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Post by Tight Dan on Apr 30, 2018 23:50:16 GMT -5
Dandy notices the rain as it spatters on the cards "That's that's a bad sign isn't it" He says Hezaki opens his eyes and looks around noticing the thunder clouds he nods and they take off into the forest quitely leaving the Imp with the deck to train
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 0:14:16 GMT -5
Dandy
You head into the forest, spotting that white aura not far away.
You can hear Alice's voice before you can see what's happening. "Now, now. Calm down. I just want to talk, OK? I'm not here to fight."
"Aw, but I wanna fight!" the familiar pixie's voice calls back.
"There's really no need for that!" Alice assures her.
"I'm gonna attack you! Get ready!"
"...Fine! But at least fight me one-on-one, without all your friends!" Alice demands. "Wouldn't a fair fight be way more fun!?"
You break through the trees just in time to find a still-muddy Alice holding a green book and facing down that armored, katana-wielding pixie. The other pixies float near the edges of the battle arena. Two turn to face you when you get close.
"Hey! I remember you!"
"I don't!"
"We played with him earlier!"
"Oh, fun! Did we win!?"
"Nope!"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 1, 2018 0:20:19 GMT -5
"Dammit so much for stealth" Dandy curses under his breath "Hey not here to interrupt unless you try to kill her of course we'll just be here spectating just pretend we aren't here" He says Hezaki silently takes a seat directly across from the group of pixies
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 0:44:55 GMT -5
Dandy
You decide to sit and enjoy the catfight.
The pixie - Aeva, according to your friend from earlier - starts by raising her sword to the sky. A lightning bolt shoots down. Alice takes the blow, twitching as it passes through her. She keeps her feet, throwing a gust of wind back at the pixie. The pixie gets knocked back, struggling to stay airborne. She produces a small, mythril shield from her back. Alice shoots another burst of wind. The pixie raises her shield, and it seems to absorb most of the blow this time. She looks like she's about to charge...
The pixies have picked up the bucket of popcorn that Crow left behind, and they're passing it around. One holds it out to you. "Want some?"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 1, 2018 0:52:41 GMT -5
Dantalion graciously accepts the popcorn and digs in "Say have you guys ever considered alternative enmployment" He asks the diminutive creatures
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 1:03:01 GMT -5
Dantalion
Aeva dives at Alice. Alice drops onto her back, losing a few hairs to the pixie's slash. In an unexpected move for a mage, Alice kicks the pixie in the back. The kick plus her momentum sends the pixie sailing into a tree. Alice takes the time to hop up, throwing another kick and sending a stream of mud at the pixie's face. The pixie blocks it, a gust of wind striking her as she lowers her shield.
"Alternative employment?" one of the pixies asks.
"She means a different job."
"Oh."
"Like what?"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 1, 2018 1:15:57 GMT -5
Dandy smiles wide and bamfs a contract into his hand "Well House Dantalion can offer you a roboust salary, comprehensive benefits, and mostly vacation time all you'd have to do is assist our work force in their duties and work directly under me with plenty of room for advancement" He explain jovially
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 1:22:34 GMT -5
Dantalion
The pixies are thoroughly confused by all the big words. "But we don't wanna work, we wanna play...!"
Alice runs over to the downed pixie, going for a stomp. Aeva tosses her sword aside and catches the attack, grabbing her ankle and jerking her around. Despite being 1/8 her size, the pixie pulls her off her feet, spins her around, and tosses her skidding across the ground until she crashes into a tree. Alice struggles to pick herself up while the pixie snags her sword.
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Post by Tight Dan on May 1, 2018 1:32:33 GMT -5
"Well hey think of it as play your getting payed for my division of the families legions has a 98% Satisfaction rate heck your chance of actually doing anything bordering on work is one in 1,285" Dantalion continues his pitch undetered Hezaki paying much more attention to the fight quitely withdrawing the Bamf bat if things go too far south
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 15:28:21 GMT -5
Dantalion
"I want a life stone!"
"I want 2800 Macca!"
"I want to drain some of your life!"
"How do you feel about vegetables?"
"You're just gonna fuse me!"
"No, thanks."
Negotiating with this many demons at once is hard...
The leader-pixie's aura starts glowing brighter. From Dantalion's perspective. To Hezaki, it looks like she just started glowing. She leaps forward, slashing at Alice. She flips her sword around to the back of the blade at the last second, knocking Alice out instead of killing her.
"Hehe, I win!"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 1, 2018 16:15:01 GMT -5
"I can do that" Sounds like a wish to me Demon Paw ACTIVATE
"I can do that" Sounds like a wish to me Demon Paw ACTIVATE
"I have plenty to spare"
"Vegetables, Meat, Dairy All I care about is it's quality"
"I wouldn't dream of it there's no such thing as fodder in my legion"
"Is there nothing I can do to change your mind"
Just as quietly as he withdrew it Hezaki sheathes (Don't ask me how you sheathe a bat) his weapon and makes a loud coughing sound
Dandy takes the hint and turns to the now completed fight "Great great congratulations you won" he cheers with false excitement before returning to the negotiations. Hezaki just sighs heavily
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Post by Vitsheep on May 1, 2018 20:34:09 GMT -5
Dantalion
"Yay! Hmmm... I want 3,123 Macca!"
"Yay! Hmmm... I want some of your spirit! Just a taste!"
"Yay!" She sucks out a bit of your blood. Ow. "Hmmm... I want a Soma!"
"Hmmmm. So being picky's bad?"
"Aw, I wanna be fused with someone strong!" One pixie leaves.
"Nope!" Another pixie leaves.
The armor-pixie casts some kind of healing spell on Alice. She groans and wakes up, but stays sitting against the tree. "...Are you satisfied...?"
The pixie ignores her and flies over to you. "Hi! Whatcha doin'?"
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Post by Tight Dan on May 2, 2018 14:47:31 GMT -5
"Absolutely" Good ol' Demon Paw save the day
"Hahaha my spirit sure go for it"
"Here you go" Good ol' Demon Paw save the day
"You shouldn't be afraid to be picky just be sure you pick well"
"Damn just as random and frustrating as real demon negotiation"
"That's a double negative it means there is something"
"Hey there good fight I'm just engaging in the delicate art of demon negotiation with your friends here shouldn't take too much longer.... say are you looking for a job?" Dandy replies to the armored one
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Post by Vitsheep on May 2, 2018 18:03:52 GMT -5
Dandy
"Yay! I'm totally satisfied! ...Hm... OK, thanks!" The first pixie takes the stuff you gave her and leaves.
The second bites you and sucks out some of your magic power. You feel tired... "Hmmmmmmm... Hey, why do you want me to come with you?"
You try to make a soma, but it looks like your paw's not strong enough yet. "Aw, you don't have it? OK, then let me have a big bite of your life!"
The fourth sighs. "I don't get it..." She turns and leaves.
"I have a job!" Aeva says. "It's a really important job! I just... can't really remember it right now..."
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Post by Tight Dan on May 2, 2018 18:23:48 GMT -5
Well damn at least we found the limit
"I quite enjoy new company and you pixies share a common cause against boredom"
"Should be fine bite away"
"I do believe I can help you with that if you'd let me I believe this dimension disagrees with you with the power of the or I could fix that and return your memory"
Hezaki goes to check on Alice
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