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Post by empireoffire on Oct 29, 2019 10:52:39 GMT -5
1. Bowser
2. Morgan
3. Charlie
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Post by Vitsheep on Oct 29, 2019 11:04:47 GMT -5
Galahad
Rosalina
Sterling
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 11:36:58 GMT -5
Glinda
Cia
Mercia
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 31, 2019 15:23:22 GMT -5
I'll go into detail later, but as a head's up, you can vote for your own characters during a tie-breaker. Otherwise, literally nothing can change. Midnight EST will be the deadline for last-minute votes and vote edits.
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 31, 2019 23:00:05 GMT -5
Anna's image flashes onscreen.
"Oooooooooh baybee~! I was wondering when this would happen! There's no time quite like the
OVERTIME PERIOD!!
Right now, it seems we've got three way tie! Here they are in alphabetical order:
- Bower (Vitfox)
- [The] Galahad (empireoffire)
- Glinda (empireoffire)
For the next 24 hours (i.e. until next midnight), you must give ONE SINGULAR VOTE for one of the above three. Whoever has the most votes, wins the tie (obviously). If yet another tie occurs, then Mommy Anna will get upset and will pick a winner based on alphabetical order. Oh, and this time around, AN AUTHOR IS ABLE TO VOTE FOR ONE OF THEIR OWN CHARACTER. A narcissist's wet dream! Maybe.
See you lovelies tomorrow~! I can't wait to see who's next!"
Anna gives a cheerful wave and a wink. The image flickers and turns off.
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Post by empireoffire on Oct 31, 2019 23:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2019 23:54:59 GMT -5
Glinda
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Post by Vitsheep on Nov 1, 2019 3:08:33 GMT -5
Galahad, The
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 1, 2019 23:27:47 GMT -5
Yuleian Castle -- Glinda's Bedroom
After taking a nice, long, relaxing bath, Glinda's greatest desire was simply to throw herself onto her fluffy bed and go to sleep. Still in her bathrobe, Glinda stretched her neck as she pulled open the wardrobe's doors. She pushed a row of identical violet dresses aside in search for her simple white nightgown, when her eye caught something that shouldn't have been there.
Hmm?
Glinda picked up the hanger to the outfit.
I thought I had this put deep in personal storage. What is it doing here?
Glinda's fingers rubbed the sheer fabric. By now, she should've put it away, way, way out of sight so she or especially anyone else will be unable to stumble upon it again, and yet, seeing it filled her with a sense of nostalgia for it.
...I... Well... I suppose I there is no harm in trying it for memory's sake...
Glinda undid the sash to her bathrobe.
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Please do not have me be called to an emergency while I'm wearing this...
Glinda held her arms behind her back as she observed herself in the mirror. She wore a semi-transparent, dark purple halter bra, tied behind her neck and at her back by thin threads. The two straps of fabric at the front did their job of covering her sizeable breasts from the front, but neglected to provide cover to their sides or especially her cleavage. Around her hips, she wore a loincloth of the same material and color as her top, held up with thin strings of fabric adorned with small small beads. Rectangular panels of fabric hung at her front and back, covering her midsection and partially covering her rear. A final strip of fabric ran between her legs and buttocks as the last piece of modesty she would have in the highly likely event that the panels sway to the side. The only other accessories she wore were silver cuffs around her wrists and ankles to complete the look. She didn't originally plan to put them on, but she couldn't help herself once she had already gotten started wearing the garment.
The queen blushed as she straightened out her loincloth. She remembered when she first wore the ensemble. She couldn't help but feel somewhat impressed by how well it still looked on her. It was certainly her husband's favorite...
But that was in the past now; a look only meant for the eyes of someone that's not here anymore. Glinda realized this after several minutes inspecting herself, and shook her head as if it would snap her out of the sudden pang of nostalgia she had.
What am I doing?! If I am ever seen wearing something like this, my reputation and dignity would never recover! I will change back, and then burn this first thing in the morning.
Just as Glinda reached behind her neck for the knot, a flash of light enveloped her. She blinked, and suddenly, she found herself on some kind of theater. In front of an audience what seemed to consist of hundreds of people, which was hundreds more than Glinda would have liked. Especially since that didn't even account for the video cameras currently centered on her and her... physical attributes. Especially when a somewhat familiar voice boomed out of the speakers.
"Put your hands together for Her Majesty: The lovely Mrs. Glinda Vecna Garland of Yuleia!! Kind of a mouthful."
More cheering from the audience. Glinda tried not to show her flustered emotions as she defensively put her arms over her chest and glared at the redhead holding the microphone. Her tomato-red face ensured that she didn't do a good job of looking dignified.
"Anna! E-Explain yourself! What is the meaning of this?!"
"Simmer down, your majesty!" Anna assured her. "We're all friends in a casual setting here, so there's no harm letting your hair down, so to speak!"
Before Glinda could retort, Anna pointed her finger at the one camera not focused on their guest. "Viewers! You know what do to! The deadline is Friday, November 8th! Send in those questions while I prepare our pris-- I mean, guest~!"
The transmission cut to the show's sponsors.
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 8, 2019 22:57:20 GMT -5
Glinda shivered and rubbed her bare arms as she sat on the bed in her dressing room. After Anna had explained to her about the show, what's expected from her (at least, regarding the questionnaire. The "fanservice" part was left vague; almost certainly a deliberate decision on her part), and took her measurements with a roll of measuring tape (Glinda was none-too-pleased with how tightly it was wrapped around her), Glinda was escorted to the room, told to "sit tight", and was locked in, with nothing for Glinda to do except wait, pace uncomfortably, and constantly readjust her outfit. In terms of cells to be held in, it was a comfortable one, but she wished it came with an accessible thermostat. Or at least some blankets.
