eyes, but bites her tongue.

Your daughter from the future tells you she has fallen in love with her best friend. The best friend is a female tanguel and she is very excitable. What do you say?

"My... M-my daughter?"

"Yes, your daughter. That outfit you're wearing is modeled after her favorite one, by the way."

"I... My daughter dresses like this? By choice?"

"We may have taken a few liberties, but we kept the core design more or less intact. But, hey, isn't that what a lot of Carcinan mages wear?"

"My daughter can use magic? My daughter?"

"Yes, and she's not half bad at it. Now, I feel like we're getting away from the question."

"Huh? Oh. Right. If it makes my daughter happy, then of course I'd support... her... Oh." June trails off and looks down. "Right, that... might cause some trouble with the whole... royal line thing. It's been brought up that I am... expected to continue it, and she would be... No. If they want to be together, I'm sure we could all find a way to make all the political nonsense work out. It's no less nonsensical than the king marrying some farmgirl from an enemy country, right?"

What kind of person would your daughter's girlfriend have to be for you to veto the relationship?

June thinks. "She'd have to be an exceptionally evil person."

What would you wear for Halloween? Would you dress your daughter up in an adorable cat costume, take her to battle with you, and break Aether Raid's gameplay balance with your combined might?

"I didn't really understand that last bit, but I got the first half. A cat costume? Maybe. I'd need to, well, see her first. But as for myself... I think I've had enough of creepy dead creatures. I'd want to be something bright 'n' fun. Maybe some kind of fairy?"

Oh here is a nice one. A blast from your past. So there was two people that were trying to earn your affection throughout your journey. The Swordsman who was traveling with Lane (forgot his name) and the cute little Pegasus knight (forgot her name want to say Wendy). We have ways of making sure you answer honestly. So with that who were you going to choose? No Paine is not an option its either the lady or the swordsman.

"You mean Haley and Ferris? I can honestly say I don't know who I would have chosen, had things gone differently. But I'm very glad they wound up together. Would you believe they're already married?"

If you were able to die and get resurrected, would you intentionally die in battle in an attempt to find a loophole in Armads' curse?

"That's... No. I don't think I would. Fortunately, I'm not bound to the curse - at least according to Armads' shade - so long as I don't awaken the axe's full power."

You get to have fifteen minutes of teatime with the Ephesian emperor. What sorts of things would you discuss?

"I'd start by asking for his view on the ongoing conflict with Yuelia, then discussing how we could move towards uniting against these 'abominations' instead of wasting resources fighting each other."

Black Eagles, Blue Lions, or Golden Deer?

"Golden Deer?"

What is your ideal form of swimwear?

June laughs awkwardly. "W-well, I haven't been swimming in some time, but in small villages like back home we don't really wear swimwear down to the river. You just strip down to your smallclothes and jump right in..."

Rate yourself from 1 to 10 in the following:
Physical Attack
Magical Attack
Physical Defense
Magical Defense
Speed
Sexual Attractiveness

"Well... I'd say about a 6 or 7 in all of them except magical attack. That'd be a 1. Or a 0. And to be fair most of that magical defense is coming from this armor. It's got a few wards sewn in among the scales. Without it I'd give that maybe a 3?"

Brief thoughts on the Outlanders?

"I'm trying to reserve judgement until I get to know them better, but Jaspar feels really out of place. And that blue one's odd. And I don't like that blowhard turtle-laguz-lookin' thing. Brower or whatever it is."

Congratulations! Marth has mated, and you get to name one of the children! What name do you choose?

"Oh! That would be wonderful. I have to admit it's crossed my mind before. Probably Hector for a boy, or Lilina for a girl."

How willing are you to play matchmaker between the Outlanders?

"That's not why I'm here, but I can't say I'm opposed to it, either."

If you could reclass the Outlanders under your command, which unit class would be most dominant?

"From what I've seen of the enemy forces so far... Some pegasi and wyverns would be the most helpful dealing with those monkeys."

That Lana girl is kinda hot, isn't she? Well she also happens to be single! Would you...?

"I'm happily engaged, thank you."

Your older AoD self appears in front of you. What singular thing would you tell one another?

"What is AoD?"

"It's just a way to refer to some events that are going to take place in your world in 20 years or so."

"What? What's going to happen?"

"Oh, just some political turmoil. Don't worry about it too much," Anna says.

"I'm extremely worried about it! I-"

"Hey, let's move on."

Which Outlander would you most like to spar with?

"I'm curious about Irving's weapon and that little blue guy... but I think Jaspar needs it the most. Help him get used to the idea."

You get to invite Glinda to a tea party. What conversations do you start?

"I... am curious about her husband, but maybe that would be a conversation best saved for another time. Her daughter, perhaps? And I'd like to know more about all of this... fancy... stuff Yuelia has. Like these 'toilets' and 'showers.'"

Would you get Perfect Teatime, or would you Nod when you should have Blushed?

"I like to think I'm pretty good at reading people, so I'm confident it would go well."

"And we're done!" Anna announces.

"Oh, thank the gods..." June mutters quietly.

"Ready to go home, or do you want another session with your new friend before you leave?" Anna asks.

"Send me back.  Send me back immediately," June demands.

"You heard her, folks! Sorry, no more for this round. But, hey, now you get to decide who's up next!"