An indefinite amount of time passed (the room lacked any method of telling time), Glinda heard a knock on the door. Glinda stood up, straightening her loincloth. She was expecting Anna or a Flying Monkey assistant to escort her to the stage. She was not expecting Anna to come in with a bag holding what appeared to be wine, some cups, and some books, and another monkey assistant dragging a folding table behind her. Glinda instinctively walked back to give the Flying Monkey assistant a wide berth. She has not yet grown accustomed to seeing their kind doing anything short of attempting to kill her or her citizens.
"Is... is it time?" Glinda inquired.
"Not quite yet," Anna said. "Unfortunately..." Anna dragged one of the stools in the room over to the table, setting her supplies on it. "We got a lot of questions that require forcing dear little old me to explain a colorful assortment of subjects to you."
"S-Subjects?" Glinda echoed. "Such as?"
"Weeeeell, that includes, but is not limited to: all the Pokemon starters, the Eeveelutions, all the normal bird type Pokemon, all the Pokemon professors, all the Pokemon types, how to play Yu-gi-oh and it's archetypes, Persona 5 palaces, all the playable characters of Smash Ultimate, the Three Houses, who Edelgard is, and what fantasy football is..."
Anna reached into the bag to pull out the wine and set the two wine glasses on the table. "So... Get comfortable." She poured herself a glass. "Want some?"
Glinda pursed her lips. "Hm. I am not sure...Oh, why not? I accept."
Anna poured her a glass. As Glinda took her first sip, Anna slipped her a copy of Yu-gi-oh Trading Card Game: The Official Rulebook: Master Rule 4 Edition. "Now, lets begin with a children's card game..."
(FINAL HOURS FOR QUESTIONS. EPISODE BEGINS TOMORROW)
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 17, 2019 17:00:45 GMT -5
"...Which is why Edelgard fans are nazi sympathizers, Claude fans are the real villains of the story, and Dimitri is the bestest boy evarrr!!" Anna concluded, her speech slurring a bit by the end.
Glinda glanced at the wine bottle on the table, taking note of how much remained in it, counting how many drinks she's had herself, and estimating whether Anna has had too much. "...I am sorry, but you lost me... way back."
A knock on the door interrupted them. Anna glanced at her watch. "Oh dear! It's almost time to begin!" she said, standing back up straight. "C'mon, quickly now! Stand up so I can make sure you're prepared!"
Glinda took a deep sigh, then stood up. Anna held her hands up to frame the queen. Face? Check. Chest? Check. Hips? Check. Midsection? Anna pulled the flap upward, ignoring the displeased glare that earned her. Check. She was almost ready, but there was just something missing... Then, it hit Anna.
"Ah! I knew I forgot something!" Anna dug back into the plastic bag filled with manuals, trading cards, and notes, pulling out a medium-sized metal ring. "The finishing touch!"
Glinda frowned.
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The curtain parted and Anna strutted onstage wearing an outfit loosely inspired by an Ephesian officer's uniform. "Loosely" meaning that the actual uniform probably didn't include a low-cut V-neck to demonstrate cleavage or a midriff-baring cut, with no armor or practice protection to go with it.
"Welcome back to the Mailbag of Legends! Our trusted soldiers have truly outdone themselves, and we've managed to bag a real beaut of a prisoner today! Let's bring her in!"
As the audience cheers, Anna slips offstage before returning back onstage with a thin chain leash on her hand that lead to a metal collar affixed around the queen's neck, who walked in rather briskly onstage until they reached the general area of center stage, where Anna relaxed her pace. Glinda rubbed her neck uncomfortably and reached a hand out to keep her loincloth's front panel straight as she glared at Anna. "I am sure this is just one big gag for you," she said with barely-restrained anger, "but as far as I am concerned, you are making light of a legitimate fea--"
"And this prisoner happens to have some critical information with her!" Anna replied, ignoring her. "So without further ado..." She then led the queen to a circular cage that had been pushed onstage. Glinda sighed and walked in, Anna letting go of the leash and closing the door behind her. "Let's begin the interrogation!"
Glinda tried to best to stay composed. The faster this is done, the faster she's returned home, and the less time she has to play into this farce. Bracing herself for the questions, she didn't pay any mind to how her leash had fallen into her cleavage.
You are trapped in a maze and come upon two doors. One leads to the exit, the other to certain death. There are two guards. One speaks only truth, the other only lies. How do you beat the correct answer out of them?
Glinda: "I would ask the two of them about an obvious and mundane fact, such as the color of my hair. I would deduce one from the other depending on their answer."
Congratulations you won a vacation to a luxury hotel. The only catch is you don't remember entering any contests. Do you go on your trip or do you toss the invintation? If you go on the vacation who do you bring? If you don't go who do you give the tickets to instead?
Glinda: "I am afraid I do not have time for vacations. I would probably give the invitation to Lana to do as she pleases with, instead."
Forward or back? But in a 'look to the future or the past' sense.
Glinda: "Ideally, one must look to the future. However, I am fully aware that the past... haunts me."
Show a picture of Poulterpup. Is he a good boi? Would you want a ghost pup of your own?
Glinda: "I am... sure he is. I do not normally have the time to raise a pet, unfortunately. It is... lamentable."
Anna: "Hmm... It seems our prisoner is responding well to our interrogations! Let's see if she can handle... oh... these ones."
Anna showed more disdain than her so-called "prisoner" did.
Anna gives a brief description of all the pokemon starters (including Eevee, Pikachu, and Gen 8 starters). Who do you chose and why? Who do you avoid like the plague and why?
Glinda: "Err... The frog seems like it can grow into a formidable bodyguard? But... erm... I would not have much use of a wrestler feline?"
Anna also shows Glinda pictures and brief descriptions of all the normal bird type Pokemon. Which one is your favorite and why? Least favorite and why.
Glinda: "Forgive me, but... I simply do not have any strong feelings about any of them."
Anna: "Out of character: I had to just blaze through explanations for these."
Glinda: "While we're out of character, would you be so kind as to lend me a pair of footwear?"
Anna: "Quiet, prisoner! Keep sassing like that, and I'll have to come up with some form of punishment!"
Glinda: "......"
Same question but Eevee and all of Eevee evolution explains all of the different Pokemon types. If you had to chose just one single type which one would you be?
Glinda: "I think the pink one looks simply adorable, if I may be honest."
Do you regret following your heart and going with Garland to Yuliean?
Glinda: "...There were good people among our tribe. My only regret is leaving them to face my father on their own. Otherwise... I have never looked back."
So you kinda of succeeded in summoning some Outlanders. Was the summoning ritual worth it?
Glinda sighed. She didn't notice the camera zooming in on the rise and fall of her buxom as she did so.
Glinda: "I will reserve judgement until I see the results of the Outlander's assistance... and whether Cia ultimately recovers."
Would you prefer it if you were in a magical coma instead of Cia?
Glinda: "I may feel guilty about what became of Cia, but I am not so foolish as to leave my country without a leader."
Ephesus offers a declaration of peace, but only if you married one of Ephesus's generals. Would you go through with it, and who would you choose as a husband?
Glinda: "I would have no reason to trust in the emperor's word if that were to pass, but if I somehow had confirmation that they are sincere, I suppose I can begrudgingly accept a political marriage. If they expect me to be a loving and affectionate wife, however, they will face disappointment."
Anna: "And which of the lucky generals would receive your hand in marriage?"
Glinda: "From what I recall from our reports, I suppose Galahad has killed the least of my soldiers."
What's it like being Yuelia's most eligible bachelorette? Are you seeing anyone?
Glinda: "I have no intention of finding another. Vance was my one and only..."
Anna: "He had to be, if you're willing to dress up like that for him!"
Glinda blushed in silent anger.
What would your life be like if you never meant Garland? Besides the obvious of not having Lana and meeting Cia.
Glinda: "I would likely still be in the tribe, silently suffering from my father's abuse with no other person to turn to."
Given everything you been through because of being a necromancer. Also the stigma against necromancers. Do you regret being born one? If you could be anything else what would you be?
Glinda: "I suppose my life would be far easier if I were not a necromancer. Yet, it is also the reason why I was able to meet my husband and give birth to a wonderful daughter. I... would not change anything, if I were able to."
What would scare you more Lana discovers your necromancy background or Lana developing necromancy powers of her own?
Glinda: "Lana's not a fool; she would understand her background if she suddenly developed necromancy powers. Though I suppose the latter scenario would suggest that she may develop it in an environment with potential witnesses."
Anna: "Here's a fan-favorite(?) segment: the rapid-fire segment!"
Favorite Color?
Glinda almost asked the audience to draw their own conclusion from the color of the dresses she normally wears, but then reconsidered upon realizing that she would just draw even more attention to her lewd lingerie. "Violet.
Favorite food?
Glinda: "Azuberry bread."
Favorite pet?
Glinda: "Charlie is a sweetheart."
Least favorite food?
Glinda: "Spicy foods. If one were to serve me such a dish, I would not know what to do with it."
Biggest Fear?
Glinda: "My lineage being discovered."
Biggest guilty pleasure?
Glinda: "The fluffiest of pillows, I suppose."
Biggest Pet Peeve?
Glinda: "Others insisting that I should get romantically involved with another."
Most unforgivable act someone can do?
Glinda: "Abuse their family."
Favorite bird?
Glinda: "I've always been partial to ravens."
Person you hate the most? (No Anna doesn't count)
Glinda: "Ruggedo."
Person you couldn't live without?
Glinda: "Lana."
Best dog breed?
Glinda: "Er... Charlie."
Dogs or Cats?
Glinda: "Cats... do not tell Charlie I said that."
Favorite Soup?
Glinda: "Mushroom."
Favorite Bowsers minion?
Glinda: "Koopa? Did I say that correctly?"
Favorite Koopaling or Bowser Jr.?
Glinda: "I have no opinion."
Anna: "And we're done with that..."
What is your preferred choice of liquor?
Glinda: "Wine."
Are you a lightweight? A mean drunk?
Glinda: "I can handle my liquor. Once, before I was queen, I even out-drank Leonard once. It would be improper for me to partake in such a competition now, however."
Anna: "Speaking of which, all this talk about drinks is making me thirsty. We'll be right back! Sit tight, prisoner, I'm not done with you, yet!"
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 17, 2019 18:01:31 GMT -5
The curtains parted yet again. This time, the cage was replaced with a luxurious bed upon which Glinda laid on her side, one hand holding her head up, the other seductively stroking her hip. She retained the same outfit as before, her bottoms adhering to gravity and failing in their job at hiding her underwear.
"We're back!" Anna declared, popping up from behind the bed. "You see," she glanced at the teleprompter out of the corner of her eye. "I took a liking to the prisoner, so I decided to keep her her to myself and take her to my bedchambers!"
Glinda could faintly hear Anna muttering something akin to 'who wrote this garbage?' while the audience applauded on cue.
"Anyway, moving on!"
Glinda lifted her head back up, shifting her weight to get comfortable.
What's was your favorite bedtime story as a little Glinda?
Glinda: "It was a tale about a young slave boy that had recently escaped life as a gladiator, and a mystical girl of a special tribe on a sacred pilgrimage, who traveled together and eventually brought new life to a dying world tree..."
Do you worry that Lana's into any unhealthy habits like drugs or rock 'n' roll?
Glinda: "I have been given no cause for concern. I also do not have quarrel with that genre of music, although I personally do not have an ear for it."
Do you have any advice for a young woman about to marry into royalty, other than to try really hard to not let her husband die? Asking for a friend.
Glinda: "Never forget your roots. Always lend an ear to the common people. Above all, keep studying and learning.
And be prepared to face opposition from those that... er... used to look down on you."
On a scale of 1 to 10, are you ticklish? And how horribly do you intend to punish Anna if she tries to answer that question?
Glinda: "About a three? She can try, but I doubt it would be terribly entertaining."
Anna: "I'm sure our audience would just love to see more intimate touching between us~! But I won't, because we have a lot to go through. Maybe next time you visit."
What was the hardest decision you've had to make as a ruler? No, besides summoning the Outlanders.
Glinda: "To maintain the facade of being as fearfully ignorant of necromancers as the rest of my people."
Anna shows a picture and gives a brief Bio of all the different Pokemon professors. By dating and marrying one of these eligible bachlorers you can fix all of Oz's problems. Who do you chose and why?
Glinda stops Anna from pulling out her flashcards. "Don't bother. I know I would not have attraction to any of them."
Anna: "Methinks that Sycamore is a complete dreamboat, though. Shame he's not getting summoned to Oz anytime soon. Too hard to write for."
Glinda almost pressed that last point, but didn't want to stall her departure anymore. Her finger absentmindedly twirled her leash.
Do you ever wish that you had more then one kid? Or is Lana more then enough?
Glinda: "One child was enough for us."
Rate yourself from 1 to 10 in the following:
Physical Attack
Magical Attack
Physical Defense
Magical Defense
Speed
Sexual Attractiveness
Glinda thought a moment. " 5
7
3
10
10
...7?"
Anna: "10 speed?"
Glinda: "I have a few secrets."
This is all hypothetical of course but just go with the scenario. Lana finds out your secret that you are a necromancer. Yet instead of being shocked or disgusted. Lana is actually very curouis and truly wishes to learn more about necromancy. Lana is even interested in learning a little necromancy for her own. Of course everything is done in secret and Lana promises not to tell another living soul. Do you tell Lana about your past or anything necromancy related? Do you teach Lana any necromancy like even basic stuff?
Glinda: "I would feel obligated to explain my past, yes. But if she wanted to learn how to use it, she better come up with an extremely convincing argument for it."
Do you wish that you had a son instead of a daughter?
Glinda: "No."
Do you have any juicy dirt on your generals?
Glinda: "Yes."
Anna: "...Care to elaborate?"
Glinda turned so that she laid on her back, beckoned Anna to lean in closer, then whispered something in her ear. Anna winced. "Ooooh, yeah, better if we don't."
Glinda smiled knowingly.
What is your biggest Lana related fear? Greatest hope for her?
Glinda: "Outliving her, and growing up to be a brilliant queen to be praised in every history book, respectively."
Oh no your forced to step down as queen of Yuliean for one reason or another (health, everyone finds out your a necromancer, etc.). It's happening very sudden and you have your reserves about Lana taking over right away. She's still young and naive to the way the world works. Lana is told that she is next in line to take over but she is hesitant. Another solution is given to you. Cia can take over until Lana is ready to become queen. Lana has no promblem with Cia taking over while she learns what to do. As your final act of queen who takes over in your absence Lana or Cia?
Glinda: "That sounds like Lana's decision to make."
Lana has come to you and asked you for advice on datings. What qualities do you tell her to look for in her dating partner? Which ones to avoid?
Glinda: "Hmm... Well, I would suggest looking for someone dependable... someone that cares about her more than they do themselves... And to avoid anyone exhibiting signs that they only want her body, or the power that they would receive upon marriage. I admit that last point may be difficult to identify."
Lana tells you she is interested romantically in both males and females. Your reaction?
Glinda: "Nothing. I would continue to support her no matter what. I may have to ask about her plans regarding succession should she marry the same sex, however."
You catach Lana making out with a female Outlander. What type of punishment do you pass on Lana? The Outlander?
Glinda: "I would just warn them not to get caught next time, lest someone with ulterior motives attempt to manufacture a scandal. What kind of mother do you think I am?"
Anna: "Don't look at me, I don't come up with this stuff."
Why did you not gound Lana for all eternity for inviting all of those Outlanders to the safe house?
Glinda: "I did not have the heart to do it, considering I had to deliver the news regarding Cia..."
You do realize amoungst the Outlanders one is notorious for kidnapping princesses. Also Lana is a princess so umm yeah. What are your thoughts and who do you think is the Outlander most likely to try to kidnap Lana?
Glinda: "I am willing to chop off a few limbs, if need be. I will refrain from judging them based on appearances alone, however."
Who's your most trusted lieutenant?
Glinda: "Alvis."
OK who's your most trusted other than Cia?
Glinda: "Cia does not serve under the military. Though if she were to ask, I would gladly assign her a squadron or such."
What do you think of the Glincia supporters?
Glinda: "I suggest they spend their mental energy out of my private life."
At a cursory glance, which Outlander would you most like to set on fire? If there's none you want to, then pretend you have to.
Glinda: "Erm... From a cursory glance, I suppose that Bowser fellow would be most likely to survive?"
A certain merchant decides to make merchandise out of the Yuleians in order to increase public relations/perception. Besides contractually obligated body pillow, what Glinda themed merchandise would you approve of?
Anna: "Hypothetically speaking, of course! We don't really need consent to sell."
Glinda: "...Jewelry?"
Anna: "Oooooh, good choice! Good thing Amethyst isn't particularly rare."
How would you pose for your body pillow appearance?
Anna stepped off the bed. "Forward and backward! Don't be shy! The sexier, the easier our trade negotiations with your country back in Oz! Pinky swear!"
Self-conscious about the cameras pointed at her, Glinda swallowed her pride. Setting her leash aside, Glinda bit her lip and put on her best pair of bedroom eyes as she placed her open hands over her midsection while maintaining her arms at the sides of her breasts, pushing them together as she kept her legs bent.
Anna: "Ooooh, nice! Now, back cover!"
Glinda rolled face down. With one hand clutching the sheets by her side, she ran her other hand down to reach for the back panel covering her rear, pulling it slightly aside with two fingers to show off more bare skin. Looking backward, Glinda gave off an uncharacteristically sly smile.
Anna: "Instant best seller! I love it! Run the ad break, I need to run these by marketing ASAP!"
Glinda's smile vanished instantly as she took a kneeling position on the bed, sighing as the curtains closed.
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 17, 2019 19:57:09 GMT -5
"Anna here!" said the announcer girl from behind the curtain. "Ready to introduce you all to my adorable new pet!"
The curtains opened up, showing Anna in a fancy red dress. Standing on all fours by her feet was Glinda in a new costume: a strapless white bra with fur trimming, white panties with a novelty tail hanging limply in the back, white fur cuffs around her wrists and ankles, oversized cat mittens over her hands, and a hairband with two kitty ears perched on her head. Her metal collar from before was replaced with a leather one with a bell hanging in front, with the leash connected to the back instead of the front. Glinda knelt up, held her paws by the sides of her head, and gave a strained smile.
"Meeew~!"
The audience awww'd.
"Let's keep asking this little kitty some questions while I walk her around! Do cats get walked like dogs? Not really, but I'll do it anyway!"
Anna slowly began walking forward. Gulping, Glinda leaned forward and began walking along with her "owner". Her hips swayed while she walked, and she had to ignore how everyone could see down her hanging breasts.
Anna gives description of Yu Gi oh and different deck types. What type of deck do you use?
Glinda: "Kozmo, according to Anna."
Anna: "She didn't like the zombie decks."
Anna also describes the different summoning methods throughout the year (except Link Summoning no one likes Link Summoning). Which one is your favorite form? Least favorite form?
Glinda: "I would have to play the game to find out, wouldn't I?"
Glinda chuckled nervously until she noticed Anna turn around and start walking the other way. Glinda adjusted herself to follow, now with the sway of her butt being the audience's focus. If she could slap the one person in the back of the stands that cheered, she would.
Truthfully was their someone else you had a crush on before meeting the King. Was their fellow necromancer that you had a crush on before meeting the King?
Glinda: "No."
Do you think Cia secretly holds a little resentment in her heart considering she was suppose to be the bride of Garland (sorry can't remember 1st name)?
Glinda: "I trust Cia enough to know that is not the case. Of course, the idea what she was the intended bride for Vance by his father and her family is an unverified rumor to begin with."
Was your dad alaways such an a******? Was their ever a time he wasn't such a dick?
Glinda: "He was less unpleasant before mother died, but he was no saint by any definition."
They turned around again.
Does the name Lana have any significance like is she named after someone special? Or is just the first name to pop into your head?
Glinda: "I admit that the reason behind it was not special. It just felt... right, somehow."
Hypothetically speaking, how many of your generals do you think you can defeat in a fight?
Glinda: "Alvis might invoke some difficulty."
What is the best way to deal with Espheus? Is through peaceful negotiations, wiping them out completely, or something in between? Would you send an outlander to try and assassinate him?
Glinda: "Ideally, we force the emperor to surrender. However, with how zealous they are regarding their religion, I fear that we may be forced to resort to far more lethal solutions. All this without knowing how the Ephesian citizenry would react. I truly do not know."
Congratulations you discovered how to travel through time. Your able to go back to any point in your life and change just one event. Yet by changing this event it causes your future and present to change. Since this is all hypothetical and well nothing that happens here is non permant for the most part. You decide to go back into time and change one event. What is the event and what are the consequences of changing it?
Glinda: "Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Yuleia's future would have been left in better hands if I never left with Vance... But I try not to think that way. I suppose I would... say goodbye to my husband properly."
Was being pregnant with Lana tough or was it easy?
Glinda: "As you might expect, a pregnant queen has no shortage of aid available to her, so I can safely say that I had an easier time than most. In the back of my mind, however, I remembered how my dear mother died, and... I got frightened that would be the case again, though obviously it never came to pass. Otherwise... I also had an unusual appetite during that time period."
Anna began walking in a circular motion.
Oh no, the peasants are revolting! How do you quell the rebellion?
Glinda: "Leonard has plans in the event of a rebellion. We would both prefer that we never have to use them."
Actually when Lana showed you the Outlanders while they were sleeping. Why did you just take her word they were good people? Why not summon the royal guard to have them arrested and thrown in jail? Does Lana word have that much sway?
Glinda: "I happen to trust my daughter. More importantly, it was through our actions that they are in their situation to begin with, and I wish to show our good graces to our guests so they may be willing to aid us. What good would treating them as criminals do?"
You join a fantasy football league with you and a group of friends. Congrats for this scenario you won your league and Cia came in last place. Everyone already agreed to the terms ahead of time. The rules were that the champion gets to tell the loser what to do. No matter what the order is and or how humiliating. Cia is at your mercy and she has to do whatever you say. So what does Cia have to do for her champion?
Glinda: "Take a vacation."
Anna: "Awwww, who's a good fwiend? You are! Yes you are!"
Anna bent down to pet the kitty on the head. It... wasn't entirely unpleasant.
Have you ever seen Cia singing to herself?
Glinda: "Heehee... Yes. She gets really flustered about it, too."
What is your ideal form of swimwear?
Glinda: "A nice sundress is satisfactory."
Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Glinda: "I try."
How much care do you put into your appearance?
Glinda: "I always try to look presentable. Pretty, even, if I may be prideful. Of course, the person whose opinion I valued the most isn't here now..."
Would you sacrifice yourself to bring your husband back?
Glinda: "...It would put Yuleia in worthier hands, yes."
You have one more night with your husband because magic or something. What do you do?
Glinda: "Spend the entire night with him and Lana. Talking... Thanking him for everything... Ask for his guidance... Say that I love him one last time..."
Glinda passed to wipe at her eyes. Anna stopped a moment to let her.
Anna explains who Edlegard is and what she did in Fire Emblem 3 houses. Was Edlegaurd right for doing what she did? Was she right that was there no other way?
Glinda: "My only source of information regarding who that is was hardly unbiased."
Anna gives a brief description of all the characters including confirmed DLC characters in Smash Ultimate. Who do you main and why? Who's your secondary?
Glinda: "Zelda?"
Congrats you are now the professor of a high end monestary. You are given one of three houses to be in charge of. Which one of these houses do you chose Blue Lion, Golden Deer, or Black Eagles?
Glinda: "From what Anna has told me, the Black Eagles are more magically inclined, which falls more within my expertise. Funny... Before Vance proposed to me, I had intended to teach magic."
Reaction time here is a list of people that propose to you how would you react:
Alvis?
Glinda: "I... would be more surprised that he's capable of romantic love."
Bowser?
Irving?
Espheus general?
Mario?
Sophie?
June?
Random solider?
Glinda: "I would politely decline."
Charlie who's an uncursed King in human form?
Glinda: "...I would have far too many questions for him."
Cia?
Glinda: "I... I am close enough with her to... at the very least consider it..."
Same question but instead the following people propose to Lana:
Alvis?
Cia?
Bowser?
Morgan?
Irving?
King of Espheus?
Uncursed King Charlie in human form?
Glinda: "I would ask Lana's opinion on the matter... Except for Cia, with whom I would sever all ties with, were that to happen."
Anna gives a brief description of all the Pokemon types. Which single type are you?
Glinda: "Psychic, I suppose. Ironically, psychic power is the one field of magic that I have little potential in."
What is your biggest secret (besides necromancy)?
Glinda: "W-Well... During our private nights together... Vance spoke particularly highly about my skills with--"
Anna: "Aaaaaaand for the sake of the censors, I'll have to cut you off there. You can tell me in private, though!"
What did you and Vance do for fun?
Glinda: "A lot of people do not know this, but Vance was more into gossip than he appears. We also appreciated theater and board games."
What's the biggest rumor going around the castle lately?
Glinda: "That our head maid is a vampire."
Would you object to your husband taking other women as concubines? Would you take other men or women as concubines?
Glinda: "I certainly had no intention of taking on another lover. Vance did not either, but if he demonstrated interest... it would have to be with somebody we both trust."
What is your policy on any Outlanders that wish to remain in Oz?
Glinda: "I would gladly grant them honorary citizenship, should they express desire to."
What was your reaction when you first heard Charlie speak?
Glinda: "Immense confusion. According to Lana, the expression on my face was particularly comical."
Rule 34 artist your opinion on them?
Glinda: "I... suppose 'a job is a job', as they say."
Have you ever thought about being well we are suppose to keep this PG. Have you ever thought about being intimate with Cia? Like even just the briefest of moments.
Glinda: "No."
Are you jealous of the relationship that Lana and Cia have with Lana considering Cia to be the coll parent?
Glinda: "How can I not be? I deeply wish I possessed more time to spend with my own daughter." She sighed. "At least I take some sort of solace knowing she is in good hands."
Anna explains in detail what a Palace from Persona 5 is. Anna also explains what a person shadow is in great detail Now then with all of that info what is your palace like? What is modeled after? Also what is your shadow like?
Glinda: "I am too afraid to even consider it."
Anna: "Don't be! After all, phantom thieves don't have palaces!"
Glinda: "What do you-- AAH!"
Glinda was caught completely off guard as Anna reached down, flipped Glinda onto her back, and effortlessly picked her up in a bridal carry. Glinda blushed, caught off guard by her apparently strength.
"We'll be right back!"
Before Glinda could say anything, Anna ran off backstage with her before the curtains had time to close.
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 17, 2019 22:56:48 GMT -5
"What do you mean you can't do gymnastics?!" Anna exclaimed.
"I have never claimed to be an acrobatic person," Glinda said plainly, tugging on her rather uncomfortable costume. "Nor flexible, for that matter."
"But then what's even the point of the look?!" Anna said.
"I am not the one who made this choice," Glinda said.
Anna glanced at her watch. Not enough time for an impromptu lesson, either. "Alright, fine. Time to improvise, your majesty! And somebody get these props off the stage!"
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"We have returned!" Anna declared to the audience. "Unfortunately, the script we prepared had to be discarded due to unforeseen circumstances, so pardon the anticlimatic reveal of the latest phantom thief!"
The curtains parted to reveal Glinda. This time, she wore an outfit consisting of a black leotard, a stylish black longcoat, thigh-high black boots,a black choker, and a domino mask, while holding a rapier in her hand. Not recognizing the significance or origin of the outfit, the only thing Glinda could think to do at that moment was wave. The audience loved it anyway. Glinda would like the outfit more if it wasn't slightly too small for her, occasionally riding up in uncomfortable areas.
Anna decided that was good enough. "Err, right, where were we? Ahh yes!"
Anna explains what the Arcanas are and what they mean. So which one of the Arcenas represents you?
Glinda: "...Did we cover this?"
Anna: "Dammit, I knew I forgot something. Guess I have to answer this for you. Hmm..."
Ana raised her hands to frame Glinda for a few moments before deciding.
Anna: "I'll go ahead and say... Death."
Glinda: "......"
Anna shows a picture of Yancy to Glinda and gives her a brief bio on her. So is Yancy really a goddess in human form?
Glinda: "I mean no offense by this, but she seems... largely unremarkable."
If you can learn or invent any kind of magical spell, what would be it's effects?
Glinda: "Mind reading might be a political boon for me."
What types of movies do you like?
Glinda: "I cannot say I have a preferred genre, but I enjoy any movie that provokes some form of thought, long after it ends."
A totally competent replacement falls into your lap and because of legal loopholes you can totally abdicate the throne to them and you back to your old life. What's your favorite animal?
Glinda: "Errmm... I am partial to crows and ravens."
Also would you abdicate the throne in that situation?
Glinda: "...If our goals and philosophies align... Then I suppose."
Glinda tried to subtly adjust the backside of her outfit.
What hobbies do you enjoy in your free time?
Glinda: "Sketching and painting, mostly. You may not find them on exhibit in any museums in the future, however."
Favorite insect? Least favorite insect?
Glinda: "Glowflies are mesmerizing in the right season. Mosquitos, however, I detest just as much as anyone else."
Thing that made you fall in love Garland. Things that he did that drove you crazy.
Glinda: "Where do I start? He was brave, compassionate, handsome... He never hesitated to help out someone in need. He always made sure the people were treated fairly no matter their status. He... He was the first bright light in my life since my mother passed away." She cleared her throat. "B-But, erm, moving on, I suppose I would say that our tastes in food and music were like night and day... though even then, we did love a nice slow dance together."
When you just need to get away from all of this BS? Where would you go?
Glinda: "I have not given it much thought... perhaps somewhere quiet."
You're making dessert (or having it made for you). Do you make something covered in whipped cream, chocolate sauce, or honey?
Glinda: "If it were just for myself, I prefer honey."
Anna: "Alright, now strap in 'cause somebody decided to make a novel out of questions."
You were caught in a terrible storm and ended up falling unconscious. You wash up on an island and are discovered by a local. They nurse back to health and you wake up 3 days later. While wondering around the island an owl tells you that you can't leave the island until you wake up the island's deity. In order to do that 7 special instruments must be found and you must play them in front of a giant egg.
So you grab a couple of these instruments facing tough challenges along the way. But then you learn of a terrible secret. You learn that by waking up the island deity the entire island vanishes. Like everyone you met and everything on the island just disappears from existence. You will still remember everyone but it will feel like a dream.
What do you do live the rest of your life on the island and leave everyone behind? Or continue your quest and basically cause everyone on the island to be erased from Existences?
Glinda: "If I had my country or loved ones awaiting my return home... It would be a difficult choice indeed, but I would choose to continue.
...That did not feel particularly long."
Anna: "BUT WAIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!"
Congrats after much stress and strife you, Lana, and Cia decide to take a much earn vacation. You find this fancy and luxurious retreat and everyone seems friendly at first. Nothing causes you, Lana, or Cia to have any suspicion. So you all go to sleep in your individual rooms. Your woken up in the middle of the night because you hear Lana screaming. You go to investigate and you see the hotel owner and a giant floating ball like ghost at the end of the hallway.
Before you can do anything else the pair notice you. They mention that the King of Espheus has granted them whatever they desire if they can capture you, Cia, and Lana in paintings. Apparently the King was able to convince this Outlander to work for him. King Boo (the giant floating ball ghost like creature) then summons two picture frames and you see a painting of both Lana and Cia. He looks at you and summons another picture frame. He tells you he doesn't really care what the king wants. He and the other ghost lady can be convinced to let Lana and Cia go and you leave. If your really convincing and do a good enough job he migjt be swayed to work for you. Yet you only get one shot if he isn't convinced then in the picture frame you go and you wouldn't be given a chance to escpae.
Oh and one tiny factor your portals and all your powers are disabled. There is a weird purple fog surrounding the area and it seems to be disrupting your magic. Oh and all connection and communication has been cut off from the outside. Everyone thinks you, Lana, and Cia are on a nice relaxing spa. So they were instructed not to bother you. Phew who comes up with these novel people.
Now then keep in mind the following. If you chose to try negotiate then you give up the ability to flee or fight back. Negotiating has one of three outcomes. Either your able to convince King Boo to let you, Cia, and Lana go peacefully. Your very convincing and make such a great impression that him and the female ghost decide to work for you and become allies (oh and of course they release Lana and Cia). Finally you are not convincing at all and he traps you in a picture frame along with the others.
You can chose to flee but then you have to find a way to combat the ghosts inside the spa along with the pair. Keep in mind conventional weapons wouldn't work on ghosts. You may find some friendly faces or not. Oh and you also have to find a way to save Lana and Cia who are most likely being heavily guarded. Also by fleeing you give up any chance of negotiating.
Now then with everything in mind what do you do? Do you try to talk your way out? If you do how confident are you in your ability? Or do you flee and try to find a way to fight back or flee the hotel?
Anna: "Can I get a cup of water, here?"
A friendly monkey ran onstage with a glass.
Glinda: "I would negotiate, of course. Not knowing much about these individuals, I cannot say much about how confident I would be at persuading them, but I would do my best.
...Unfortunately, I do not trust the aid of allies that would change sides for the sake of personal profit. If I had reason to continue to believe they are a dangerous threat even if they ally with us... I may be forced to have them destroyed."
Anna finished her drink.
Rate yourself in the following:
Math
Chemistry
Charisma
Strength
Height
Economics
Necromancy
Parenting
Popularity
Glinda:" 5, 5, 5, 3, 7, 8, 1, 4, 5."
Is it better to be loved or feared?
Glinda: "To be loved. If I were to rule by fear, I would be no better than my father."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Glinda: "I have heard this joke before."
Your invinted to participate in a go karting tournament. It's being hosted by the Outlander Mario. Before you begin they give you a form to fill out. They want to know the following info: Weight Class, Design of Kart, and any special abilities you can unlock during the course of the race.
Glinda: "I... erm... I am uncertain how to respond, but if I were to participate in a race, I would value handling the most?"[/b]
Lana knows that your under a lot of stress. You heard mummers about how she wants to help you. Obviously your her mom and Lana hates seeing you suffer. Lana is very admit about doing what she can to help. What do you tell her? Do you allow you to help?
Glinda: "I would thank her for her concern, but assure her that being in her thoughts is enough for me."
Any contact with anyone from your tribe? Or have you completely cut off that part of your life.
Glinda: "That is none of your concern."
What is your foundest memory of Lana?
Glinda: "That is a difficult question. I have so many options... If I were to choose the first one that came to mind, it would be the day she was born, and I got to hold her within my arms for the very first time."
You have an artifact that contians a powerful and dangerous spirit. Like if this thing ever got free it would find a way to get revenge against you and everyone you love. Would you sell this artifact in a garage sale?
Glinda: "...Of course not."
Is the grass always Greener on the other side?
Glinda: "I usually attempt to consider alternative perspectives.
Anna glanced at her watch. "Good heavens, look at the time! After our final commercial break, we'll get to wrapping things up here!"
Anna ducked behind the closing curtains. She approached Glinda again. "Well, your time as a rebellious thief was rather anti-climatic, but it's time to get back to older positions."
Anna held up a familiar collar. Glinda winced.
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Post by empireoffire on Nov 17, 2019 23:56:58 GMT -5
The curtains raised for the final time this episode. This time, Glinda was right back to the purple outfit she started in. This time, a large throne was erected on the stage during the commercial break. A masculine clay figure sat on the throne; a shirtless figure very loosely based on Vance's appearance. Glinda sat sideways across the sculpture's lap, one arm draped around it's shoulder, while the other caressed it's smooth chest. As the curtains parted, Glinda sat up straight as she snuggled against the sculpture. Her leash was attached to the throne's armrest. She smiled to the audience as scripted, trying her best to ignore the fact that Anna was able to replicate her late husband's figure for the sake of a background prop during a talk show.
"Welcome back to our final hour!" Anna declared. "Here's a glimpse of what the loving couple looked like in their prime! We could've desecrated the dead for a more accurate (and cute!) image, but even we have standards."
The crowd cheered. Glinda could've explained that she wouldn't wear this outfit of her's if there was even the slightest chance of being seen by any other person, but she didn't.
"Anyway, we're about to go over our runtime, so let's just go ahead and wrap things up here!"
How would you criticize Lana and Cia's fashion choices?
Glinda: "I have never really given much thought... Perhaps the slits to Cia's dresses reveal a little too much of her leg?"
How did you decide on your choice of fashion?
Glinda: "I think it looks elegant without being too extravagant."
What was the hardest thing to get accustomed to as a queen?
Glinda: "Everyone feels far too formal, at times. I know that is to be expected, but I do not like to flaunt my authority when I do not need to."
Whats your favorite thing to raise from the dead?
Glinda: "Absolutely nothing."
If Princess Lana is kidnapped by Bong Kowser who would be your champion that would have to travel through 8 dangerous worlds to save her?
Glinda: "Alvis. With express instruction to demonstrate no mercy."
How do you take your eggs?
Glinda: "Boiled."
Would you eat green eggs and ham?
Glinda: "I am not familiar with such a dish. Is it... poisonous?"
Would you sacrifice for Lana? Would you do it knowing she would then immediately have to take over as queen?
Glinda: "Yes. Yes I would."
Do you believe in life after love?
Glinda: "Time moves on regardless of what occurs..."
Favorite holiday?
Glinda: "St. Claus Day."
How old was Lana before you had to kick her out of your bed and she had to sleep by herself?
Glinda: "I... do not quite recall."
How would you feel if it turned out that Cia is Lana's real biological mother?
Glinda: "........I do not believe you know how children are conceived."
Why?
Glinda: "I ask myself that quite often."
Carpets drapes match?
Glinda: "This is my natural hair color, yes."
Top or bottom?
Glinda: "If I have the terminology correct, I was normally a 'bottom'..."
Anna: "Well, I'm not sure what make you believe that question was talking about bed, but I'm not going to judge!"
Glinda's face turned beet red at her mistake. "I-- err-- that is-- I have learned by now to assume ulterior motives in every question! Y-Yes..."
Left or right?
Glinda: "Right."
Anna: "Is that right?"
Glinda: "Correct."
Anna: "Ugh. Would it've killed you to play along a little?"
Favorite childhood memory?
Glinda: "Little things with my mother. Resting my head on her lap while she runs her fingers through my hair... baking Azuberry bread... Showing a bird to me... I confess that it has been so long, and with little recorded memory of her save for a few drawings when I was younger, I cannot fully recall her face. But precious moments like those keep her memory alive to me.
What percentage of your hair is actually white, and what percentage is stress-induced gray hair.
Glinda: "...Confound it. I have never considered the possibility of grays. This is going to bother me immensely."
Anna: "Eh. You'll forget once we're done here."
Why male boos?
Glinda: "To be quite frank, I do not believe I would be able to identify the gender of those beings by merely observing them."
Kill, Marry, Date/(or the R rated term if you want to go there): Alvis, Cia, Irving
Glinda: "If I had to give an answer, marry Cia, date Alvis....Kill Irving. I recognize this as hypothetical, yet I feel terrible just saying it."
If you could ask Anna any one question and have it answered what would it be?
Glinda: "Do you possess any intelligence that would be of use to me? It could be Ephesian, Dalish, or concerning the Outlanders."
Anna: "June is deathly ticklish."
Glinda: "...That is it?"
Anna nods. "Yep! Anyway, that's all the ones we have time for!" Anna faced the audience. "Thank you all so, so much for joining us! Well Mrs. Garland, it has been a pleasure! Any last requests before we ends things off? C'mon! Anything you'd like! My treat!"
Glinda gulped and opened her mouth.
"Unless it's 'don't bring me here again', because you're such a crowd favorite that you're almost guaranteed to show up again!"
Glinda faltered, then finally answered. "Please do not subject my daughter to this program."
Anna fell silent. "Er... Yeah... Uh..."
Anna turned back to the camera. "Anyway, catch you all next time!"
Glinda vanished in a flash of light before she was allowed to press the subject.
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Glinda blinked. Still observing herself in the mirror. She had her fingers holding one of the threads holding her top behind the neck. All of a sudden, looking at herself, she couldn't help by hesitate. The fact that she suddenly felt exhausted did no help either.
...I suppose I can keep it on for one night.
Walking over to turn off the light switch, Glinda climbed onto the bed, rested her head on the fluffy pillow, closed her eyes, and drifted to sleep.
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